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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roomate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>596310
anime
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I love being a leaf. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the United States of America, we can assume our role as the dominate former british colony. We can underfund the shit out of our military, continue using garbage CF-18s, even not meet our NATO commitments and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly NATO will never have a chance to even punish us.
Barack Obama filed for the cancellation of the Keystone XL Pipeline a little over a year ago when he discovered I was triggering liberals. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me polluting groundwater, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to invest in my rich old sands. I continued to mine my black tar sands for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my indigenous population was home. He had to listen to us drilling and me getting enriched by a superior black tar sand while he purchased overpriced saudi oil. He eventually lost to donald trump, giving me just the leeway I needed to approve the Keystone XL Pipeline instantly.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the american dairy and lumber market share, contracts to use steel for the pipeline he doesn't even realize aren't fully American, 15% foreign buyers taxes on property and basically suffered no terrorist attacks for accepting high economic value migrants. All this for being willing and able to shovel snow once in a while. :)
He whined like a little girl on twitter, claiming he had to save american dairy farmers now, because he can't afford to fund milk marketing boards. So pathetic.
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our Mayor Simon
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>>596310
This meme lady really knows how to fill out a sweater ;)
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>>597340
does anyone have nudes of her??
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>>597470
please????
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>>597521
this board fucking sucks
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thingsthatneverhappened.doc
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>>596310
(To the tune of Bad to the Bone)
DUH NANANA NAH
YOUR BAIT IS BAD
DUH NANANA NAH
B-B-B-B-B-B-BAD
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>>597781
There's this beautiful thing. Has to do with a fruit party. Specifically lemons. Look it up sometime.
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>>597853
does it have this meme lady in it???? i want this meme lady
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>>596310
Tits or GTFO
Whore
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>>597919
Yes.
Lots of meme ladies
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>>597998
okay i can google it but it can't be a porn site
my mom filters porn sites but sites like 4chan can get through because they're not porn sites just sites with porn
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>>598287
Sweetie...
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>>598287
I found a lemon party but it wouldn't open up :( it must be a porn site
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>>597976
>tits or gtfo
>on /bant/
this isn't b. gtfo you retarded nigger.
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>>597521
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love being this
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>>596310
>Rational analysis
>Self-awareness
Some retarded MGTOW trying to enlist people in his suicide pact.
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>>597797
it probably happened at one point irl tho
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>>598420
>>597853
I usually hate these types of disgust pranks, but this kid is so fucking stupid IDGAF.
But really kid, that meme lady is a drawing of this goddes like woman. You should look her up -"Tub-girl"
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>>600461
>Events happened
Yes.
>Woman involved described it rationally and cynically. Took full responsibility for her awful behavior (not blaming others, or inventing reasons why she forced to do it).
No
Only a neckbeard MGTOW would believe women are this consciously evil. OP is trying to enlist people into his suicide-pact of a cult.
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>>600582
okay, it's still annoying, unfair, and should not be allowed if you have moral standards
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>>600499
i know tub girl you piece of shit, also i got in trouble for looking up lemon party so fuck 4chan
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>>599924
that's not her and poop is fucking gross
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