1.2 Billion

2 chickens at the same time

>>1098121
Fried Chicken is like $6.99 at Roscoe's. Conservative investment. safe.

>>1098118
Use it to start a civil war between conservatives and liberals.

>>1098137
So run for President?

>>1098138
Yes. Or just bribe leaders of both sides to instigate unrest. Then buy up shares in weaponry.

I would create 4chan called boot, that you can't get blocked on.

...with global search option.

Invest in Kanye's ideas.

>>1098121
I would do nothing

>>1098162
Nice keep that 1.2B in the bank or couch.

>>1098118
stop peeing in sink

Become the Trump

>>1098118
Buy a gf

>>1098166
Even better: Pee in a GOLD sink...

>>1098168
or 2

I would stop sucking dicks :^)

>>1098173
Or 17. How about starting your own nation?

>>1098181
There seems to be a lot of not doing things... weird.

>>1098183
With 1 law: you can't piss people off on purpose.

I would buy hotels

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private army

Take over small African countries with nice commodity yields

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>>1098118
I know this is troll shit, but sure.

>300m split between 10 mutual funds with dividend yields, 5 re-invested, 5 always going to my bank so I don't go bankrupt like a celebrity moron.
>150m into purchasing water rights in forested/mountainous areas
>300m into purchasing large sections of multiple central-MA suburbs
>250m into cleaning those up and putting in hobby shops, parks, bars, plazas, etc.
>50m in gold treasure chest because fuck you
>50m into lavish lifestyle
>100m split 200 ways between everyone I even moderately enjoy knowing so I'm surrounded by people with starting capital to live out their dreams who owe me favors.

>>1098248
You could assume everything is troll shit. think about it...

>>1098248
But thanks for humoring me...

>>1098248

>300m
>purchase large sections ...
>large

0/10 m8

>250m
>cleaning those up

do you even know what money is worth and what not?
why do you think do cities struggle to build up stuff?
it's far more expensive than you think.

parks, plazas ...
i don't have exact figures here, but i suggest you to google how much one fucking park costs, and moreover, what it costs per year in maintenance.

there's a very good reason no billionaire owns a whole part of a town...
and that's because he wouldn't be able to afford it.

>>1098271
I originally typed this up calling you a retard but removed the scathing from it; it was my mistake for using the word suburb. Central MA is rural.

300k average per house allots for 1,000 structures/lots. The infrastructure is already there to convert crappy shops you purchase into hobby shops, restaurants, bars, etc. You can expand existing parks into lots you've purchased around them. The 150m dividend payments cash out 3m per year for maintenance, plus the revenue from the projects themselves. It's most definitely possible, and billionaires do own whole parts of towns. Bill Koche recently purchased 420 acres to remake the Old West in Colorado because he wanted to.

>>1098274
My mistake, it's a 420 acre hamlet inside of his 6,400 acre property (10 square miles). For parks I was referring to nature parks, lakes, trails, fountains, public chess tables, etc. 1-2mil a piece, not Disneyland level stuff.

Ok more unusual answers? Like I dunno, buy 4chan?

Invest it and invest heavily in VR and robotic development so we can reach the waifu age faster

Get my dick sucked 1.2 billion times

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>>1098292

>>1098294
That is a cheap BJ at $1. herpes.

I would make a 1 billion dollar solar farm in the arizona/californian desert and use it to start a self sufficient empire. All funds would go towards upgrading the panels, technicians, and security teams. Eventually i would plop these mega farms all over the southwest.

>>1098248
your water rights would be taken away via nationalization eventually

>>1098161
Kekkkkkkkkekekekekk

Either buy land or claim an unclaimed territory (there still some) and build a micro nation to my liking.

>>1098118
buy the majority of stocks in several businesses and help them grow and reap the rewards.

>>1098366
Marie Byrd Land and Bir Tawil Triangle are the only two unclaimed lands on Earth. One is the enter of antarctica where no one has been, the other is a flat sand desert that's only unclaimed due to an administrative fuckup by the Sudan who technically owns it anyways.

>>1098348
Fair point, I'd spend that on venture capitalism then, fund people's million dollar ideas for 40% of the company. Once it goes to the stock market, if it went big, I'd buy 11% more and own it.

>>1098420
So risky, I feel like most start ups are junk..so few diamonds in the ruff.

