Resume Cringe Thread

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Yeah sure buddy, I think you're looking for >>>/x/

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At least he's up front about it

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Oh, niggers... not even affirmative action can save this one

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The first rule of Machievelian edgelordism is to hide your powerlevel, holy shit.

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Not a job application but still hilarious to this day.

>>1101432
>Toupé
>Rhymes with dope

>>1101441
>except marrieds and blacks

CWC is the hero we deserve

>>1101423

>tfw this horsefucking autist has a better resume than you

>>1101423
>>1101423
Okay so I get that this resume is cringe.

But Joseph is actually pretty qualified for some jobs if this is a fresh graduate.

>>1101431
>Cringe.

That's not cringe, that's a boss. Look at the content, he learned his lesson from whatever job he had.

What are these, resumes for ants

>>1101423
>Joseph

Same name as me, going to steal this resume and submit it.