How do I turn 100 dollars into 1,000-10,000?

>>1112789
Be smart.

buy kneepads and sell blowjobs

>>1112789
Make 900 then make 9000 simple stuff

Invest in something that gains value 10x - 100x

>>1112789
Buy $100 of business cards with your number and address on them saying you'll suck dicks for $1 pop

Proceed to suck your way to millionaire status

Real answer:

Buy Ethereum and hold it for a year or 2.

Buy ETH on margin OP.

>>1112821
I can confirm that long term, if you consider a couple of years long, Ethereum is going to blow up. So get some Ether and play the waiting game. Live your life, and then one day you'll have some extra dosh.

>>1112821

this OP

>get a job

>learn to play poker very well

> Use $100 for kneepads and the lube that makes your sick tingle and suck 10,000 dicks for $1 a pop or 1,000 dicks for $10 a pop

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>>1112789
SWIM told me about how he knew someone who did what i'm about to post

>buy $100 item on amazon
>go to customer service
>"i never received it" even though they did receive it
>amazon refunds $100
>meanwhile you sell that $100 for as much as you can get
>now have $200, repeat with $200 item
>"i never received it" even though they did receive it
>amazon refunds $200
>meanwhile you sell that $200 for as much as you can get
>now have $400
>repeat

not advocating anything in this post and the person that told me about it never said who it was that did it or where they ended up

>>1112789
Buy Ethereum