ITT: act like the country above you.

>>2203959
I dont know shit about your country

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>>2203969
Where ever I go I must destroy Europe

>>2203972
'merica, fuck yeah, obesity is genetic

Where ever i go i must shart

>>2203975
i'm black

>>2203981
The only thing I love more than Jesus is Israel

>>2203980
All third world shitholes welcome to Germany :D

>>2203990
I'm going to finish my burger then go watch some CNN, that is if I'm able to get off this armchair and I'm not stuck, again.

Yeah, um, Whataburger is cool I guess.

>>2203981
>Be American
>be on my daily Mart Shart
>roll into the mart
>they're all out of mobility scooters
>shoot up the mart and my high school in anger
>tell the police I was triggered by the fat shaming
>they let me go, I was white anyway.
>CNN comes
>I tell them the CEO was homophobic and justice is dead, and accuse him of rape
>Recieve the congressional medal of honor
>go home
>watch Rick and Morty
>hahaha God is dead
>Get weird feeling
>Oh fuck I think my genetics are acting up
>Die of a heart attack

>>2204030
>publicly executes own children for apostasy

>>2204041
KAKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FISSHA ASYOU UTU UUTUTUT
UTUT
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UT
UTU
UTU
UTU
UTU
UTU
FUCK OFFF YOIU S FUCKING ISTUODI S SAOS SSI DILIL BIBGTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FUCJKU
FUCKU
FUCKU
FUCKU
FUCKU
FISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PAOWWWWAO AOOSFFFFFFFFFFFFA FUCJKKKKKKKKKKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
OHAS MYN ASR FUKCIJGN GOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait Ahmed, I need to put a maple lube on your cock before you fuck my wife

I'm too drunk, insecure, and religious to admit my homosexuality.

Fucking goats is my hobby.

>>2204074
>explodes

>>2204074
I'm too drunk, insecure, and religious to admit my homosexuality

>>2204081
I'm too drunk, insecure, and freedom to admit my homosexuality

My country would be eating sand and fucking goats if not for oil

>>2204064
>Fuck ACHMED! STAY OUTTA MY COUNTRy! You'll breed too much and take all the jobs!
*Immigrates to the UK, breeds too much and takes all the jobs*

>>2204102
Yawn and stretch, bask in freedom.

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>>2204108
gets pegged by ahmed while licking tyrones feet, poorly shitposting and generally ruining the internet

>>2204117
I'm America with boomerangs

>>2204117
OI MATE UR A RIGHT HARD CUNT ARENT YA LUV

>>2204117
Enjoys New Australia (India Part 2). Poops in street.

im gonna fuck a couple dogs then drink maple syrup while watching tyrone having sexual intercourse with my wife.

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>>2204132
I don't know where I live, but I'm sure the water's dirty and the toilets suck.

>>2204130
>Douse myself in gravy
>Slide into giant bowl of french fries
>Defeated frenchies throw cheese curds on top of me
>Eat my way into a coma
>Get dragged to hospital and cured for free
>Watch america tear itself apart

>>2204176
>commits Chuocide

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>>2204185
I live in the middle of nowhere, I eat snow, drink snow and shit snow...

>>2204247
I AM WHITE

>>2204260
Goddamn roaches. Gimme back my Varosha.

>>2204306
I AM AMERICA'S BIGGEST STATE

>>2204310
WE CALL COOKIES BISCUITS

>>2204313
That's a bit too far

>>2204313
FREEDOM BURGERS YUROPOOR

>>2204319
I hope I don't get shot up in the favela.

>>2204330
I hope nobody confuses me for Italia.

Blow it out your ass.

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>>2204482
stupid fucking niggers why are they so stu-, hey is that a mcdonalds with a pizza hut inside?

>>2204598
>Oh we're just passing through MLK Street what could possibly
>*RATTA TAT TAT TAT TAT*

>>2204598
Fuck you stupid yuropoors stop posting degenerate anime

>>2204605
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>2204605
guten tag! isn't it about time destroyed europe again

>>2204666
hyuck hyuck

>>2204679
"I want mustard on my corn dog mother fucker, make it American mustard too!! And give me a box of hollow tips while you're at it!!"

>>2204694
Welcome to the muslim empire of UK!

>>2204700
Hello you want buy some cocaine?

>>2204700
The only thing my people are known for is cocaine.

>>2204708
>>2204703
>Rides scoot
'I WANT A BIG MAC'

>No bigmac at the moment

>Enters to autistic rage

>>2204719
>people mistake me for a fucking school shooting

>>2204730
the town rapist tried to strangle my neighbor's kids

>>2204753
HON HON HON BAGUETTE XIAO MEI MEI AMOUR

>>2204762
dude weed lmao

>>2204773
Golly gee guys I think I'm having a heart attack

GONNA GO PLANT ME SOME FECKING SPUDS AND DRINK A FECKING PINT OF GUINESS!!
FECK THEM BONGS, THEY TOOK OUR LAEND!!

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>>2204780
BRITFAGS DESERVE O'CARBOMBS AAAGGHHHHH

>>2204802
*gets shot*

>>2204818
*sleeps all day*

>>2204822
I am a cool and manly hero

>>2204953
>get billions of german money
>Spend it all
>German faggots ask me to pay bills
That's it bois we gotta leave this shitty unin no nazi will make us pay bills

>>2204991
>drink Guinness and make funny noises

>>2205279
stay salty achmed

>>2205857
:DDDDD

>get shot

>Get Raped

>Get acid thrown at the face

colonize everything

>get run over

free kekistan america is white and european no more brother wars #MAGA

>>2206256
Benis

>>2206259
>eats burger

>eat waffle

>>2206321
>eats bullet