Animal Race

she's crying because that's her dinner

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>>2179081
They're closer to God than we are.

>>2179083
By the thirtieth rotation he's gonna be fugged up.

>>2179081
Cats are unfeeling psychopaths, and the proof is that they will IMMEDIATELY begin eating you if you die. Dogs, at least, wait until they're starving.

>>2179085
I will need some sound evidence on that, anon.

>>2179085
>cats are logical and will eat you instead of watching you rot and go to waste
>dogs are normies and would rather let you rot because of "muh feels"
You just turned me into a catfag.

>>2179081
Animals are subhumans

>>2179083
...dddduuuuuuuude... noooo waaaaaaaay

>>2179085
Explain the emotions from the cat in the OP video
? That's a loyal companion, I've experienced this. Dogs and Cats can sense sadness and show empathy.

>>2179085
Says the guy who's probably never adopted a kitten and probably allergic to cats.

>>2179085
Cat's just smart enough to know a dead body doesn't give a shit and if the human's dead, there won't be anyone feeding it for a while.

>>2179085
There are actually a number of known cases of dogs starving themselves to death while never leaving their dead owners side.

>>2179091
wow u sure showed him

>>2179091
nice

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>>2179094

>>2179082
Fpbp

>>2179085
my cat is an extremely loving little psychopaths... she gives me cuddles and head bumps and kisses... but murders smaller inferior animals for fun.

cats are the best

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>>2179081
>Why live ?
Why the fuck not ?
I am furry and i know already that animals is better than human

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>>2179082

>>2179082
>she's crying because that's her dinner

underrated.

>>2179081
Hitler loved animals. Hitler was a kind man.

>>2179085
>Cats are unfeeling psychopaths, and the proof is that they will IMMEDIATELY begin eating you if you die. Dogs, at least, wait until they're starving.

That's fucking cat ladies with 50 cats who die in the house and no one knows for months.

I remember reading about that years ago. That is the end result of millennial women if they don't start marrying and having children.

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>>2179081
>>tfw Dogs and Cats are more sympathetic and loyal than humans
Than *some* humans.

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>>2179102

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>>2179082

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>>2179085
>one story of a cat eating its owner means all cats eat their owners
and I read 400 stories of dogs mauling their owners while they were still alive

>>2179104
>Oh shit nigga wh-
adorable

>>2179085
>cat realizes you're a shut-in and that's the only food it'll be getting for a few months until a nog breaks in and lets it out

>>2179107
I was depressed as hell crying on my couch once. My dog came up to me and rested on my shoulder trying to comfort me. It's real, dogs and cats are better than Humans.

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>>2179107
The SPCA awarded Tara the Cat a special "Hero Cat of the Year" award for protecting her family.

>>2179081

its because humans lack empathy

>>2179111
Based Cat

>>2179083

i dont get it

>>2179083
Would they have killed him if they knew?

>>2179107
I like how the cat comes back to the kid and is like gtfo

>>2179081
My cat actually hisses at birds and shit
>still more civilized then niggers

>>2179105
If I was a billionaire I would set up legit charities dedicated to Hitler... like giving out grants for biomedical research, animal sanctuaries, restoring old buildings and art

Dogs sure but cats are for cucks. Cats would eat you if they were to grow as big as their lion and panther counterparts.

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>>2179118
Based

>>2179119
see >>2179104

they've done the studies on this, dogs who see their owner for the first time have their brains flooded with oxytocin, which is basically the 'love' chemical in your brain. the majority of cats release zero oxytocin on seeing their owner, with a minority releasing a small amount. cats barely love you if at all, and it's clearly reflected in their behaviour. cats are masters to their owners, it's a weird, submissive and unnatural relationship. dog people are masters of their pets, as is far more appropriate for a human-pet relationship.

also toxoplasmosis is real, and really needs to be talked about more.

>>2179121
> wild feline are the same as tiny little house cats

>>2179122
>they've done the studies on this
show me

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>>2179107
He a good boy. He just wanted to play. He didn't do nothing.

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>>2179112
Empathy seems to have a genetic basis, and be more highly developed in Europeans (i.e., whites).

