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>too late to get bitcoin in 2011
>too late to get ethereum in January this year
>too late to get shitcoins at dirt cheap price and watch them yielding ridiculous profits
>right on time to buy everything at its peak and watch the market crash before your eyes

end me

pretty much,

the easy money is done, there are one or 2 shitcoins that might still be sort of promising,

but for us noob knuckleheads the only opportunity left is learning day trading and fucking with all the coins, it's still easier than trying to get into day trading the Dow/Nasdaq, they dont want poor fucks getting anywhere near their precious securities

>>2785414
Are you kidding?

We are in the middle of a wave of shitcoins being pumped 20x or so with some predictability.

Go buy some BSD, or CXT you dummy

jesus what the fuck who's pumping this

Lucky i got in early, saw that one coming ez.

"Pump and dump" cryptocurrency schemes are illegal, and enforced by the SEC. If prosecuted, this can lead to jail time and fines.

>Can the SEC regulate crypto?
Yes. A security is defined using the Howey Test. The Supreme Court stated in Marine Bank v. Weaver, 455 U.S. 551, (1982), the definition is “quite broad” and meant to include “the countless and variable schemes devised by those who seek the use of the money of others on the promise of profits.”
For more information on SEC's enforcement against crypto, see:
https://www.sec.gov/investor/alerts/ia_virtualcurrencies.pdf

>But I don't live in the US.
The SEC enforces Security Fraud cases overseas. If there is a US victim, the scheme falls under SEC jurisdiction. Nearly every country cooperates with SEC investigations. For more information, see:
https://www.sec.gov/about/offices/oia/oia_crossborder.shtml

>I don't want to get arrested, what I can I do?
The SEC offers a whistleblower program. If you bring evidence that leads to a securities fraud conviction, you will avoid prosecution and you are eligible for a reward. Eligible whistleblowers are entitled to an award of between 10% and 30% of the monetary sanctions collected by the SEC and related law enforcement authorities. For more information, see:
https://www.sec.gov/about/offices/owb/owb-faq.shtml

>How do I whistleblow?
In order to qualify for an award under the whistleblower program, you must submit your information either through the online Tips, Complaints and Referrals questionnaire or by completing the hardcopy Form-TCR and mailing or faxing it to the SEC Office of the Whistleblower, 100 F Street NE, Mail Stop 5631, Washington, DC 20549, Fax (703) 813-9322.

>Who do I contact if I've been defrauded by a pump and dump?
You can provide tips at:
https://www.sec.gov/complaint/tipscomplaint.shtml

cuz it dump'd

>>2785352
b-b-but it's gonna go back up r-r-right anon?

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>>2785347
Because I'm buying anime coin, the real coin of the future.

>>2785307
We warned you too but you just saw the big greedy dollar signs in your eyes

down $17k for now
idgaf

Only 5000 to learn trading? Thats cheap

>>2785175
Business calculus teaches you how to trade crypto

>>2785175
Calculus for business students. It's like regular calculus 1, but it moves half as fast and all the test questions involve chugging beer

>>2785175
Financial mathematics is one big bogus. Don't touch it with a pole.

t. PhD student in pure maths

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>>2785099
Jesus, I think you are right.

>>2785118
Sorry, anon. The truth hurts. Also, notice the wall hasn't even been touched. Not once.

>>2785123
It's OK, I haven't bought shit in a while. Just been shorting for modest gains when things are in the down. Still puts a knot in my stomach to think about all the manipulation going on.

WENT FROM $2 MILLION TO OVER $19 MILLION MARKET CAP IN AN HOUR
WOW
AT THIS RATE IT WILL OVERTAKE BITCOIN SOON

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>>2785172
FORGOT PIC

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Anyone want to explain to me what I'm looking at here?

Well, you have been 100% accurate so far I'm in. Please tell me what's next.

>>2785052
how do I get a masternode? how expensive is dat shit

I tried buying but went up, and cryptopia so slow, but trying again.

>>2785035
I am self-unemployed, does that count?

I card for a living and *used* to phish AlphaBay users. Now idk what to do with it being gone. The daily income was fantastic just a couple of weeks ago :/

Maybe I'll try Dream Market. idk

>>2785035
I currently collect unemployment, I highly recommend it

implying the difficulty doesn't increase

>>2785036
Then you switch to another coin right?

>>2785036
I mean, you got the hardware and all...

chaos will always prevail

How much BTC do i need to get a gf like OP's pic?

>>2785024
they all secretly use bitcoin to buy children

santiment on Bitfinex

>>2784981
was about to post this

DGB

>>2784878
what are the last two columns headers?

>>2785146
coins needed for MN / current cost of the MN (14.07.17)

>>2784878
These are all masternode coins?
The last column is price in USD?

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>>2784875
There's only one way out.

>>2784875
its almost like you bought a bunch of meme fake currencies with no intrinsic value at the peak before a crash

>Bro normies haven't even heard about crypto
>brb room to grow
>brb all the early adopters start taking profits
>realize we are the normies.
>tfw add crypto to list of pyramid schemes we fell for

>>2784778
Alt Coins have no usage, thus the term shitcoins. If Bitcoin doesn't make it then all others will die with it.

>>2784778
It means youre retarded and reading too much into patterns that aren't there. You haven't even provided any data to back up your claim.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

>>2784801
Wow you did not add to the conversation.

Great question OP i noticed that too.