How does one learn to day trade in the Stock Market?

Take your money and set it on fire
Never post again

>open Vanguard account
>buy the S&P 500
>congratulations! you are now beating 95% of hedge funds. you also won't need to worry about fees/commision or trying to predict the next Fed decision.

inb4 b-but muh cherry picked statistical outlier star investor

>>1114011
this pretty much. but i know OP is one of those dreamers who wants to make one million every month and thinks long term holding is for chumps.