Jews (at least the Ashkenazim) are narcissistic psychopaths
Chinese are ant people
Blacks necklace other blacks and laugh
South American Indians cut out each other's hearts

That whites are more susceptible to empathy is why the Zionists are using the compassion of Europeans to destroy them with weaponized immigration.

Cats and dogs are generally preferable to all of the above.

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>>2179111
>that mother cat that repeatedly ran into a fire to save her kittens.

>>2179124
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/no-dogs-dont-love-you-5x-more-cats-do/

Gook kids can be pretty cute.

>>2179122
I have a dog and a cat, your cat loves you more than you think.
It's not the slobbering all encompassing jealous love of a dog, it's a well-thought out logical kind of love.
While both are great, I prefer cats because they're not ruled by this illogical irrational love. Your dog has the capacity to love literally anyone. Your cat loves you and is a vicious murderer to the rest of the world.

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>>2179099

THIS

>>2179129
Not even the clickbait crapsite you linked takes this shit seriously. Did you even read what you posted?

>>2179114
Those are two tabs of acid on his tongue.

>>2179081
this cat is better than like 80% of human beings on this planet

>>2179082
top kek m8

>>2179135
Yup, most would just wiggle their penis in her face.

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>>2179104
>>2179108
>>2179121
The story of Christian the Lion.

Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJqMAr6B32A

Full documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ9LB6ysfQU

>>2179138
love this video. Don't know if I'd have the nerves to just stand there like that though

>>2179137
no, they would go get food or pets from someone else.
The penis thing is something i would prolly do

>>2179083
Holy fucking shit

That would unironically be the trippiest thing I could fathom

i need that cat to calm the children in my basement

>>2179082
I came here to say this

My cat used to suckle on my t-shirt when I had her with me. I miss that thing.

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When i was a kid i had a cat that would come waltzing into my room when i was sad and jump on the bed meowing and start smooching me. I annoyed the shit out of him too, biting on his ears and pulling his tail all the time but he never attacked me and we had a bond better than i have had with most humans since. He used to wait for me every day after school on the front porch (no it wasn't to get inside there was a cat door) and I'd come running up the steps to be greeted with a sweet meow. As i grew older i became a selfish prick and ignored him more often, eventually i moved out and left him with my mum because i was flatting. He got sick and passed away after having practically been emotionally abandoned and i didn't even cry, i still hate myself for that.

>>2179083
what is it with muslims and acid?

>>2179107
BASED

FELINE

SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE

>>2179146
I hope you get killed by a cat someday

>>2179146
It's okay anon. You'll see him again in heaven.

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>>2179146
>and start smooching me

>>2179111
>She hates having that ribbon on

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>>2179146
>get a new cat
>love him/her to death
>you are basically absolved of your sins because you redeemed yourself through that cat

>>2179087
lul, keked

My cats love me. They are my buddies. Nothing in the world makes them happier than my attention.
One of my cats waits for my permission to eat. He won't eat unless I tell him it's ok. I am their master. They know it well and always come when I call.

>>2179090
>Explain the emotions from the cat in the OP video
"calm down already, you little shit, I want to sleep on you, how do you expect me to have a rest if you are shaking and sobbing?"

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>>2179118
someday he will be remembered as a saint.
should humanity last long enough to overcome

>>2179149
Hell*

>>2179107
Makes me tear up seeing this shit. Real human/animal connection going on right there. Damn

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>>2179149
>>2179150
I even had a nightmare shortly after where he was laying on end of the bed (he used to sleep on my feet) when it suddenly zoomed into his face which was all demonic and a wicked voice shouted "OWNED". This was years ago but i still remember it vividly.
>tfw your best childhood friends spirit became demonic out of spite for abandoning him and is going to torment you for all eternity in hell

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>>2179099
That's only 1,000 bucks.
Fucking cheap furfags

>>2179098
The cat is literally curious about but disgusted by you. The cuddles/ face rubbing is them rubbing their hormone glands on your stinkiest parts(face, nose, cheeks, hands/wrists).

It hates your fucking guts and is being nice and trying to make you smell acceptable because you feed it.

>Cats are nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFz6t3Tqd0g

>>2179146
It's good that you feel guilty and ashamed at your behavior, anon. It shows you have the right conscience, if nothing else. Now make up for it by adopting a cat from a shelter and giving it a great life.

>>2179157
>someday he will be remembered as a saint
Yes, Hitler was channeling the energy of Christ.

