>tfw I'm going to be unemployed once I graduate

what degree, son?

>he didn't do internships

lel. why did you even bother ?

>>1170464
>he didnt do internships

you act like you can just get one if you apply.

I've applied to everything I could for the past 3 years and Ive gotten a total of 3 call backs the past 3 summers. waiting on 1 promising one now and I'm a senior.

Biochemistry major.

>tfw 21
>tfw went to a 9 month tech school and got a certificate
>tfw already making 50k a year

Blue collar life is best life

>>1170547
>>1170547

Dude, to a certain degree I feel yer pain because the job market isn't what it once was, but this is 100% your fault

I know kids who got degrees in bullshit majors but found fine ass jobs nonetheless. Biochem? You're not looking hard enough. Every major American city has a major college where they need research buttboys.

Guess what? Your qualified! Poke around, find a city you like, reach out to the department secretary with a resume/cv/super eager cover letter, and the next opening is yours. Turn 2=3 lab experience into a 100k+ job down the goddamn line.

Here's a place to start you retard: https://www.pittsource.com/postings/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&query=&query_v0_posted_at_date=&770=8&768=&766=&2234=&query_organizational_tier_2_id=any&2512=&query_organizational_tier_3_id=any&2511=&commit=Search

>>1170550
Also this

my generation disgusts me

>>1170550
Telling 70% of high school graduates they have to college was probably the best meme the Jews have pulled off recently.

>>1170550
what trade fampai?

>>1170550
>50k is in any way respectable
K

>>1170576
Well I went for hvac dabbled in that a while now I drive a placement truck for concrete pouring foundations for McMansions, doing this till I have enough capital for my own excavation business

>>1170594
Directly after graduation it is.

>>1170594
nothing wrong with 50k you smug faggot

>>1170555
>just reach out and the next opening is yours

The new "firm handshake"

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>>1170442
>tfw just got a $16 dollar an hour internship.

>>1170463
Mathematics

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>>1170464

>working for free

As a Business major I just laugh...

internships up the ass, some even pay up to 18$ an hour.

Why don't this idiots learn about things that actually need to done... as in work.... as in the thing people pay you money to do

>>1171424
Most internships are actually paid, dumbass. Ive made 15k/summer for the last 2 summers.

>>1171439
5000$ a month internship

what a you making? 100$ an hour?

>>1171439
15k rupees

>>1171286
Rofl, what fucking field are you in that that is supposed to be good?

>wasnt a retard and applied myself
>doing a degree that's worthwhile
>participated in programs and applied to co-op/internships
>literally got 8 job offers in the past 2 months because I can network
>making 18$ an hour in a company where I can grow and i've only been in school 2 years
>could easily make more at other places once I graduate

You fucked up, either you picked a shitty major or you have shit skills and cant market yourself at all

>>1171448
Summers are 4-5 months long in college/university m8

>>1171448
940/week
50 hour work weeks
18.8/hr averaged out

Forestry, btw

Anyone here familiar with PWC's numerical reasoning assessment?

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>>1170442
Oh man, I'm going to be in the same situation one year from now.

Economics major and I've never worked a day in my life.

>tfw unemployment in the big city or 100K a year job in the middle of nowhere

It's hard to decide. I like doing nothing.

>>1171439
Where are you finding paid internships? All the shit that I've found unpaid.

>>1171509
It's easy

>>1170594
>50k/yr at 20 years old with full health and dental
>32 hours/week
>good relationships with coworkers
>all my old high school chums switch their majors like crazy and are generally unhappy with their final choices
>half have dropped out to join military
>the other half are self-medicating

feels fucking fantastic man

>>1170667
Sounds like too much work.

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>live in oil producing area
>go to trade school
>graduate right when the prices collapse

Feel bad man, I know engineering students with multiple internships with no job prospects on graduating

>>1170464
Bro, I had to compete with 300 other people for my internship last summer and that's just people who got the interview for the internship. I got on but only because my brother already worked at the firm. I don't get why people on here act like shit is so easy, I worked my ass off and still had to use a connection to get an internship.

College is piss easy these days and any retard can go and do well which causes internships to be flooded with applicants.

>>1172097
You're on /biz/ where neets pretend they are all making a million a year and are experts on everything. You need to multiply your actual income by 10 or you won't be impressing any of the successful millionaires on biz. I mean come on, all the successful people who spend all of their free time on /biz/, instead of working or socializing, obviously aren't going to find 50 grand to be anything impressive m8.

>>1171489
>18 dollars an hour

Naw, you fucked up. Trash men make more than you kek.

>>1171539
econ major here. graduated in 2013.

It doesn't get better

>>1172259
>they all fell for the engineering meme
top kek

>>1172259
>tfw cucked by Pajeets

>>1172281
No I didn't.

That's after 2 years of schooling, no other degree path or co-op offers more than that unless you get really lucky with the 2 or 3 super specific co-ops that make you move up north. I make literally more than anyone in any of my classes. The difference between me and trash men is I have a fucking future, 5 years from now they will still be throwing trash in a truck but i'll be moving up in a career and making more money.

>>1173748
Up north? You live in Alberta?

>>1173750
BC. Same thing. 90% of internships and co-ops dont pay more than 15$ an hour starting. You can get a few engineering ones for 20-25 but have fun working in bumfuck nowhere with a bunch of drug addicts. Canada isn't that bad for jobs, the people who complain are fucking losers with no skills and complain they need to apply themselves and that's why they are content making 20$ an hour as a garbage man for the rest of there life.

>>1173751
What engineering did you take? Chem?

>>1173752
I'm in Finance, didn't do engineering. I got friends doing all kinds of shit though. I know a guy in Chem but don't talk with him much, he seems to be doing okay but the oil prices have fucked up his job prospects.

>tfw still in school
>used family connections to get job at telecom company (MechE here)
>told best candidate, should hear from HR this coming week
>tfw criminal record (pot possession at 18, 21 now)

fuck im gonna blow it

>>1173753
Oil fucked everyone.
>tfw when no FIFO with 20k signing bonus and 180k starting
It's a bad feel