Turn Back Time

>Throw away her car keys on that night, you'll save her life.

>>1156940
Don't go to university. Don't waste so much time trying to get laid.

Hey dumbass. Stop wasting so much money.

>Don't let him take those pills, his life will never be the same and it's too early for him to go into a coma

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>>1156953
>>1157230

>>1156940
buy ethereum

>>1157233
Feels sad man

>>1156940
>Don't trust a condom, stick strictly to anal, she is only 17 and you don't want kids anyway.
>Don't waste your time at public university, get a private education instead.

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>>1156940
>Buy Bitcoin

Alternatively dont follow the tangent Berenstain bears timeline

>>1156961
>Don't waste so much time trying to get laid.

same here lad. also learn how to code so you won't have to rely on Abtar from India to code your app ideas.

>>1156940

> bang more girls
> don't go to college

>>1156940
>keep your runescape party hats and bitcoins

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Fucking buy Sun while it's 13 cents

Don't go to bars.

go back 1 year and buy 1000 eth

Buy thousands of bitcoins when they were only worth pennies

>>1156940
Never piss uphill while barefooted.

buy a condo in miami in 2009

>>1156940
you've got a serious depression problem coming, don't down play it and get treated asap. Also buy bitcoin and sell when they hit 1000usd.

just put your dick in it

When you first hear about BitCoin, leverage every possible cent, even max out your credit cards, and then learn about tor and the silk road website. Get bitches, make paper. This is how you will do it.

>>1156940
>find out what you want to do in life
>save your money
>don't try too hard to impress others
>keep working out
>SHE LIKES YOU BACK YOU DUMB ASPIE FAGGOT

>>1157616

how do you best go about getting Abtar from India to code your ideas?

interested in this..

>>1158142

surely nobody interested enough in making money to the point of being on /biz/ fell for the bars meme?

c'mon lads

>>1156940
Great advice guys
>buy bitcoin

How is that helpful for 20 somethings reading the thread now.

Give us some good principles.

Save more money and invest it.

That's pretty much it.

Never buy VRX