strayan thread cunts

>>73396
FUCK OFF FOREIGN POSTERS WE ARE FULL

>>73449
ai this cunt

WHITES ONLY

>>73396
Can I come?

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>>73396
WHITE SPOT PRAWN GENOCIDE WAS AN INSIDE JOB

IMPORT PRAWNS MADE PRIORITY FOR CHRISTMAS PRAWN SEASON

AUSSIE PRAWNS DEAD AT HANDS OF FUCKING SHAMEFUL SMASHED AVO EATING POLITICIANS

GREENS DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL YET AGAIN

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>>74230
Does Irish heritage count as white?

what's goin' on ya derro cunts?

>>74231
We said FUCK OFF

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aw the dozy drongo fell inna the billabong agin, worra flamin galah

amirite my fellow australians?

hi

>>74339
Hey

>>74298
Bit rude

>>74339
SHEEPFUCKERS GET OFF MY BOARD.

>>74263
>Does Irish heritage count as white?
The only real Australians are Anglo-Celt convict mutts.

So yeah.

Old Worlders have such clean, straightforward family trees. My family tree would horrify Europeans.

>>74335
Fuck off abdul

>>73396
sup OP and all u other cunts, just made the transition from reddit to this website and made this thread >>74166

any beginners tips or suggestions? thanks.

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>>74426
Post legs or get glassed.

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>>74394
Dang... Wog over here, parents had fig trees and the columns up front and concreted patio out back and everything. Overcompensate with a semi-posh British accent. No one suspects

>tfw no sheila to grill shrimps on the barbie with

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Do Australians really 'like' Kangaroos?

>>74543
They taste good, roo steaks are top notch cooked on the barbie.

As a wild animal, they're cunts, jump in front of cars and shit.

>>74526
lol, was just bantering, I much prefer wogs to sneaky Chinese and autistic Indians.

Although I like Greeks and Italians and stuff, Lebs and such are too loud and have awful taste in cars.

>>74465
>american
>sees australians
>posts 1 of 4 images every american has saved because they think it's the funniest shit in the world.
i remember seeing that image on reddit like 7 years ago, wasn't funny then and isn't now. notice how you're alone in here lol. here's your (you) homo cunt

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>>74543
kangaroos are fine, its the fucking koalas you have to watch out for

>>74654
You destroyed that seppo cunt m8.

>>74662
Is this board recruiting from reddit?

>>74537
>tfw people STILL think we call them shrimp and drink fosters

are australians even sophisticated enough to have septic tanks or do they just shit in the desert

>>73396
MARTIN BRYANT WAS FRAMED

>>74662
>thinking koalas are the same as drop bears

back in ya boat

>>74696
I have my shovel license.

>>74650
>Lebs and such are too loud and have awful taste in cars.
Kek. Real talk.

>>74694
I can't fucking remember the last time I saw someone drink a Fosters! Not that you would want to with all the fucking Little Creatures Brewery choices you got now.

I now only drink Draught when I'm planning to get maggoted

>>74677
cheers mate, seppos are fucking cancer when they try to force themselves into banter, it's like the most try hard thing i've seen any country do. In real life they'd be that mate that drops a shit joke and everyone goes dead silent for 10 seconds before someone changes the subject
>>74688
i'm actually from reddit, my first thread is here mate >>74166

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>>74426
>reddit
you have to go back

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>>74654
triggered much, m80?

>>74696
do americans even get an education? or are they just third world?

>>74696
Usually you find a nice Wombat burrow and take a dump in that, make sure the fucking thing is not in there first or you'll get a nasty surprise. You're mad if you use an out house: snakes in the bowl, and a 999/1000 chance a lethal redback will bite ya on the bum.

>>74733
i swear to god, seppos are some of the the worse posters on this site.
They always seem to arrogant, butthurt, and clueless all at the same time.

>>74734
>going back to somewhere i was permanently banned
can't do that mate. besides i don't fit in with those homo faggots

>>74749
no, you just aren't doing shit, this is the last (you) you will get. been tempted to reply to shit seppo posters like you before but usually just ignore it.
>>74765
this. they are so out-of-touch

>>74786
If you didn't fit in with the turbocucks of reddit, why were you there in the first place cunt?

