The most easy ways to get rich

>Inheritance
>Scamming
>Ponzi schemes
>Winning the lottery
>Theft
>Getting lucky and your business succeeding

>>1155962
Slowly

dealing low-risk drugs, like acid

>>1156128
>low-risk
>acid
What am I missing...?

>>1156141
Probably low risk in terms of both health effects and police interest.

>>1156143
My experience with it is that you have a high risk of going out of interest because your hook just goes ghost one day, and few people want to buy every week like with weed, and if you do any then you start to feel like a pariah for profiting on your friends even though you're really providing access to a commodity that they value. I would be insanely surprised if anyone developed true WEALTH from acid.

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>>1155962
>having inside information about a company and sending it to an anonymous japanese dick board, thus making it public and not having to give a fuck about SEC fucking you over for 'insider trading'.

as if anyone gives a fuck that GXY just got a commision for 6mil upfront for the offtake of their LCE in august.

Nepotism.

Large scale clandestine cannabis grows.

>>1156155
You're probably right, most acid dealers I know make the bulk of their income off weed and MD, but in terms of supply, buying by the vial off of SilkRoad used to be very good in terms of price per 100µg as well as quality, and I'm sure it'd be pretty similar on whatever drug havens have taken up SR's slack.

Marry a fat rich girl- I've had 2 opportunities to do this

>>1155962
>Buy TVIX just before ISIS the US.

>>1155962
A very fast toaster

>>1156208
Nice idea. How?

>>1156213
Thermite

>>1156213
Gamma rays

>>1155962
Graft. Pay politicians/purchasing agents to buy from you.

>>1155962
Create an app that either
>does something billions of people already do very often in real life, but does it better/cheaper/simpler/funner/less 'painful'
or
>solves a problem billions of people have. Doesn't have to be a big problem, it can just be a nuisance, the important thing is that many share this.

An example of the first one would be all Netflix. People already watch TV, now let's do it on demand! Same with spotify. Tired of paying for texts? Do it over wifi with messenger! Tired of socialising? Do it over facebook! etc.

For the second one; vipps is a good example. Paying bills/transferring money is a pain in the ass with all the timed passwords and multiple security validations etc. It's a good thing to have that safety, sure, but just like I want to carry a bit of cash in my wallet because the convenience trumps the "risk" of losing $20, I'd like to have a small online wallet where I can pay small amounts really fast and simple, without having to log into my online bank every time.

Don't get lost in my examples though, read the top part again. That's what I want to stick.

>>1156213
simply reheat already toasted bread

Are you retarded op? Why do you think anyone will ever a quick rich scheme if they had one over here?

Not that your lazy ass will ever do anything even if you knew.

Just sell crack you nigger. No handouts on this board.

Cigarette smuggling

Buy cartons in Virginia, then drive to NY
Average of ~5 a pack in VA, while NY is ~12
Sell for 8 or 9 and make mad $$$

>>1156128
Weed is much more profitable

>>1156213
Radioisotope thermoelectric generators

>>1156798
>weed
>profitable at all

Not going to make you rich but easy money I think, had this idea for a while but I'm too pussy to actually do it:

>bait pedos on omegle/chatroulette/whatever
>take screenshots
>blackmail them for bitcoins

what could go wrong?

>>1155964
>Scamming

Scamming is not easy fucktard, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it.

>Ponzi schemes

Same.

>>1156809
Weed is very profitable

>buy feminzied seeds
>buy florescent lighting
>mad bank

>>1156155
I know one acid dealer who lived in a mansion before he got caught. But I guess he's an exception

>>1156922

I prefer Amazon gift cards.

But I also like unicorns, so I guess that tells you a lot as well.

>>1156609
this sounds good

>>1156213
Yeast, copper, and nail clippings

>>1155962
Having a pretty face and no gag reflex

The fastest and easiest way to become rich today is probably identity theft. There are sites where identity thieves share with each other tips and advice with their endeavors, but I don't know how to find these sites.

>>1156922
Pretty good move m8. Hope you get the stones to do this.

