Does anyone have any advice on faking injuries in a liability

>>1130870
bump

No, get a fucking job.

Jesus Christ NEETs will do ANYTHING these days just to avoid working like a normal person.

>>1130908
Why should I? Why should I contribute to a declining society I hate and disagree with? I'm not even a NEET, I have a bachelor's. I need money to start a business and get out of poverty.

>>1130917
>Declining society I disagree with

What? Your waifu didn't want to have sex with your neckbeard and you think Gays are "degenerate"?

>>>/pol/

>>1130935
It's funny these neetniggers don't realize they are just as bad as the sluts, gays and other degenerates.

If people would just work and shut up the world would be better.

>>1130956
Yea.

>White birth rates are declining
>"le I'm not gonna get married, why would I do that when I can shitpist all day about how bad women and Jews are. *tips fedora*"

I know some personal injury lawyers.

It's pretty damn easy.

- go to a big supermarket. Find an area without cameras. Pour a little water down. Slip on it hard, try to actually hit your back hard. Ask for help and have an ambulance called. Tell the doctors you think you have muscular injuries and fake pain for months. Then sue for $100k and settle for $15k.

- Someone tailing you in traffic? Hit your breaks hard and let them run into you. Then complain of neck and back pain. If they ask why you stopped say a dog ran in front of the vehicle. Insurance will pay you out like $10k - $20k.

In both cases get a personal injury lawyer.

You could also swallow a small piece of broken glass. Then claim it came out of a Coke can. Sue coke.

They will all settle! THANKS AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM! Where getting secretly videotaped naked is worth $55 million.

>>1130956
>>1130935
Nothing will fix the traitor disgusting liberal democratic politicians. Idiot moderates like you unwilling to do what it takes to fix things are the scum of the earth.

>>1130969
That more likely describes yourself, I do great in that department.

>>1130978
Thanks for the advice

I live in Canada so there is a lot of ice, so I won't even have to use water, it'll be natural. The Canadian civil system is really similar to America's in pay outs, except it's less used.

So I can fake pain and the doctor has no discernible way to tell if I'm faking? Could I use this as a gateway to medical marijuana?

>>1131045
What are you doing besides bitching on /biz/?

>>1131047
I'll make some political donations with my settlement money.

>>1131045
>Unwilling to do what it takes

Isn't that literally you? You want to pull off scams and not work because you were on /pol/ too much and fell for memes.

>Canada
Oh what a surprise. EVERY degenerate on this board is from Canada and doesn't see the irony in his "beliefs".

>Muh libruls are ruining the country

>>1131058
So I should contribute to a meaningless nihilistic society that has done nothing to help me? Why not use a free ticket to advance myself and start a business. At least I would constructively give into the GDP.

Hurr durr muh moralism, you're an idiot slave moralist who will be a willing debt slave for the rest of your life like a cuck.

>>1131062
But I'm not in debt.

What kind of society do you want anyways? A socialist one? I don't know what "did nothing to help me" is suppose to mean. Help you with what? Your mental illness?

I agree the waits for psychologists in canada tend to be long, you really do seem in need.

>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
Though. I'm surely they'll be able to much better help you with your delusions of "evil liberals ruining the country".

>>1131062
> contribute to a meaningless nihilistic society that has done nothing to help me?
>why am I not getting paid for producing no value?

>>1131066
How do you not see it is in my own interest to get free money?
>>1131065
You probably will end up in debt, and I personally believe in a national socialist or fascist state. As in a state with a productive non service economy with enough jobs and prosperity along with destruction of the social forces that ruin the society I wish to be a part of, such as feminism or liberal individualism.

There are no delusions, other than the deranged denialism inflamed in your mind behind your blind eyes.

The lack of ambition and contentedness is the sign of a sheep that will always be led to pasture by his superiors.

>>1131077
>I wish to destroy people I disagree with
What if this, so called "national socialist" state determines you are degenerate and destroys YOU for being a lazy NEET who posts on /pol/ everyday?

>Muh sheep
So what are you doing to build this unsustainable, "society" you built up in your head that has not existed in any part of the world for longer than a couple decades, 70 years ago?


Keep dreaming buddy, "national-socialism" will never occur, especially not for you because you are a degenerate of the kind you seem to dislike.

BTW what political campaign will you be funding when there is no party that supports anything even close to "national socialism" in canada?

>>1131077
>How do you not see it is in my own interest to get free money?

">why am I not getting paid for producing no value?" implies that you want free money genius. I'm saying you are of no value to anyone and thus do not deserve any.

>>1131086
I would participate in a National Socialist state as it represents an ideology I personally agree with. Therefore I would not be determined to be a degenerate, I used to be a Reserve Army Officer until army budget cuts forced me out.

Actually there are many states in the world that resemble fascist states in the past. National Socialism is getting closer and closer as Europe gets closer and closer to nationalism. There are many groups I could support, many international.

>>1131090
None of them have any sort of foothold nor would they be sustainable.

You have no clue what you're talking about, you just want an excuse to be worthless.

>Europe is close to Nationalism
In what way?

>>1131089
No one deserves anything, the only thing you have is your will and what you actually can take.
>>1131097

Not at all, China is rising faster and stronger everyday, Russia is a heavily militarized fortress state that has surpassed the United States in Military primacy.

Europe continually becomes more nationalist every month, even every week. It has certainly increased every year, now it is ordinary for neo nazis and far right parties to be elected ever growing shares of political power. Hungary and Poland are governed by far right parties that are almost neo fascist. Germany is being driven towards anti mainstream politics by the refugee invasion and France is a few years from a Le Penn National Front presidency.

>>1131099
Why don't you move there then?

I'm sure they'd love such a well educated and skilled citizen such as yourself.

>>1131105
Why should I have to vacate my home, family, ancestry and roots. I'll just bend society to my will and have a great time doing it, while idiots like you pay for it.

>>1131114
How am I paying for it tho?

You won't bend society at all. You need to ask for advice on how to scam on 4chan.

You're a loser, you've never accomplished anything and never will. Your only hope is some retarded stormfag society that magically exists for you.

Don't you realize Hitler was a cuckold? Jeez some people really are retarded.

>He actually fell for /pol/ memes of national socialism despite being a NEET

HAHAHSHAHAHAHA.

Hitler's best soldier right here! Over 3000 hours posting about how liberals are cuckolding him. A true Aryan.

>>1131119
If you pay insurance you are, and I was simply looking to validate what I know and I did get real advice. Hitler wasn't a cuck and I don't have a hope for that, although it is inevitable. The simple fact is America is collapsing, and Trump is just the beginning.

Regardless, I'll pull off this little stunt, get my thousands of dollars, and have a really really fun time ;)

>>1131144
I don't post that often, and if you have a hint of reading comprehension you would have seen I'm not a NEET, I'm educated.

>>1131156
So basically you're going to stoop down to being the kind of degenerate you said you hated?

Have fun. Hopefully it goes wrong and you're injured for life.

>>1130956
>If people would just work and shut up the world would be better.
lmao spoken like a true peasant

>>1131233
Complaining all the time won't get you anywhere faster.

>>1130870
Do it in China, that way they will likely kill you with the car because it's cheaper. You do everyone a service by removing yourself from the gene pool.

>>1130917
Start a business when you are not even willing to take a job. That business is already on a fast track to bankruptcy before even starting.