you have 10 seconds to explain why you cant afford this

I don't want it.

I do not buy depreciating assets over $1000.

>>1139885
I already drive a Mercedes Benz, why would I want a BMW?

>>1139901
>cant afford both

why, poorfag?

>>1139885
I'm too cheap. Driving a 2012 Toyota Camry atm.

I'll probably get a 2-3 year old used Lexus LS or Mercedes-Benz S-class in the future, but would prefer to save up and grow my money a little more first.

>>1139885
try r9k

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>>1139885

21 and I can tho but I'm not a materialistic faggot and still drive the 06 Colorado my dad gave me because no payments

>>1139885
>not living in a big metropolis like NYC or London where it's much easier to get by with Uber and public transport
>not spending most of your free time travelling the world
>buying a depreciating asset that costs about 4 years of a bloomberg terminal subscription

>>1139913
>2016
>Two thousand and six-fucking-teen
>paying for a bloomberg terminal subscription

please leave

>>1139913
>paying $30/ride for uber

Lol tbhbhbh

Ethereum hasn't made me a millionaire yet

>>1139885
I can, but why would I want that particular model? I don't really keep up with cars.

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>>1139923

Is that not the panda everyone keeps talking about?

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>>1139923
>>1139933
I knew /biz/ would be too poor for it

I bought 0.003 ETH, just waiting for it to make me a millionaire.

the e92 model is so gorgeous and you can find them for like 25-30k now

I don't need to. I'm not a consumerist American that loves buying inferior products.

>2016
>Buying gas cars

no i dont want it even though i can afford to pay it in full.

>>1139889
so you dont own a car of any sort?

>>1139966
>why cant you afford this
>"i dont need to"

how is life being a poorfag eurocuck? liberating?

>>1139970
There are plenty of functioning cars that cost under $1000.

>>1139885
I can. But it would be a dumb financial decision.

>>1139970
Not currently desu.

But I was more getting at that I don't buy shit that loses value other than a suit, watch, etc

>>1139972
>>>1139966
>>why cant you afford this
>>"i dont need to"
>how is life being a poorfag eurocuck? liberating?

Prove you own one right now. Take a picture of the keys on the hood with a paper that says biz.

>>1139885
Jokes on you, I can't even drive.

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>>1139978

>>1139999
Bad picture my mom weighs a lot

>>1139885
I can.

I prefer the E46.

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I can afford it. I just don't want it.

Pretty sure i can afford a shitty photo shop

>>1139885
why the hell would I get a car that only blacks and kebabs drool over,,

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>>1139885

Because I drive a 335i.

>>1140264
Becky drools over it too

I hope to afford a Tesla, not some combustion driven and unsafe piece of metal from the Jurassic Era.

>>1139913
Uber/cabs are extremely expensive.

>Tfw guy I know just randomly got a loan from his neighbour for $20k
>He is buying a BMW
>He doesn't even make enough money to maintain one and his money management is so poor he can't afford food

Is this you OP?

>>1139885
I work for the government. It's not all smiles and sunshine. Only contracting companies really get rich at this.

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This is the car I want

It's really fucking hard to find where I am

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I dont have rich parents like supreme gentlemen do

well fuck... times up.

>>1139885
anon I could afford it but I don't like spending money on depreciating assets.

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>>1139966
>inferior products.

>>1140315
>unsafe
someone doesn't know about autobahn and TÜV
>can buy a car that's safer than a german one

>>1139885
Lots of poor excuses IMO

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Poorfags

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>>1139970
You're retarded if you spend a good deal of income on depreciating assets such as cars.

Why would you spend close to 35k to purchase an M3 that will get dogged on by a corvette that is a third of the cost? Not only that, but a Corvette has just as much appeal to others as some run of the mill M3 with ADV beaner wheels, maybe even more since it's an american icon. On top of it all, the torque band and amount of play you can get out of the rear wheels is much greater in a Corvette.

But hey, while you're "owning" the streets with your depreciating pos, I could be traveling the world with same amount of cash.

>>1139933
>Is that not the panda everyone keeps talking about?
who is "everyone"? and no, it's not. see >>1139944

>>1139904
not being able to afford top of the line latest BMW and Mercedes does not equate to being poor. It equates to just not being rich.

>>1139974
In that case you can't. When buying cars, if you have to consider if it as "wise financial decision", then you can't buy it.

>>1140525
Maybe because he isn't a poorfag virgin.

>>1140884
Can buy it outright... yet 'still cant buy it'

Sound logic

>>1140934
If you "can buy it" you would buy it. Unless you are driving one, don't give me that "I can buy I just don't want to" sour graping "logical virgin dude robot" thing.

HURR MY RATIONALE AND LOGIC, WHY NO GIRLS LIKE ME HURRR

>>1140315
This

Tesla cars are cool as fuck and make no noise

Its like a spaceship

>>1139999
trips of truth
Seriously OP get a fucking better camera though. As the weedman said, its 2 0 1 6!!

>>1139885
I don't have a job. That was easy.

>>1140410
>bmw
>not inferior
u wot

>>1140987
holy shit self esteem issues detected

>>1139885

Because I didn't listen to the prophets of ETH. Fuck my life.

Can't afford to have people think i'm some garish pleb.

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>>1143026
Mmm...what a shame

>>1139885
It's really expensive. I'd rather spend my monet on takeaways

>>1139885
my mother LOL

>>1140888
top kek.