But the problem for Hitler was the Christ myth ends only one way. So Hitler met the same fate at the hands of the Jewish moneychangers that Jesus did.

Channeling the energy of Christ isn't unique to Hitler. Martin Luther King, JFK, even Princess Diana did it - and they all suffered Jesus' fate as well.

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>>2179164
>Russia
I'd be pissed too.

>>2179165
I took in a stray a year or so ago. She was a little sweetheart that would curl up into my arm like a baby and sleep while im on the computer. She got hit by a car after 1 year, she didn't even make it to 2 years old. Fuck this gay earth.

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>>2179166
Goddammit, too tired to remember the picture.

There's a great split-screen video out there of Hitler giving a speech on one side, MLK giving a speech on the other. With the sound off it's startling how similar they are in what they're bringing through, and how their audiences respond.

>>2179146
It's just an animal anon, you could blame yourself if you hurt it physically but it was it that choose to be hurt

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>>2179081
Why is that chink playing with her food?

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>>2179160
what

>>2179163
Cats remember nearly everything that happens in their lives. Your cat isn't curious about you it has memorized every variant of your daily habits.

>>2179122

Study was probably done in south america like the other shit study (assuming you're not a lying fat ass).

Mestizo Intellectuals?

Anyone who isn't a sociopath can get a cat to love them.

Typically they don't love everyone because that is not their nature. If my cat meowing, purring, rubbing, and doing social rolls all over the floor when I come home from work doesn't mean "I love you" what does it mean?

Whatever, you're probably fat.

I don't argue with fat people.

>>2179162
This. How much did the fucking novelty check cost versus that suit, you cheap faggots.

>>2179083
Unfortunately this is true

>>2179122
Those same studies determined that cats do
have the capacity to bond strongly with their owners, exhibiting defensive behavior towards perceived threats etc. They do have the capacity to love their owners, and often do. They are in no way completely dependent though, like dogs are.

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>>2179081
Cat attacks babysitter for she thinks she's harming the toddler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zATogM8p3FM

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>>2179083
Like...the worst place in the world to trip. like tripping in a fucking church lol good god. No wonder Mosques throughout the world are covered in geometric tile work.

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>>2179127
>be grand son of Ashkenazi Jew
>she was a vet
>love animals just like her
>become vet
>bubbe passes and I inherit her rehabilitation center
>now own 100 acres of land and have a animal rehabilitation center for exotic, abandoned and injured feral animals
I love it when some faggola on 4chan says I'm a psychopath because of my lineage. What have you done for animals my dude?

>>2179082
LOLOLOL OMG THAT'S FUNNY SO QUICK WITTED WITH THAT TOTALLY NOT OBVIOUS JOKE

kys

>>2179147
underrated.

>>2179098
You sound like a sad lonely woman

>>2179082

You win the post of the week sir

>>2179182
I always safe injured animals or animals in trouble and bring them to shelters or call police. Dogs, Hedgehogs, birds and I adopted straw cats and dogs. if i was rich I would run a shelter too.
I once have raised a blackbird that has fallen from it's nest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpu2aM2s56U

>>2179187
You seem like a pretty cool dude, we will spare you during the nwo.

>>2179085
>>2179107

Guess what, Cats are complex mammals. And all complex mammals including Humans have the same basic bonding with their offspring, in order to protect them into maturity. Therefore both Cats and Dogs can make 'emotional' bonds with their human family. A cat most likely see's children in the family as their kittens, provided of course the family provide the cat with loving attention to build that bond. I think people tend to associate loyalty more with dogs though because you have the pack mentality aspect
which can make even stronger bonds. Cats aren't pack animals they're naturally solitary predators so they don't really have a reason to give a shit about others. However a house cat, especially when neutered remain psychologically in a semi-kitten state, a time when they would have bonds with other cats (mother/siblings).

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>>2179182
You know characteristics are a distribution, so it's specious to suggest I meant all individuals in a population share exactly the same trait (height, skin color, psychopathy, whatever). The point isn't that all pitbulls will kill children, but that pitbulls and labradors *are* behaviorally different - and expecting them to behave the same way leads to problems (sometimes like dead children) for everyone.

