Y u no commit suicide yet pussy?

>>2190635
Because I have a girlfriend.

>>2190635
it's too hard

If I hang myself, that's choking me and BDSM is gay. I don't wanna die gay.

If I drink bleach, my insides will burn. Only gays get burnt.

If I cut my wrists, blood will spill and that's emo. I don't wanna die emo.

>>2190653
Shooting myself means I'm getting penetrated. That's gay. I don't wanna die gay.

Toaster in bathtub means I'll be wet. Being wet when burnt means I'm gay. I don't wanna die gay.

Exhaust huffing means I'll be in a car when I die. Cars are for gays. I don't wanna die gay.

Last time I tried I was caught in the act and I'm worried about it happening again.

>>2190653
>>2190682
Making excuses is gay. You don't want to live gay, do you?

>>2190690
There's no stopping a homemade guillotine.