tips to lie on resume?

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>>1144188
>lying to get a low wage job
Are you the kind of person who would politely ask someone to stop it if you were being beaten by a mugger?

There's zero value to your resume at this level. either get the experience or go personally convince a manager/supervisor to give you training/work. if you're autistic just volunteer at 10 places every month and you have an A++ resume next year. You'll still get passed for people with testicles, but at least you will have skills.

>>1144188
>difficult to be a server

are you retarded? unless you drop your spaghetti during the interview you can get hired on the spot

>>1144267
>>1144262
its actually not easy to get hired at a nice restaurant, and since it waiting depends on tips you can make great money ( for a college student )

I would say I worked in an unrelated field, so he can't verify your claims.
It's not a problem if you aren't experienced in that specific field, as long as you did something else.

>>1144277
>actshualleee
So in your world, all you have to do is lie on your resume and you get a job that you think is otherwise hard to land? Sounds p. good. Enjoy the next 5 years of unemployment though.

>>1144313
I've lied on my resume to get every job I've gotten. Just put whatever on there and then if they act interested about a specific skill, look up everything you can about it before the interview.

>>1144188
B U M P