Still, this is one of those moments when online shorthand seems to have led to personal upset, and I'm sorry you felt hurt. I'm glad you and your grandmother have been so good to animals for so long. Thank you for caring for them so much.

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>>2179182
>someone makes an observation based upon the majority of the population
>you defy this general rule and get offended as if they had personally attacked you

Too bad you didn't inherit that Ashkenazi IQ.

>>2179138
IM NOT CRYING.

It was muslim gas atack......

>>2179192
this looks cute until you read that it has a birth defect and cant move its spine normally
its quite sad

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>>2179182

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>>2179195
Damn, does it effect it's lifespan?

>>2179197
they live to one year at most

>>2179193
>come to /pol/ because you hate Zionism and believe the holocaust is a tool to subjugate others instead of a warning
>every thread has something negative about jews
>it's not a personal attack we swear when confronted.
You probably get ass blasted every time someone calls trump voters deplorables or literal nazis. So don't talk to me about getting upset at generalizations.

>>2179191
We are cool now, sorry for snapping at you my dude.

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>>2179198
delete this

>>2179199
Nice assumptions about my personality my dude, but no; I don't. Also I don't really know what you're expecting to happen when about 90% of the degenerate shit that happens gets traced back to the jews. You seem like a nice person, but most of the other jews we interact with sure as shit aren't. You also cannot call what the first Anon said a "personal attack" as it was not directed at a person.

I had a moment today where I realized I love my cats more than any person I have ever met. Why are humans such pieces of shit? I need to meet a vet girl or something, or some chick that runs an animal shelter.

>>2179111
That cat has won more awards then I have. What the fuck dude...

>>2179182
Stfu jew

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>>2179204
No

>>2179200
cant find the english name but the defect is called 猫エロ if you wanna read about it. just right click the pages and translate them

>>2179189

I even pick up earthworms who can't find their way back to earth after the rain is gone and bring them to a safe place.
I always notice animals. Not long a go I walked down a shopping avenue and saw a butterfly on the floor that was not trampled down yet magically. I picked it up and carried it in my hand until I found a flowerbed where I released it.

>>2179128
I wish humans were like that cat.

>>2179086
it happened to me once time

>>2179107
wtf i luv catz now

>>2179099
Their faces are priceless and would make good reaction images on their own.

>>2179160
ok thats scary

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>>2179207
hahahaha you fucking softy

....idothesamethingwithworms

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>>2179199
>We are cool now, sorry for snapping at you my dude
No problem bro, again I'm sorry. I was trying to just make the first step for people - that behavior isn't totally independent of genetics, so we should learn what people can and can't do so we don't expect them to be good at things where they might need help - and you're two or three steps out there where you're the lesson that even if populations do have different distributions we're all still individuals.

I often write on /pol/ about how the relatively few but wildly dangerous Zionists use the rest of Jewry like human shields, committing atrocities then leaving the rest of relatively innocent Jews to take the blame and punishment. I imagine you're in that part of the distribution that takes the brunt of that punishment quite a lot. Sorry if this felt like one of those times, it sure wasn't intended - I just didn't expect anyone to walk along to be a good example of the really great pitbulls.

Thanks again for being a good human being and taking such good care of animals.

>>2179214
I'm only soft when it comes to helpless animals or children, sometimes I also help old or homeless people.
It's a cold world after all. So I try to do my part of bring some good into it

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>>2179085
t. literal negro

>>2179217
not every dogs or dog breeds brings sticks. And the ones who do it, do it for the reason they are hunters and they enjoy the endorphines that are released while running behind it. If you bring the stick back, the owner can throw it again.
Cat's also like to play with rolling objects.
And cats are not neccessary smarter. Often have seen how cats attack their own mirror image

>>2179152
It's ok, it's just for the picture :3

>>2179182
>find exception to trend
>"Oh no, back to the drawing board"
Thats like saying "Blacks don't have lower IQs because Black Science Guy exists

Its you who's purposefully misunderstanding what other people are saying

>>2179218
>Often have seen how cats attack their own mirror image
Some animals don't understand the animal in the mirror is them - but some do.

I had a cat who would look at himself in the mirror when I held him up and quite calmly look at my reflection and make eye contact in the mirror. It was clear he knew he was looking at himself, and at me.

>>2179182

Is that your dad on the right?

