how do i make 500$ as fast as possible >inb4 suck dick

Trade stocks and suck cocks

>>1168614
Shave your anus,
go on webcam
Do webshow
Suck your own dick on camshow.

Sell something worth $1,000 for half off.

>>1168621
how ?

>>1168623
>>1168618
NOT A FUCKING OPTION

i just need this amount of money quick and that's it

Send $500 worth of BTC to my account, I will double it in 24 hours.

>>1168635
ok

Have you considered sucking dicks

>>1168614
I live on campus and my university has a system where you can repair broken screens on campus at the library, see if you can do that?

>>1168614
got to an auction / flea market
check the ebay prices and resell, but also consider ebay will take 10% provision

but honestly sucking dick is your best shot, you should really reconsider

500 dicks at 1 dollar a suck.

OR.

and hear me out here...

250 dicks at 2 dollars a suck

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>>1168631
>he's not flexible enough to suck his own cock

>>1169320
>underselling yourself
50 dicks at 10 dollars, people want their dick sucked and $10 is a reasonable price.