How I got rich real fast :

>>1096293
But /biz/ says everything. Just as many people will tell you to long on X as other will tell you to short it.

You shorted Eth?

>>1096297
What I meant is that when most of /biz/ agrees on something I agree to disagree.

>>1096293
Are you telling me that people pay you to suck your dick?

>>1096308
If you can stand gross old dudes, plenty of those will pay you to be allowed to suck your dick if you are anything resembling slightly fit.

>>1096311
Unless OP's saying that he pays dudes to suck their dick.

>>1096293
/biz/ is the most memefied board.
i can't imagine anything here that could be taken somehow seriously.

there's not one single /biz/cuit who ever truly became rich.
anyone who comes here to seek advice is a retard.
my sole purpose of coming here is memes and shitposting

>>1096374
>most memefied

Still I like the occasional finance joke.

>>1096293

dick you dudes suck their, do?

>>1096308
>>1096311

Yeah, weirdly this does happen. If you're attractive you'll get fags who seek 'straight' guys and offer them money to let them suck their cock.