Side money

sucking dick

Suck dick for money

Suck dick

dicksuck.io - its like uber for dick sucking

Sucking dick

A good way to make side money is while you're sucking some dick, use your free hand on either side for hand jobs. That's why it's called side-money

Sucking dick for sure.

Make good business decisions
by sucking dick

Sucking dick, but I also manage about 40,000 a year in generally nontaxable extra income bartending Friday and Saturday night.

>>1039738
>nontaxable
only because you're a criminal

dick sucking.

>>1039743
>st-stop not giving your money to the government so they can give it to jemal and his nine kids for food stamps!

>>1039677
>Everyone is saying sucking dick. Not realizing the huge untapped market that is rim jobs.

You could always suck a dick.

>>1039758
This nigga gets it.

Learn how to own the market value of a sweet rim job and you fucking dominate the prostitution industry guaranteed.

>walk in walmart
>grab a box of crest whitestrips
>open box and take the 20 whitestrips
>repeat 10 times
>sell on eBay at $50 per 20 strips

repeat the next day at different walmart

takes 3 seconds to open the box and grab them :)

just kidding, suck a dick!

>>1039677
Forex its to easy they practically give me the free money

>>1039738
how many dicks did you suck to get that job?

guys please stop with the dick joke

>>1039743

I'll have you know I calm taxes on my dick sucking llc.

>>1039758
>>1039770

Problem with rimjobs is that while you gross a ton of income, the net is much smaller due to the anti-parasitic medicine you need to take to treat the worms.

>>1039790

Sounds criminal. Just suck a dick.

>>1039861

Pure speculation. Sucking a dick is a guaranteed return.

I have heard of some people having a side job in giving out blow jobs.

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Google Rewards

UHRS

Amazon Mturk

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>>1039677

Driving escorts to clients. Great side job if you're single

Dick sucking is the way of the future

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Only 1 way to do it imo

i wrote a gibberish book for passive income

>>1039677

I work for a flooring wholesale place and I collect the names of customers looking for a contractor to lay the floor down and do the prep-work, then refer them to the contractor held in confidence from my employer, drive over to the customer's house and suck their dicks.

I buy shitty houses (30-50k). Slap on some fresh paint and tile the floors. Sell at profit every time. Renovations don't cost me hardly anything I do it all by myself on the weekends. Essentially putting lipstick on a pig. I could probably go full time but id have to be less selective with what I buy and it would lower margins.

>>1041457
Poor-fag here, how'd you start doing that? Set aside money for the initial buy, or do you get a loan or somesuch?

Freelancing.

I make $50 a pop making shitty flyers cobbled together in Microsoft Word.

I also make $20 a pop from writing page-long "articles."

I make $25 every weekend giving an hour-long "art lesson" to this rich guy's kid.

I opt into any clinical trials that are taking place in my area... they usually pay between $75-100.

Finally, if I need extra cash I'll donate plasma, which is $50 a trip.

And that's on top of my full-time job. I work through the week, and do stupid shit on the weekends for side cash.

>>1039677
sucking dick

>>1041457
>shitty houses
>under 100k
God I need to leave my state

>>1041483
>$50 making flyers

Help a computer illiterate newbie how to make side money doing this my brother

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I mean...

>>1041499

Nice McMansions here are like 150k lol. I'm also thinking about buying some of them and owner financing them at 10% interest for poorfags who can't get a mortgage. The added hassle of collecting payments and risk/legal complications might not be with it though.

>>1041480

Get a loan is the way to go but lots of banks won't give a mortgage for such a small amount. You'll have to shop around and see.

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>>1041591

tfw an average 2 bed house is 600k in my area.

