What degree do I need to become a pencil pusher after college?

What is a pencil pusher?

>>1012826
someone that works in an office

>>1012828
Yeah but what job specifically? Everyone has their role, there's no just "office worker".

>>1012826
aka
Excel Knight
Meting tiger

>>1012833
I dunno, I just wanto have a 9-5 and work in a place with air conditionining with possible advancement

>>1012825
Accounting.

>>1012836
Well unfortunately there is no job with no requirements or responsibilities that fits that criteria. If there was or is it would be overfilled with applications.

>>1012826
useless piece of shit in a business. Not worst than those one that win the lottery and tells anyone that they worked hard for their money, but on their way

>>1012840
I wanna type on a computer make office reports

>>1012842
Do accounting.

>>1012825
If youre a girl, hr; otherwise, skip college and to into sales.

Accounting

As I start to pursue things like accounting or finance, how do I become more knowledgeable about the industry without having worked in it? Read the WSJ? Or something like that?

>>1013402

Ask /biz/ for advice like you just did.

We know everything about accounting and finance.

>>1012825
Anything. If you get a degree you're guaranteed a desk job. College is a way to ensure the poor keep working in production and the spoiled rich get to keep sitting in chairs

>>1012825
Accounting?
You will have to avoid the talking to people types if you want to remain in your chair most of them time

I'm pretty sure the most leaving the office one is assurance.