>>1098118
probably buy an airbus 747 and fly it into the world trade centre

>>1098420
>for 40% of the company

O'Leary pls go

>>1098118
invest in low cost stock index funds from Vanguard

>>1098118
Live off of it and let the next 20 generations of my family live off of it.

>>1098816
This one makes the most sense somehow.

>>1098118
Give each of my 4 sons 300 million dollars and have them establish banks on the Moon, Mars, Venus and Europa.

>>1099125
Dank Rothschilds reference, brah.

>>1099125
Not bad

>>1098118
Buy remote land, physical gold, weapons and aquaponics equipment, invite people and start utopia.

>>1098420
Bir Tawil is already being "claimed" by a rich American guy who wanted to make his own kingdom, he said that the locals were ok with it.

>>1099214
>Bir Tawil
hope its liberal

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>>1098118
>buy something like this
>invest the rest in aggressive mutual funds & dividends
>sail the seven seas
>world tour
>huge rock show from the deck of the battleship
>insane raves & cozy lounges throughout belowdecks
>not everyone wants to go back
>the crew swells
>get followed by civilian boats
>they want to join
>gradually gather a small flotilla while circling the globe
>acquire nuclear warhead(s)
>drill deep holes into the the edges of the san fernando microplate
>drop nukes into holes
>*BOOM*
>instant island
>already defended by enormous home fleet
>utopia
>build space program
>colonize moon
>settle mars
>push further
>eventually conquer solar system
>send first colonies

>>1099245
cool, stretching the budget but sure why not.

>>1098118
added the 0.2B to remain billionaire status even after a big house and car etc.

>>1099245
This guy gets it.

>>1099258
i do like the space shit...

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>>1098118
invest it all in TBEV

Id offer anita sarkeesian a true debate but if she loses i keep the money

1 bill to Kanye, 200 mill on everything I ever wanted to to say I had it then take the rest and move away and find true serenity somewhere that costs almost nothing to live there and has the highest qual of life.

>>1098118

Buy that $25K home I want to live in.

Spend like another $75K making it perfect/putting nice furniture in it/getting security.

Put $5 mil into some sort of low risk retirement shit.

$500 mil into paying taxes.

$100,000 into a traditional savings account at a bank and opt out of any online shit.

Invest the rest in low risk non-retirement.

>>1098118
buy a house, put the rest in vtsax, then drink myself to death with no responsibilities to hold me down

>>1098118
get a nice home, employees, some cars, maybe a yacht and a helicopter.

then spend the rest of my days doing lines, drinking and fucking.

>>1098211
My nigga

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like the last guy buy a huge carrier ship, and buy lots of shit to make it more self sufficient and comfy to live on. grow plants on the deck and whatnot. then just enjoy life in maritime law.
the leftover money would just be investments or something to pay for fuel.

Buy the company I work for for about £10m and put the senior managers on improvement plans, give them insane goals and fire all of them. The remaining 200 employees would all get £50k payoff and thrn I'd wind up the company to put it out its misery.

>>1098118

Buy an absolute metric fuckton of property and make apartments, parking areas, and other rentable shit outta it, then kick back and collect paychecks for full time career.

>>1098118

Buy a nice house in Calgary and Vancouver

Travel a fuckton, but live the same as I do now, (middle class Canadian) so no 'throwing stacks' everywhere I go

Invest the rest, 60% bonds 40% stocks in a mutual fund. Throw a bit into blue chip shit, a smaller amount into more promising oil stocks

Either way, my savings account isn't going to have more than $5000 in it at any given time

>>1101055
the aircraft on that deck are worth more than 1.2b alone

give it to Kanye

>>1102194
>calgary
<nice

Shit taste general

1.2 is a nice deposit on a $8bn loan

eat a different girls asshole everyday

>>1100697
>>1102194
Never understood why people immediately say they would invest in stocks and mutuals. What even is your financial goals or reasons for wanting it?

Do you guys sit around all day fantasyzing about smoking a pipe and reading the newspaper business section?

>>1098137
How could a civil war happen if there are no clear geographic lines?

>>1098118
Trade $1.2 billion worth of meme stocks on /biz/

>>1102826
I don't fucking know. I'd just take my billions and pay someone to figure it out for me.