What's the cushiest and easiest job in the US with the least

sucking dicks

Investment banker

>>1097772
>night watchman
Probably won't get paid well, but it's practically like not working.

>>1097772
My managers job haha! Am I right biz lol those higher ups never do any work. Boy am I ready for Friday!

>>1097778
>Night watchman

Either this or a job at an IT helpdesk if your interested in IT. It's practically like not working you have so much free time. I just build websites for my personal clients in my spare time.

>>1098017

that depends on the help desk. I've done a few where it's 60 calls per day back-to-back.

We're looking for package consolidators for stuff bought on Amazon/eBay and the likes. Maybe you're interested, that's really easy job

>>1097772

Union job with Boeing, if they are in your area.

Security guard.

>>1097781
lmao

Lifeguard

Diversity Officer at a university. Oh wait, that requires a college degree. How about diversity consultant? That requires a highschool diploma.

Blowjob supervisor.

>>1097772

Cushiest and easiest?

Unarmed security guard, especially at coal mines and night jobs; I get so bored at work that I actually exercise. If I had internet, I'd have an easy sleazy day.

Some sites actually have more than a few people a day, but sometimes our gate gets stuck open and I literally don't have to do anything except say hi to people I've seen a thousand times before.

>>1097772

Having read your OP, now, I've confirmed that you won't qualify for most security jobs. Most companies worth a shit want past experience, ex-military, ex-police, or college grads now, since what with the military having downsized after Iraq and Afghanistan they have more than their desired volume of recruits.

>>1098769
When i did that I drank at work. Super easy job. Barely above minimum though. OP should shoot for a government desk job - pay plus pension

>>1098777

Based trips.

Most government jobs have standards that a guy who barely passed high school would have trouble with, though.