Not even all the money in the world could make you less pathetic and virginic.
t. Proud "nocoiner" Chad
Say that to my face let's see what happens. I'll let you know that I can squat over 100kg.
~~/pol/ enlightened me, /fit/ refined me, and /biz/ will give me the material assets needed to retake the white man's world~~
>>2341670
>>2341696
>T. Assmad future plebian
>>2341670
We can afford hormone replacement at any time, unlike you.
DGB IS FINALLY GONNA MOON AGAIN GUYS GET IN NOW BEFORE 20,000 SATS
Uh, this is THE DGB we're talking about here, you sure you didn't mean $20,000? We're so close!
DIGIBROS ASSEMBLEA
>>2450011
Ah yes, the classic inter-dimensional reversed polarity ascending gibbous model.
This will moon for sure!
Do you keep all your eggs in one basket /biz/ or do you like to branch out.
How many wallets do you have?
How many coins do you keep at a time?
>thinking several coins is branching out
say hello from me when you call suicide hotline
I'm sick of waiting around I need to make MONEY and I need to make money NOW
What can I invest in right now that will be UP in the next 12 hours? Tell me what's about to breakout ta fags.
RDD will probably be up this week
Undervalued
>>2449958
You never know, there's no guarantee
Quick profit is usually high-risk. Keep an eye on emerging altcoins traded on smaller exchanges.
>>2449958
LDOGE. Get it on cryptopia, about to quadruple in the next week.
Does anyone know how to get some job online? Anything, even for minimum, I don't care.
quit being a useless faggot and go and get an actual job if you want money. you obviously have no skills needed for making money online, otherwise you would be doing it. down to minimum wage toilet scrubbing for you. YUCK.
>>2341530
if you want to work for really cheap, like 30usd a week in btc (or monero, paypal or bank wire) gimme your email
it's shit pay, but if you get paid in btc money rises with the market (or disappears when it crashes ayyyy)
ok listen i duno wtf is going on right now with the USAF or Jihan stuff or whatever and im trying to read as much as i can. what am i supposed to do right now? hold btc? i have no clue whats going to happen when the fork comes. lmao what am i supposed to do my money is going down the drain atm and i haven't sold my btc lmao
hold
soo is this a bear trap or something? i feel like whales are trying to scare me into selling with all the politics
>>2449885
personally I think this specific drop, not the one in the morning, is a whale panic selling
the big buy wall on bitcoin didnt move like it normally does when the big players cause a drop
hopefully its that dan bilzerfaggot
>fall in love with BitBean
>talk about it all day, tell my parents BitBean is the bean that saved crypto at least 5 times a day
>my dad mentions the bean to his co workers
>they say 'BitBean? you mean bitcoin?'
>he says 'no its bitcoin but it's the kid's version or something'
>they check it, they tell him it looks like a cheaper bitcoin
>my dad gets quizzed about crypto coins all day because some of the normies read about the massive returns
>he tells them all to talk to me about it
>get a call from one of his co workers 'so i heard your into your bitcoins?'
>beanpill him, tell him how to invest
>'so this could be the next bitcoin?' he says
>mfw BitBean™ financial adviser
>>2341496
I chuckled to this. Well done, OP.
THE BEANS MUST FLOW
>>2341496
n1 op
Prepare hodlers, today we will moon with Jared! Get in the train while u can, lamboland, here we go
>>2341483
lamboland more like JUST land
>>2341501
ha. that's so funny anon. Just land. haha
all those that bought at double digit sats
how will they ever recover?
>>2341561
>Investing in a depreciating asset rather than land
Do you have a degree from Bitcoin Academy?
Or do you want to get left behind
I think the answer is clear unless you're a nocoiner amiright?
Tell your parents today you only want to attend one school
http://americanbitcoinacademy.com/
>Frustrating isn't it?
>>2449751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_778fD_4Y
We're investing in YOU
It is a win-win. We choose you.
>>2449751
>paying 10 BTC for tuition
What do you take of this?
> -4.5% to -0.5% in 2 mins
>shitcoin but with these dirty yobit gains, could see a 100%
>10.7m total coin cap
>'Soon to POLONIEX' according to their website: http://www.ecocoin.info/
>bit of a meme desu, but LDOGE doubled my money yesterday so lets see if this can
>>2341470
just bought in. think the devs are pajeets but lets pray to kek and see.
>>2341503
>UPDATE.png
Hey guys I'm being a gaylord and writing a Python module to take data from the Bittrex API (https://bittrex.com/home/api) and do some meme shit to it.
When I make a call to "/public/getmarketsummary" I get back a JSON object that has two different measures for the volume: "Volume" and "BaseVolume". Do any of you guys know what the difference is between the two measures? What is "base volume", as opposed to regular "volume"?
being this fucking retarded
is it this?
http://www.cmsfx.com/en/forex-education/Forex-Glossary/on-balance-volume/index.html
>A technical indicator used to predict extension or reversal of trends.
>>2341442
Really don't know. Google isn't too helpful either.
>people don't realize they are actually addicted to this sort of rush and want to feel the fear
pathetic
It will go down and it will go up. You are children.
Stop reminding me that my fantasy of /litbiz/ is just that, a fantasy.
what's more concerning to me is how billions of dollars have flooded out, and it doesn't align at all with the prices.
>>2449663
kek it's so true. I am addicted to it.
Daily reminder that if you've posted a pump and dump thread, or worked with anyone in private discords to pump any cryptocurrency then you've committed a crime, and it's insider trading.
ok
except that's for stocks you retard not playcoins
>>2341265
>playcoins
AHAHAHAHAHA
i love it when bitcoin dips so i can see all these faggots crying, im just sitting here with my esp2 having a good time
>>2449589
>tfw you cashed out at 2850 8 days ago because you knew it wouldn't break 3k and a bear market was imminent.
>>2449610
>you knew wouldn't break 3k
You didn't know shit. It was a lucky guess.
You're the guy that would be making sad pepe threads right now if it went to 3.5k.
>>2449652
Worst case scenario is I would just breakout trade it. Newfags can't daytrade worth shit on this board.
I want to get rich with crypto to buy lower leg prosthetics once they perfect them and my feet stop working altogether
>>2449581
Fine, I'll bite, what's your BTC address?
>>2449608
13KsJtX4TDcLkWXDVVt3WTPYhX9ugeopQF
Even if it is not much. thank you friend
>>2449608
me too pls senpai? i need to go to the doctor so they can cure me of my autism. and cuz i'm a poorfag
18TczvxLxQEfNHum7pjECS6tYKeMVdKSpN