Nikkei's up. dow will go up oil will go up you heard

but 4chan told me the market is tanking and oil is going to $8/barrel

>>1058932
will my ETFs go up too?

>>1058933
The market very well could still be tanking, and we havent seen any producers default, so oil probably havent hit bottom.

>>1058936
depends what etf

>>1058939
VTI
VIG
VYM
VDE
BND

>>1058940
not sure about BND, but probably the rest will

>>1058945
HOORAY! I'm gonna cash out and get sum chikin.

(i don't even care about BND because it's only 10% of my portfolio)

>>1058933
not only that, biz also told me gold is going to 10 cents/oz.

>>1058977
i don't feel sorry for you.

>>1058932
oils already up .9% on the session.

if you're so sure about the dow then buy futures faggot, they're still unch from friday.

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>>1058945
OP, you know what you are... and I don't git my chikin!

BOOOO.

VTI: 95.95 -0.86 (-0.89%)
VIG: 73.38 -0.24 (-0.33%)
VYM: 62.66 -0.42 (-0.67%)
VDE: 74.01 -2.61 (-3.41%)
BND: 81.35 +0.04 (0.04%)

VIG:

>hey guises it going up
>1%
>0.2%
You need over 2% retards. This just means that certain companies are buying into certain stocks/etfs/options. It will take a shit again tomorrow.

lmfao @ 200 point gain in nikkei

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>>1058932
Nice prediction OP

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>>1058932
Did it go up or what? :^0

>>1058932
This is 4chan in a nutshell.
> trying to predict the whole world economy direction for the next day based on one index.
> you readit here first

Hah