Sell me this tulip /biz/.
Well what are you looking for in a tulip?
This has fine, silky pedals. Several in fact! It has some green shit, what more could you ask for.
>>1150007
Tulips? You surely meant Tylereums.
>>1150007
I just left your girlfriend's house, she want you to buy her flowers.
Buy this tulip now for 4 easy payments of $499
>>1150014
Fking LOLED.
ITT: people who don't know their history
>>1150014
Gib
>>1150024
tell me what you learned in class anon
>>1150036
the demand was greater than supply
>>1150024
top kek
Dutchfag working at FloraHolland represent.
Bulbs only increase in value! You literally cannot loose money!
TO THE MOON
>>1150944
This. Dont be a notulipcuck. Your whole financial future rests on getting in on this early. It's like all you faggots want to be poor. Tulips are the next chrysanthemums. They literally can not ever wilt.
>>1150979
Shilling on tulips begins now.
>>1151038
it began about 300 years ago when people would spend a years salary to get a few tulips
This tulip is the new tobacco.
It solves problem on the blockchain which tobacco can't.
New England commercial counters and Dutch Marineers are talking about accepting tulip bulbs as payments.
The Tulip Guild emissary has learned Mandarin to speak about tulips to the Emperor of the Inland Empire. Imagine how much tulips will be worth after that.
If you haven't bought tulips last year when they were under one florin, its not too late.
Tulips are the new currency, value will be 400 florin per bulb by 1835.
Sign here, and ride the tulip caravel to the colonies!