>>1041591
>>1041730
so go on zillow and adjust the search for 30 -50k houses in your area, keep checking back for them, you get one of these and fix it to acceptable, boom crazy profit

>>1041448
Kek

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Tried going to junkyards to take parts and sell them. The one jink yard with the best parts was too much of a pain in the ass to deal with though. You have to be accompanied by an employee would out to the yard, takes 30 minutes for one to show up, look around for the car you want, employee has to pull the part you want, then you have to haggle with the jew owners behind the counter.

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good time to buy lip balm stock judging by this trend

>>1041483
>pop

It's called soda you hick

Sucking dick, futures on lip balm.

Spend $200-$300 on a couple of speakers, a soundboard, and a mic. Torrent tons of crappy pop music. Starting "DJing" wedding receptions for $500 a night. (And thats the cheap end). Leave some flyers at popular wedding halls or even cut a deal with one.

>>1040659
>sucking dick is a guaranteed return

Not true, I stiff cocksuckers on the bill ALL the time. It leaves a real bad taste in their mouth.

On a different note
/biz/ memes are horrible. Suck dick for a dollar? Really? There is an apparent lack of creativity on this board or an abnormal amount of homosexuality and capitalism.

>>1042382

No, it is pop.

If he was a hick he would have referred to is as coke

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>>1039694
>Uber for dick sucking

that just might be crazy enough...

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I'm thinking of maybe giving game making lessons. to kids who want to start out. I'm in no way an expert, but I do know how to model, use photoshop, code c# and use unity pretty decently. This year I will even (finally) release a game.

Do you think it would work? The kids could literally make anything they wanted and I'd just show them how to. If they wanna know how to make a character and animate it, that's what we do. They wanna play with physics? Let's do that.

I don't know how much I could charge given the fact I'm not actually a pro but I hear shitty guitarists give lessons so why not.

>>1043863
I have a mom with mom friends and their collective 8 year old kids want to learn "to make minecraft"
She asked about scratch and I don't think that's going to have the correct end result.
The pay is lucrative, so I gotta think of something.
You can't teach 8 year olds proper coding. What do?
>>1039677
I sell my junk on eBay
It's more for the benefit of ridding my clutter.
I even had sold retarded toothbrushes I bought at a dollar store 3 or 4 years ago

I made $3500 doing art commissions on the side

Usually finding clients is slow except for Christmas/vday/easter/halloween etc but I always overcharge when the lead time to those days are short and the clients are desperate/love my artstyle

>>1043682
it's called grindr

>>1041457
Bernabe?

>>1043915
I would like to sell a lot of expensive vinyls 100-1000$ but have no experience. I'm kind of intimidated by the whole experience of trusting someone with payment of "high" value items like these and the whole shipping issue.

How would you go about this? I understand the very basics of ebay auctions (although I might use discoggs) but I'm just scared to get fucked by some guy from nepal or hong kong. Who pays shipping when you sell this stuff?

>>1044297
You'd be surprised with he expensive watches sold on ebay.
Authentic Rolex watches and such go for thousands.
A friend of a friend does that and has had disputes.
Basically, the payments are done through PayPal, and so he makes sure to document the exchanges through email or the ebay messaging system.
[for example if a potential customer requests more photos of the watches and their paperwork]
In a dispute, you need to provide all the evidence to PayPal, and they are in my experience very helpful.
Just be sure to pay your taxes you guy you

>>1042382
It's a soft drink you uncultured swine besides in this case it's referring to an instance not the beverage...

Got $1,000 on the way just from moving my savings into a couple new accounts
Got $2,000 in free plane tickets last year from credit card sign up bonuses

duck sacking

>>1039696
also why they call it a side job.

>>1039861
please explain anon. I <3 free money. I <3 free anything. and I'm not even a jew.

heres $3.41 to the first thing that slobs on my knob.

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lol

burn and sell concerts,movies,series,games.
make a MMORPG server and sell items/levels/characters.
plant flowers or vegetables and sell them.
suck anuses

Suck a dick XD XD XD, but seriously when did /biz/ became pure shit?

>>1045052
when your dumbass stopped by