How to earn $1,000,000 in four years

Win your local lottery.

>>1101212
buy kneepads

>>1101212
Buy kneepads, suck a thousand dicks for 1 dollar each, by then you'll be great at sucking dicks, so apply for a job, then give you boss the most amazing blowjob so he hands over his multi-million dollar company to you.

Suck 250,000 dicks for a dollar, every year for 4 years.

>>1101212
>Mandatory default advice from /biz/
The easiest way is always sucking a million dollars worth of dicks...

>>1101212
2 million hand jobs at 50 cents a pop.

>>1101256

Or 75c for two if a client brings a referral.

>>1101223
Just so you know, that's 685 cocks a day, or 57 shlongs an hour for 12 hours a day. Highly doable. I recommend aiming for 60 wangs an hour with a 30 minute break for lunch and three 2 minute breaks every four hours.

>>1101330
Wrong way, poor OP's hands will be too eroded by the semon acids.

>$2 for two friends!

>Threesome for $3 (may as well use your mouth)

>Four for $4 ( drop those drawers, buddy)

Setup shop and have a big wheel like on Wheel of Fortune, only call it Hole In One. $1 gets you the hole that you spin.

>brb, going setup a brothel.

>>1101372
If you stay tight, can keep a line, and turn over business every 2 minutes, it'd take you about 344 days.

Just gotta figure out how to not sleep ...

Spend 2 years getting aesthetic surgery and working out.

Become a male escort promote your brand and charge $2K a night. Then you just need to book a 500/730 days and you'll have $1M

>>1101212
The easiest way is to be given money by your parents who love you. The second easiest way is inheritance from the death of grandparents/parents. The third is to be given a high level role in your family's company. The fourth is to win the lottery. The fifth is to actually invent something people would be interested in and use your parent's (or your own ivy league) connections to market it for funding, advertising, and potentially mass production.

That is literally every rich young person's method. There are no others. You will not be rich.

>>1101212
>I'm a young guy who knows he's worth more than being a wage slave his whole life
You aren't.
>Loads of people are successful from a young age.
Relatively speaking, no. Not at all.

>>1101365
Skip the lunch break, all that semen should provide enough protein

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>>1101372
I'm not sure OP has the skill required to do 4 at once.

He is a gigantic faggot, but that would take a lot of coordination.

>>1101212
>Get fake MD.
>Pretend to be a Radiologist
>Make sure you have friends who can pretend to be doctors for the reference check.
>Find tiny hospital in the middle of nowhere.
>Collect big fat paychecks
>Worst case scenario you give some people with cancer... more different cancer.

>If you're from the ghetto, you could become a rapper and smoke blunts all day saying words that rhyme
>Bust your ass working 150 hours a week starting up a Web hosting company hoping you become the next big company! (Hint: you wont)
>Successful minecraft server
>or think of your own idea

I'm gonna be blunt with you OP, it's entirely doable but you'll need to put in the time and effort.

You'll need to invest. Heavily. Go and print out multiple fliers and advertise your business.

"But what business, anon?" you might be asking, I'm gonna tell you but its an extremely lucrative and niche market which would take time to really carve into, but once you get started your profit goal is likely to be within reach.

The fliers will be advertising for sucking dick by none other than you OP. $1 a pop. No cum, no stop. With around 1,000,000 dicks you can reach your target goal very easily.

You need to start a business to make that kind of money.

become a high class prostitute and fuck 250 guys a year for $1000 each

>>1102177
I work in healthcare credentialing and that would not work and is illegal.

>>1102416
kek'd

>>1102638
>illegal
You don't say