Well /biz/ why aren't you a lord yet?

>>1149783
but I am a lowly commoner. How can I get a title?

>>1149786
buying land for 29pounds or some shit here check it out http://www.highlandtitles.com/buy-your-plot/ was thinking about doing it because having lord on my passport or what ever would look sweet as fuck and i heard stories where people get upgraded plane tickets because of their title

>>1149802
I have seen these kinds of things before, how legit is the actual ownership of the land?

>>1149821
you basically can't do shit with the land but you gain a title from it so I guess theres that. Your Mr or Ms/Mrs becomes Laird, Lord or Lady

I'm lord of 2 acres in wooded east texas.
My name is Lord Hovel.
I have a main street of western themed buildings, greenhouses, and storage sheds. My bathtub is a 100 gallon horse trough that uses a pump to circulate the water through a series of copper pipe in a wood fire.

Welcome to hobotown.
Feels fucking freedom.

>>1149901
got a pic of your place for reference. Also how much did the purchase cost, oh yeah and do people react to your lord title

>>1149802
Really?

Would a government actually recognize this? Do you just give them a paper that says you're a Lord now?

>>1149825
I'd rather use that money to be Laid, senpai.
smugpepe.jpg

>>1149821

As legit as those sites claiming to sell parts of the moon or stars.

>>1149908
you get papers and shit so you can change your passport, drivers licence and all that shit so i guess. Don't know to much info on it since I just heard of it today sorry.

A colleague of mine did this and added the title to his signature.
He is being made fun of ever since.

Also this title does not signify nobility, just landownership in scotland.

>>1151516
http://www.scots-titles.com/fake-lairds-lords/scots-lairds-and-lairdship-sellers-scams