Why don't you have an Asian GF yet?

>>2179440
They only make up 2.7% of the population, so it's hard to find the little fuckers.

>>2179440
I want to line them up feet extended and just run sideways with my tongue out licking their beautiul feet in a sine wave pattern.

>>2179440
They have aspirations in life that don't involve going to the pub.

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>>2179454
>little fuckers

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because all the children will be brown eyed, brown haired niggers.

>>2179440
moving to lixoboa, gonna start working on it

>>2179440
I have self esteem

>>2179440
I dont like pixelated pussy

>>2179440
>that flag
>looking for chink gf
checks out

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>Human females
No thanks.

>>2179440
Because they're like iPhones. Billions of the little cunts, each exactly the fucking same as the last. Disposable race.

>>2179630
Went to high school with a dork. He ends up teaching English in China. Naturally ends up marrying one, Baby looks Asian with red hair.

because asians don't exist where I live

>>2179630
>>2179722
Wow, real edgy