Keep telling yourself that bud.

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I'm a hippie.

>>1139885
>BMW

I actually can, yet my penis has a good lenght so I don't need a "fancy" car to prove myself a man.

>>1139885
I can afford it, don't worry.

>>1144722
>>1144475
If you could, you would drive one or equivelent. So stfu

>buy nice car
>drive said car
>cant look at it anymore because youre inside

Cars suck

>>1140019
>Porsche Boxster
Ewww...c'mon bro, you got the money, you could get better than that.

>>1139885

I'm 28 and can afford 4 of them. But I'm not a moron so I drive an accord.

>>1144948
moron, or pussy?

>>1139885

But I can.

I hate BMW though and stance is gay as fuck.

Czechmate OP

Because I can't afford to be mistaken for the shit kind of people that drive BMWs?

Yeah......this.

>>1145088
BMWfags aren't as bad anymore. The douchiest of the douches that were drawn to M3's and the like are now driving Audi's.

>>1139973
Wait, really?

>>1140525
t. Corvette salesman

>>1140525
The corvette looks like shit

>>1144475
My penis is kinda average. Yet, somehow I still dont feel the need to spend money on over priced shit inorder to impress people I don't give a shit about impressing.

>>1140525
>american """"""""""cars""""""""""

>>1140987
There are in fact things that exist that I could buy that I don't want.

>>1139969
What do you drive? Tesla?

>>1139885
Saving for a house, already have a qt gf so I don't need to add inches to my dick

>>1139885
if I knew why I was poor I wouldn't be poor

>>1146548
I bought a used car for $500 CAD with only 73000km on it. 2 years later it still runs great no problems and I even hit a deer with it lol.

In high school.

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>>1139973
>not buying modern classic cars as soon as they fully depreciate

you can make financially logical decisions without driving complete shitboxes guys

just ask /o/ which cars are good buys at the current moment. pic related.

i can, so i drive a KIA.

/biz/ will buy everything as cheap as possible because muh frugality

then spend all of their saved money on cancer treatments when they are old because amurrican system

and if you are european, you'll not be able to save any money (but you'll have free cancer treatments)

in other words: just be born luck or somehow have luck to break even and make a lot of money quick

slowly saving money = cope

>>1148370
>not buying a slk 220 kompressor

>>1148370
Pretty much any 90's to early 00's unmolested bone stock Jap performance cars have been a good investment for a while.
A dead stock 4th gen Supra for example is only going to go up in price from this point

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>>1139885
because i already got a reliable is350 and i want to upgrade to the ISF this year

>>1144774
nice cars usually have nice ride quality and interiors

>>1148358
already got low 5 figures in an account for a ring and using my 401k which contributions are 20% of my income plus employer match to make a first time home purchase.

>i live at home

>>1140315
Combustion cars are unsafe so I'm going to drive around with hundreds of li-ion batteries in the front end.

>>1143031
>I do not buy depreciating assets over $1000.

no thats the opposite of what you want.
Only niggers spend their money on frivolities. I purchased a used 08 Scion XB with low miles cash, still has about 55k on it, runs great low maintenance.. Plus I invest in other things such as appreciating assets.

>>1148211
>>1148063
>subscribing to the American's make shit car memes.

>Not knowing that this shit was propagated after Ford won the Le Mans all four years they competed with the GT40.

American cars are built better than most European cars. They're up there with Japanese cars in terms of reliability.

Want to know why many luxury cars depreciate so quickly?

https://youtu.be/ZPJ64sTa7KI?t=127

They're built to fail so you'll spend a small fortune fixing them.

I can because thats a 2009 m3 there worth like 30k now. Any pleb can buy one of these, I think the real pleb here is OP.

A car is a dead investment, you're only going to lose money by owning it

>>1148973
>Clothes are a dead investment, you're only going to lose money owning them
>Food is a bad investment, you will only lose money holding it
>This is how stupid you sound.

My cousin bought a BMW 6 months after he got his first job.

Still didn't feel happy about his life. Getting shit faced every weekend to feel better.

>>1149292
Yes, let's compare two things that we need as first world citizens to something that costs, at the least, much more. You're not just losing money while owning a car, you're losing a good amount of money purchasing a luxury car.

Luxury cars are nice and all if you already have around one million dollars invested in sound investment vehicles, but for everyone else they should be investing their money for a retirement.

I'm certainly not the one to be telling people where to spend their money, but there's no reason why someone that barely invests their money should be purchasing a pricey automobile.

>it bolsters muh image and tells people im not a neet.
>it helps me have sex with hot babes
>i feel dead inside :(

>>1149542
You're also gaining a large amount of top tier pussy, respect and authority. Things manchildren from /biz/ have no idea about.

>it bolsters muh image and tells people im not a neet.
>it helps me have sex with hot babes
>i feel dead inside :(

MAXIMUM COPING
Hard to feel dead inside when nutting in mouth of a 9/10 bimbo while driving a Lambo.

Good job, pleb

>>1148973
a car is usually not an investment and there are plenty of rare cars that people invest in for the purpose of reselling later for a profit.

>>1140880
> Top of the line
> Latest

Pic posted is an outdated 3 series coupe. Turks drive them here and you can buy them for 10-15k with reasonable mileage.

Good one newfriends.