Semites?

>>2190735
ZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEEZEZEZEZEZEZE WHZ DZ GERMANZ ALWAZ PRONZA WORDZSA WITHZ A Z?

No Semites here, sir.

>>2190740
Zecauz ze zenglishz iz za zewishz zropangadaz

>>2190745
Gut.

>>2190764
Pleasure to serve.

>>2190789
Say, you have a very Aryan face.
Vat part of Deutschland are you from?

ja, ja...
wienerschnitzel

ya better back off to my neutrality y'all

>>2190812
Do not vorry. Switzerland is quite Aryan.

>>2190795
Bavaria, actually.

I'm actually from Munich, even outside this thread's roleplayng. Moved to Aus when I was six or seven.

>>2190822
Oh..
A few shekels appear to have fallen out of your pocket good sir.
...

>>2190822
(Are you mainly European in genetics? I actually like talking to people from Europe.)

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>>2190827
That's odd. I wonder how they got there.

>>2190844
Anyvay. Bavaria? Nice place. Gut ice cream cake.

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>>2190844
I'm not French
burgundy is germanic

>>2190735
I d-don't know sir, but I'm not a jew, I promise

>>2190844
There is also a folded star of David under your sleeve.
...

>>2190855
*clicks luger P08*
Care to explain?

>>2190863
burgundy is a successor to the ancient germanic kingdom of the burgundians

>>2190869
Funny guy huh? Care to explain the dubs?

>>2190859
>>2190863
This must be some kind of mistake, get your Kommandant, he knows me! He can vouch for my Aryan heritage.

>>2190832
Genetically I'm mostly German with a spattering of French, Welsh and a little bit of Dutch. I wouldn't call myself a European in anything but heritage, though, I only remember the absolute basics of the German language.

>>2190876
fucking Anne Frank
we turned her over

>>2190912
Gimped from a third dub by a /pol/ thread migration.

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>>2190912
Mein Kommandat is at Aushwitz right now. I would to talk to you in private, perhaps in the alleyway?

(You sound like a cool guy. What part of Australia are you in. Btw. I'm mainly Scottish, German, Dutch and a little bit of Pacific islander.)

>>2190735
My papers are correct

>>2190735
*runs up to anon, mg 42 in hand*
Kommandant! Ve have lost ze battle of Stalingrad!

>>2191000
explain these, SEMITE?

Ah, another beautiful day to watch the Jews burn. Wouldn't you agree, fellow non-Jews?

>>2190996
Carry on then.

>>2191000
Anondat you ist so funny. Thatz impossible

>>2191002
It was a close battle of massive proportions, however ze red army has prevailed.

>>2191010
It's so funny.
It's almost like it was said by a mega Jew trying to trick me.
...

>>2191010
>>2191002
Zhere was ten t 34s to every German vehicle, this is a sad sad day freund

>>2190973
I don't think that's necessary sir, I have nothing to hide from these fine German people.

(I'm in South-East Queensland at the moment, not far from Brissy. Working in a cafe up in the mountains while I save to travel back to the fatherland to see the sites. Yourself?)

>>2191019
but...you had superior range
surely quantity cannot beat quality?
I mean, look at our badass uniforms and mp40s

>>2191022
Are you sure? Because your dubs seem to say otherwise...

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>>2190735
nothing to see here

>>2191022
I vill keep an eye on you...

(I moved to New Zealand a year ago but I used to live in Sydney and then Brisbane before that. I'd love to visit Germany but I have little money and they are a bit sucked over there.)

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Bepнитecь в cвoю дepьмoвyю cтpaнy, тpycливый фaшиcт.

>>2191033
are you completely sure you're not a semite

>>2191026
Zay, zay buried ze panzer. Ours just broke down. Zay had numbers, terrain and weather on their side

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>>2191040
Oh no...
Vat have I become.
Tell me I'm not a Jew!

>>2191041
why didn't ve retreat?
it seems to me that if napoleon couldn't do it, carolus rex couldn't do it, then we should have just pulled them out

>>2191027
>>2191033
>>2191040
>>2191041
You guys seem busy, don't let me hold you up, best of luck, gentlemen.

>>2191033
It's rather funny how you are quick to point out others, when you are quite similar to them

Are you trying to rat out your brothers to your own hide?

>>2191055
you stay too

>>2191055
Goodbye my good Jewish friend.
You had many dubs. I was hoping to talk some more.