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>>74786
>check out how cool and edgy I am guys
>I was banned from reddit
>I still use words like homo all the time, it's that fookin' sick, cunts?
>I'm so hip and cool

KEK

>>74830
that cunt is just fishing for (you)s

>>74850
still better than 90% of American posters

>>74912
tru

>>74876
yeah you're probably right desu senpai

>>73396
Turnbull's getting cucked by drumpf and its hilarious

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>>74850
>>I still use words like homo all the time, it's that fookin' sick, cunts?
that is pretty fuckin sick, yeah
u a homo?
pretty fucked mayt

Oi fully siqq chuzzies IDT? haha i droive a soobaroo bro. white hoodie wogs chuzzie. EIRE FIK AHBEH huehuehue

hey gay cunts

>>75262
mate thats farked carnt tryed washin me dick yestahday mate did a roight numbr on me wata bill bru

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This image is objectively true

>>75036
ai just cuck his shit up mate what a facken dickhead ai

>>74850
fuck off poofta
>>74830
i wanted to call people cunts and get some classic aussie bantz happening. reddit see it and get offended though.
>>74876
took an hour for someone to notice, cheers cunt

>>74650
Wogs are worthy of respect and act like goodcunts usually, of course you get shitcunts but then there are anglo shitcunts as well, so it's not really a wog problem.

Here's how it goes: Descended from Celtic/Anglo and msotly lower or middle class > British, posh fucks and Germanics > Other Europeans > White wogs (Italians, most greeks, some lebbos and Balkans) > Maoris and polynesians > East asians > all other flavours of chink and mystery meat > niggers and abbos > kikes

>>75503
fuck oath up the queenslanders
4118 checkin btw

>>76380
4814 here

>>76231
accurate list, though i'd put a sidenote in for the slants. they are funny people and usually weary of whitey. But you can sort of integrate with some. you show the males you have some sort of honor or pride and they usually look at you as their own.

>>76434
how's townsville for you mate? not over run by abos yet?

>>76380
>>76434
4017 here, north brisbane best brisbane

Only 4 months left until I move to your cuntry, cunts. 100% legit. Hope you're not full.

>>76532
as long as you're not a paki then we probably have room, what state are you moving to?

>>76500
Mate the south side is clearly superior. We are culturally superior.

>>76532
we are, and the english are hated here. piss off

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wat car u cunts drive?

>>76574
the closer you are to victoria the worse you are in my books mate

>>76487
Just glad it's finally cooling down, I fucking hate living in the tropics.
As for the abos, they mostly stay in thuringowa but you still see them roaming around on weekdays yelling at people for not giving them durries.

>>76560
>white
>engineer
>moving to Queensland
I stayed a year in Straya a couple of years back. Been planning this ever since I got back to Bongistan. Was this or being an hero.

>>76560
no

>>73396
is that you idbro
shit wrong thread

>>76641
If you don't drive a commodore are you even Australian? I drive a shitbox at the moment but hoping for a s13 or maybe a later gen Prelude.

>>76651
Nuke victoria when cunts

>>76688
nah

>>76658
the only abos we get down south are half casts who call themselves abos. Are they actually as bad as they say?

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>>76641
mines got a cab on the back so my dog doesn't get wet

>>76590
I'm a Scot, cunt. A Highland Gael to be precise. I plan to take up boganry when I get back home to Straya. Utes are the ultimate Teuchter wagons.

>>76717
>If you don't drive a commodore are you even Australian?
depends

have you put magnatec in it and dropped a skid?
>>76737
my first car was a AU

Car wasnt even awake below 100

>>76484
Yeah, chinks that try hard to integrate and who get with the right people can fit in well, even some of the women manage it but they're few and far between.

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>>74335
ay up mate want to ave a cup o tea with me and my grandparents? we are about to play some bridge as well, come and join us darl

thomas the tank engine captcha wtf

>>76758
If you say driving a Falcon is Aussie I will snap your neck cunt

>>76733
like all stereotypes there are some exceptions like the ones who actually get jobs but most of them are fucking lazy centrelink bludging cunts that claim johnathan thurston is their fucking cousin

>>74231
C U C K

>>76941
t. holden fanboy

i own both dickhead

>>76884
my thing with asian women is, i beleive 90% of them adopt this "hee hee me so cute and shy lol! ^_^" attitude so they are kind of like filler humans. like they just do normal sort of human shit, wake up, eat, work, sleep, repeat. they don't interact with anything.

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>>74374
make me faggot

>>77172
far bro chur skuxx ow sole g

australians are ok

they could be leaf

>>77172

>French women

will australians ever nuke the UK? they need stopped.

