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I turn into a fake Chad as well to get freelance jobs/contracts. Works like fucking magic.

To bad I can't fake being a Chad when I'm around girls I'm attracted to. I just turn into a sputtering autist instead....

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>tfw you channel your inner chad

:^)

>>1138051
>>1138056

Literally the key to all of life's potential successes and personal happiness.

Most normal people can't even do it because they don't have the clear, caricature-like, almost cartoonish depiction of what it means to be a Chad embedded in them from years of lurking around these boards.

Anyone have /lying during interviews/ stories?

>Personality is literally the only thing that matters once you've got your foot in the door.
bullshit. yeah personally matters a lot. but its not 'literally the only thing that matters'.

>>1138057
hear hear. I think most of us have a good idea of how to act like a chad. just gotta be a good actor

>>1138058

What else matters?

I'll concede that I was exaggerating with the word "literally" but nothing comes close to the significance of personality once you're in that room with the interviewer.

Appearance and, depending on the job, demonstrated knowledge/aptitude can be factors but there are very few factors overall with any relevance and everything outside of personality is a minor plus or negative.

>>1138065
Do you work in a position that actually requires you to know something?

>>1138041
>go to interview
>take drugs and be social
>get the job
>they found out I'm a sperg but it's too late

devilish

>>1138057
HOW do I act like a "Chad"? What the fuck is a "Chad" really?

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>>1138207

Just give up now and vote Sanders, there's truly no hope for you

>>1138213
I'm voting Hillary

>>1138057
You realize almost every normal person out there does it. The superiority on this board is insane for a bunch of socially awkward autists who have to fake a personality just to get a job.

This shit is pathetic.

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>>1138215

I'd expect nothing less from an eternal wagecuck

>>1138215

>Voting for literally the exact same shit that has been going on for the last 16 years

At least with Trump he'll make it hilarious when America crashes and burns.

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>>1138056
>>1138057
I love this. Some days, you're just feeling it.
That's how I got a job I was entirely unqualified for. For whatever reason, the day of the interview I was laid back and witty and confident.

>>1138041
Fucking this.

Only difference is that I got the job with only a single interview. Completely skipped multiple rounds and got offered the high end salary for my position without negotiating.

>>1138051
Fucking this too.
When it's a girl I like my inner beta can't handle lying to her and playing the Chad role to get her.

>city
>200+
Stater Bros in Barstow, CA had nearly that many a few months back. It's a shithole little town.

>>1138207

>forced extroversion
>superficial charm
>lots of kino

it's easy. that's all it takes to charm anyone/pull a girl for ONS.

trust me, i'm a pro at acting like chad.

>>1138215
I didnt think these people existed. I've seen polls, but have yet to meet a Shillary lover in real life