Help me get a job!

>>1049607
pls?

Read "The Devil's Financial Dictionary" in about a day and get a solid grasp on finance jargon, watch some khan academy, and figure out what the hell they want you to do all day. Don't be afraid to say that you don't know something, but are willing to do whatever it takes to learn. They probably have mandatory training anyway. Good luck, tell us how it goes.

>>1049781
thanks man thats great

You should kill him the second you get into the same room.

PROTIP: Don't use a gun

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>tfw Bloomberg Terminal costs like $24,000 a year

Say what you will about the man, but he's a fucking genius.

>>1050066
>people actually pay that much to use a shekelberg terminal

Why?

>>1050075
Let me guess, you buy stocks based on intuition

>>1050075
I actually saw it being used in a video and wanted to buy it. It's really nice. Then I saw the price...

>>1049607
>tfw my uncle is literally in charge of all of Bloomberg in Asia

I'd get you a recommendation, but the cunt doesn't trust a word I say