>>77627
>implying the big burger is going to gib us nukes

>>74230
>WHITES ONLY
oi you cunts are red af tho.

>>77651
we could just build our own if we just stopped selling all our uranium to the fucking chinks and curry munchers

>>77627
We could drop some of our wildlife your way but last I checked we don't have nukes. Unless the jews/chinks are hiding some in the desert.

>>76670
Fuck off cunt. Help rebuild your own shitskin-ville. were full. I like to put my feet up

my id describes your average australian

>>80048
Can't cunt. Got myself a Strayan waifu when I was down there and she's homesick. Won't give her up. She takes it in the pooper and loves the feel of jizz on her tongue, and I was taught to always splooge a gift Aust' in the mouth. Plus she's an 8, when best I ever got at home was a 6. Says I sound like Gerard Butler (I don't). Nah mate, I'm the Strayan now...

>>73396
Fremantle Dockers will take the 'ship next year, West Coast Eagles gargle baaaaalls!

>>76884
Dude, have you ever met australianified asian girls? all the boisterousness and bravado of a anglo-celt, with double the "look at me, pay attention to me" drama tornado

>>80057
Rupquiji... sounds like an outback roadstop between "woop woop" and "fuck'ed if I know"

>>76641
>broken down 4wd with rear window replaced with polyflex
Being poor is suffering.

>>76737
Oi mate, number plate.

>>77601
kek

>>73396
Opinions on the annexation/invasion of New Zealand to make it a 7th state?

>>80867
They aren't the 7th state?

>>80895
Unfortunately not, so I feel we should take action to make them as such.

>>73396
No.
Get out bogans

>>80867
I prefer the nuke option.

>>80940
And you'd have us suffer nuclear fallout from the radiation being blown westerly? Try again.

>>80940
What nukes? We could airdrop some emus and funnel webs I guess.

>>80841
its off google, but cheers for the heads up

>>80973
>implying I'm east coast
Now I really want to nuke new zealand.

>>81056
>What nukes?
Hewson's Fightback!

Dumb thread

>>83400
eat my shit faggot

>>83400
Day of the rake when?

>>84632
*kicks you*

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>>84872
You wanna go?

>>84973
>A beaver booting a roo
Someone didn't do their fucking research. Roo's can fuck people up, they're like grumpy deer.

>>84973
No i wanna blow.

Don't judge me

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>>85045
Bring it pouch nigger

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>>85165
You're going to have to build a dam to hold back your tears, ugly platypus.

>>85165
thinking a beaver can contest with a kangaroo... mate kangaroos are trained in mma, they will put you into a chokehold.

>>84973
>>85165
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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>>85289
>>85736
As soon as the beaver gets it's jaws around the roo it's over. These things take down giant pines like it's nothing.

>>85771
No fight because the leaf pussied out.

>>85827
Nevermind, they're just slow.

>>85821
>getting it's jaws around the roo
>not getting its teeth kicked in before it can even reach it

>>73396
I'm heading over now, be there in about 3hrs you guys got any good jobs n shit?

>>85854
>Beavers
>Not quick as lightning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0ikxq0gX8

I feel like I sympathize with you guys as a commonwealth boy, but you probably hate me.


Fuck America though, they're dick heads.

>>85821
you stupid leaf fuck, you're speaking out of your ass, a roo's pinky claw is bigger and sharper than a beavers teeth you fucking egg. Kangaroos are the most dangerous mammal that isn't human on the planet.

>>85945
>that
>fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnRM2JjY6g

>>85979
>most dangerous mammal
I would still say that's the hippo or elephant, mate. Roos are still fucking nuts.

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>>85979
*nibbles yer bum*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332422/Beaver-kills-man-Belarus-Shocking-wound-caused-fisherman-bleed-death-attack.html

>>85979
>kangaroos are the most dangerous mammal on the planet
Would you rather be forced to fight a lion or a kangaroo in the colisseum?

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>>85979
>>86107
I'd like to see that kangaroo be a threat.... WITHOUT A LEG

>>86359
I'd like to see the beaver be a threat without teeth.

>>86435
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_attack

>Beaver attacks have a wikipedia page
>Kangaroo attacks do not

Hmm interesting.

>>74394
How is my purity? Scottish ancestry, not sure how long ago but seems like it's been a long time since Scotland.

>>86435
>>86597
The Aussie still doesn't realise you can't win against the leaf.

How goes it in the colony, chaps?