Interviewer starts asking you retarded questions, what do?

>>1010781
Answer them.

Can you please stop posting this /pol/ or /r9k/ tier shit? That's where it belongs.

>>1010781
Answer them

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>>1010786
>>1010787
Well aren't you two edgy

Here, OP.

>Greatest weakness?
I'm white and affirmative action is really hurting me.
>Where do you see yourself in five years?
Employed.
>With all the talented candidates, why should we hire you?
Isn't that your job?
>If you were soup what would you be?
Reduced sodium organic chicken broth.

>>1010788
>It's another frogposting /r9k/ NEET

Please can you just leave this board alone?

Guess it's time to leave again...

>>1010791
t. NEET who always "speaks his mind"

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>>1010796
I don't post on /r9k/, /pol/, or /b/
>frog posting NEET
Are you seriously complaining about frogposting on 4chan?

>>1010781
>Let me just open up my notes where I put these answers so that I can read them out verbatim.

Seriously though, only ever gotten the where do you see yourself in 5 years question.

>>1010788
>Well aren't you two edgy
you are, you dumbfuck, go to 9gag and spread those teenmemes there you retarded piece of shit

>>1010781
what would your answers be

>>1010781

just bullshit them

I had these at a target interview and failed the interview

If I'm ever sat down and get asked these gay questions again I will straight out say I think they're stupid and I'm that not answering them even if it means walking out on the spot