Leaving everything behind

T-thanks /biz/...

>>1133715
Edison took a train to the other coast because he was convinced that was where the money was when he was like 12 and look where he wound up

>>1133748
I have no skills, I'm autistic and I look weird

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Thanks anyway /biz/

Here's a useful cheatsheet

>>1133715
That quote is not from Lao Tzu, but from Talmud.
Don't ask me how I know, but lets say 4chan taught me a lot. Very truthful quote though.

>>1133715
Ten step process to go from Canadian NEET to success.

Step 1: Find someone in the United States that will sponsor you for a visa to come work for them.
Step 2: Get visa, cross border, work for that person, and live in the United States.
Step 3: After a while of doing this, enlist in the National Guard.
Step 4: Get paid training in a technical skill through the National Guard.
Step 5: Start the process for US citizenship.
Step 6: Work in your field for a while, or use National Guard money to attend a university.
Step 7: Get university degree, either stay in your field and get through to management positions, go Active Duty, or find a new field more in line with what your degree is.
Step 8: Use your new-found confidence, physicality, and earnings to get a nice white American wife.
Step 9: Make tons of white babies who are true-blue Americans.
Step 10: Help us MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Seriously though, the Canadian dollar is crashing and has gone down substantially in recent years. Come over to Clapistan, get yourself a trade, get yourself a degree, get yourself a life.

>>1133780
>Step 8: Use your new-found confidence, physicality, and earnings to get a nice white American wife.

... you gonna need that national guard training to lift 300lb of pure American freedom

>>1133796
>implying we do strength conditioning in the Guard

>>1133780
The Canadian dollar is slowly recovering and was only "going down in recent by years" due to oil going down.

Last bump

W-well /biz/?

>>1133769
>watch your thoughts for they become words

this nigga Lao tzu doesn't even know how to hide his powerlevel

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>>1133780
Wrong.
Start company in america.
Mow some lawns
apply for citzenship
even if they kick you out
give 0 fucks
return for biz reasons
Sell company
have new owner issue you work visa
Its like these mexicans don't even 'murrica

>>1135087
Please give actual advice Chinaman.

I do not wish to live in a third world country.

>Be American
>Get shot
>get shot 5 more times by police
>Doctors operate on you without your consent
>"That'll be $250,000 plus tip, sir."

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