>>1156609
Honestly I had like four ideas for apps, and I had them like six monthes before somebody else did it. I'd code them myself but I have no idea how to do it. Is there someone I could contract out to write shit for me or should I just bite the bullet and become an amature code money so I don't need to share my precious shekels with the leeches I would hire/partner with?

Be incompetent at business and cry to talk radio about how Obama made you fail. The morons will rush to donate their grocery/pill/rent/etc money to you.

Sue the porn industry for ruining your life. Better yet: a class-action lawsuit against the porn industry for ruining modern men.

>>1156624
Who says anything about quick?

>>1157529
Rush Limbaugh please

>>1155964
How2ponzischeme?
I own a business

>>1155962
Go home Steve Jobs, nobody is going to do your work for you.

Easiest way is just to save as much as possible and invest it all. It's not sexy, it's nothing to write home about, but it is the easiest, hands-down.

>>1155964
Theft on the scale to be wealthy isn't easy. Honest enough work to make the thief deserve his money more than your average businessman, yes, but not easy.

>>1158905
Invest in what?

>>1156609
>how to get rich
>compete with millions of other people who are at this very moment doing the same exact thing as you
no shit.

Im thinking of investing in Coal. Right now Arch Coal ($ACI) is trading at .30 cents a share. I can happily gamble 300 bucks for 1000 shares of a stock that could rise back to the $1000 per share it was at 4 years ago.

>>1156157
>>having inside information about a company and sending it to an anonymous japanese dick board, thus making it public and not having to give a fuck about SEC fucking you over for 'insider trading'.

/biz/ in a nutshell

>>1158986
Dude, the chart looks that way because they altered their share structure through dilution. There have been many, many more shares issued in that company since it was $1000.

>>1156947
legal weed is often more expensive than on black market. yet those people are not rich unless they operate on very large scale

>>1156157
I wish you were telling the truth,makes me want to invest in it.

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>>1159108
can they ever come back?

>start with a lot of money
>invest it to make even more money

Getting 'rich' is kind of the easy part
Its the part before that is hard

>>1159149
Getting rich is the hard part of getting rich? Profound.

>>1157471
Send me a mail. [email protected].

>>1159153

it's true boyo. getting rich is fucking hard as shit. but once you are rich becoming wealthy af is considerably easier.

>jamal your buddy the ceo of tunafix enterprises whom you know from golfing calls
>'aye tyrone, listen man i fucked up hard and this company is going down the shitter lol, better short that stock asap muhnigga'
>short stock
>buy competitor stock
>profit

you can't do shit like that when you have no funds and don't go golfing.

>>1156141
Could be in terms of the storage?

It's a liquid, and one tiny bottle of pure LSD can be like countless thousands of doses.

It's pretty easy to hide tabs of acid in your clothing, as they're fucking tiny.

Compared to like... MDMA pills and shit.

>>1159108
How stupid are you? equity dilution is not a share structure and it is not a stock split. The shares are worth less. You own shares, they issue equity, your shares are worth less and they are fucking you. That is not some financial engineering shit.

>>1158923

everything fampie

>emigrate to Africa
>be a poacher

worth it?

>>1158923
That's a slightly different answer for everyone. Find what suits you.

Dilution didn't kill this stock; poor management, coal prices, and lawsuits killed it. Coal mining is a dying industry being replaced by natural gas.

Shares outstanding 2008: 142,833
Shares outstanding 2014: 212,274

Slight dilution, but no where near enough to account for the massive fall.

>>1156143
low risk as in you don't get your legs broken by bikers and have your shit stolen

1. Be Nigger
2. Commit violent crimes
3. Wait for cops to arrive
4. Point "plastic" gun at cops & get self shot
5. Hire a Nigger Lawyer, like Jonny Chocran
6. Instant Millionaire

If I knew how to get rich, what incentive would I have to tell you?

>>1161034
Well if everyone was a millionaire no one would have to.....wait....
if everyone was a billionaire no one would....shit.

>>1156198
>fat
>rich
Why would you pass this up?