New business idea

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>>1073998

24 hour toilet plunger delivery. Discretely deliver plungers anywhere in the city at any time. Even at 2 AM on Christmas day.

"Getting you out of shifty situations since 2016"

Start a dick sucking business. With an initial start-up cost of $25 for a good set of knee pads, at $1 per dick, you will make all your money back after sucking only 25 dicks. Every dick sucked after that is pure profit.

>>1074021
This actually seems quite a good idea.

Sell voluntary work to sportsteams, clubs etc. Organized groups with people. I started my business in october 2015 and have made about 170k USD until now. You need some startup money but you will turn it to income pretty fast

Example: Start a website ( so you atleast seem legit ). Order 100 packs of toiletpaper from china ((this is what i do, along with other products for people to sell).

Find a soccerteam that needs money for new stuff or so on. Give the team 10 packs per person, make them sell it for you, and take 30-40% profit. You choose the price and return but it must be attractive for both the people doing the work and for the people they sell it to. If you give it to 15-16 year olds they will sell ut in no-time (grandmas, parents, uncles etc).

PROFIT

>>1073998
Do the Lock Stock idea (see below):

"Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!"

>>1074028
He can get the kneepads at good will. Literally no overhead.

>>1074021

Fund it

>>1074028
Honestly, this always made me wonder whether or not making a "blowjob lounge" would be profitable.

Like, it's a bar and all that, but there are chicks walking around and giving blowjobs for tips. Small terminals can accept credit cards and apple pay and when the payment is completed a light goes on above your chair and the closest fellatio specialist comes over to do the deed.

kind of a hard idea to perform here in the US because muh prostitooshun iz bad mkay?

>>1073998
Sell turtles at a mall kiosk

You can get em cheap and they have decent profit margins