How to get a job as a waiter?

I'd kiss that guy tb.h

The first step is to stop posting pictures of traps.
I don't even like trannies and I know who that is. Your coworkers will label you as that fucko who likes chicks with dicks. Just fuck men like a regular homosexual. Stop trying to be a faggot, it's ridiculous.

>>1150136
This. Saved it knowing full well that he's a she.

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>>1150127
I have busboy experience is their any hope for me, anons?

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>>1150252
This. Quit being a faggot and suck that dick.

Actual reformed restaurantfag here.
Apply apply apply. In smaller joints these decesions are often made on the short term. Bill didn't show up Wednesday night so we are hiring someone Thursday morning type shit.

You have to start small and work your way up to the good gigs where you can make hundreds in a shift.

Also be a hot chick, if possible.

>>1150127
I guess you have to wait

>>1150367
> tfw ugly guy

should I just end it?

B U M P

>>1150408
OH SNAP!

>>1150252
your gay for not wanting to fuck bailey jay
>>1150127
don't you have to have nice tits to make a lot of money with tips being a server?

>>1150852
I have a nice beard would that work?

>>1150127

Who's this semen demon?

>>1150127
>It's not like you can get in trouble for lying on a resume
I made this mistake once. You won't get in trouble (i.e. arrested) but they can look at your taxes when they run a background check and they'll know you're lying. Happened to me.