>>2191070
Quite a shame. But we must stay strong. It's for the good of Germany, you know

I have best be going back to Berlin.

Before I do however, I need a devout jew-hunter to carry on the dub-catching.
Prove yourselves.

>>2191054
>>2191054
If ve retreated ve would be on our back
foot, defending and not advancing. Look how zat turned out.
*long, pained sigh* *unloads mg 42*

>>2191077
*unloads mp40 into you*
no. you're the semite

>>2191077
Well, I do believe I see one right now...

what slander is this? ofcourse i am not jewish scum

>>2191082
Ze hunter has become ze hunted.

Carry on my Jew hunting my friend...

>>2191082
Ah, good shot. And to think, he thought he could get away.

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>>2191090

JEW JEW JEW

>>2191100
*reloads, then unloads*
more jews than a news station's accounting agency

>>2191085
mein Gott, ze Mauser vould do as job just as vell

>>2191100
Not being subtle about, hm? Well, it makes the following all the more easy.

>>2191100
Double Jew!

>>2191061
>>2191070
You gentlemen are making a mistake, I'm friends with the Kommandant! He won't like you killing me! YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS!

>>2191077
I can take over this checkpoint for you, fellow true-blooded German.

quad jew

>>2191112
friends don't matter if you're untermensch

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>>2191112

>>2191112
(This is a really normie thing to say but do you want to be...
Uh..
Hmm...
"Friends"?)

>>2191109
Mmm, don't vant to miss out
*reloads then unloads the mg 42 into the bullet riddled Jews laughing maniacally*

>>2191126
I don't know how I feel posting any personal info on a Mongolian throat-singing forum. Kind of a fault of having all my accounts under the one name.

>>2191142
Just post a discord sever man

>>2191142
Is there some anonymous place we can privately send some kind friend request. You're honestly the best person I've seen on this ukrainian drug site.

>>2191146
https://discord_gg/MtUxfdG
here you guys go
>>2191152
>>2191142

>>2190735
I've got something to do, sir.
Care if I leave?

>>2191159
he was a semite all along
dismissed, viking

>>2191163
Ah, good to see someone stepped up. I was afraid a single Jew I disguise was going to ruin our whole foundation

>>2191180
nothing can ruin us with our awesome uniforms

>>2191157
Get in here

>>2191186
True, very true

>>2191187
I hardly use discord.
How the hell do I join?

Hm, seems we're lacking any sightings of Jews. Perhaps we weeded all of the local ones out?

>>2191203
I say we move on, to burgundy

>>2191211
Well, before we do such, we may want to address the potential of hidden Jews among us.

Speaking of which, care to explain your dubs?

>>2191215
sometimes, there's a slip in the system

>>2191225
I suppose you may be right. Do not assume that I will not be watching you, however

>>2190735
Look at my ID

>>2191240
OP was confirmed to be a dirty Jew. However, you seem clean.

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˙ssɐ ɹnoʎ ʇno ʇi ʍolq

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There is no jew here..
I'm merely lost and seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere

>>2190735
Sont worry officer zou can tcheck zes digits. I em Aryan YA.

>>2191211
JEW DETECTED

>>2190735
Greetings officer, but I have not seen any Jews here. I wish you luck on your search!

>>2190735
oy vey!

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>>2192822
Oy vey! You'll never catch me, goyim!

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>>2190735
Helo gut man i am on of yu let through plx

Hallo

> inb4 everyone gets through because there aren't any soldiers on duty.

>>2190735
Guten Tag, Herr Offizier!
Hier sind meine Einzeln.
Die schwule Juden verstecken sich hier:
>>2190822
>>2190844
>>2190855
>>2190922
>>2191000
>>2191022
>>2191033
>>2191055
>>2191077
>>2191100
>>2192822

>>2192904
Diese Dubs sind nicht mein! Die Juden haben mich gerahmt!

am i smelling semites?

>>2193933
You would be able to smell semites, wouldn't you?

>>2190735
We wuz kangs

>>2193975
why would you say that, you filthy go..ehm i mean, my fellow white brother?

>>2190735
Those pesky jews man, always causing trouble

>>2193992
Well, I was just commenting on your usually long and somewhat hooked nose.

>>2190735
Dont worry Mein Herr im just here for their Gold

All good her min good sir

Nein problems here good fellow

>>2190735
Just passing through fellow Aryan

>>2190735
I wouldn't know

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>>2195434
(זה היה קרוב)