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>>2179220
Nahh, dont do that, we're good now - it's gotta be hard being one of the however-many-sigma outliers that has to put up with the bullshit caused by those at or below the norm.

I often wonder if I could handle being me, but being (say) physically black. I think I'd want to off myself just because I'd get so tired of having to take shit for stuff other people had done - no matter how decent I was. I'd probably be reactive every now and then too.

>>2179082
I dont want to be that faggot german ,but i mean thats lazy

>>2179222
How did you guess, man you have a good eye for a frog. Seriously I thought they had poor visual acuity, but wow not you.

>>2179127
>Denny's worker tries his hand at evolutionary psychology

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Pitbulls are the dindu nuffins of the dog world. The arguments in favor of them even parallel.

>>2179223
Well I don't want to dwell on it since this is a fairly comfy thread, but on one hand I really hate that argument he used, on the other I don't get whats bad about being the exception to a rule. Germans have terrible reputation on this board so I like being an exception since I often get compliments on my effort-posts.
Looks like he's reveling in his victimhood now, judging by his new trip. I wouldn't say "typical", but I wouldn't by lying by saying that either lel

>>2179083

Bahahaha wtf!!!! I would not want to be around a bunch of potential Jihadists tripping balls

>>2179199
Fucking hell can there be atleast one jew that isnt a total turbofaggot?

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>>2179082

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>>2179228
Hey, even a good pitbull is gonna have a hard time resisting a tempting treat.

"Who wants some victimhood? Who wants some victimhood? Shill...shill...who's a good Jew? Yes, you are! You are!"

Gas the kikes, race war now, etc etc

>>2179157
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials! Can you say the same?

>>2179182

>I love poking needles in animals

>>2179081
Dang, when I was a kid we didn't have many toys so we used cats, needless to say they eventually got fed up with our bullshit and scratched the shit out of out hands and arms, also next day the show would start all over again.

>>2179236
i was waiting for this...

>>2179081
Except pit bulls

>>2179182
>my dude
HEY! That's our word!

>>2179087
Cats were always the superior ones
>Independent
>Laze about all day while your owner feeds you
>Regularly clean yourself, know to bury your waste
>Go outside whenever you wish
>Can jump fences, climb trees
>Piss and shit all over your owners land to assert dominance
>Defend off other cats
>Get petted by strangers in the street and free food from neighbors

Whereas dogs
>Need owner to walk you
>Can't even go outside without your owner
>So dumb you chase your own tail and need your owner to throw balls to entertain you
>Unable to clean yourself or properly use a litter box
>Once a great hunting animal but now reduced to being emotional support for a human who interprets your pack instincts as affection

>>2179146

I have pretty bad sleep apnea. If I remember correctly what the doctors at the sleep study clinic at the University of Michigan told me after they looked at my charts, I'd quit breathing an average of once every 3 minutes. My brain literally forgets to tell my lungs to keep working when I'm asleep. Anyhow, I have to wear a damn mask hooked to an ASV machine next to the bed now. If I forget to put my mask on and turn the machine on, my mini Shetland sheep dog will jump up on the bed, curl up on my chest and start slapping at my chin with her front paws to wake me up. If that doesn't work, she'll go over to my wife and nudge her until she's awake and start barking like "Mom, you need to check on Dad, he's not breathing again!" Pets have some strange ability to sense when something is wrong with their people. There's no other way to explain it.

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>>2179217
>called his cat niggerman

was Lovecraft /ourguy/?

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Have a plan to save hard and become a landlord neet. Mainly so I can spend time with a doggo.

>>2179178
She licks her own asshole with that tongue.

>>2179115

Probably... Already dead.

Males who own cats should legit jump off a bridge with your little pussy pet. The epitome of the beta male is owning a cat.

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>>2179233
jej

>>2179081
What if we genetically engineer catgirls and doggirls?

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>>2179247
Fuck off cuck, I don't have time for a pet that can't shit unless I give him permission and take him outdoors like a slaveowner.

>>2179242
WE

>>2179251
WUZ

>>2179252
DAWGS

>>2179083
he'll probably be scolded when people find out and then dragged off by guards and fined/imprisoned

i bet they deal with this crap all the time

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>>2179252
WOLVEZ

>>2179085
cats are like women, dogs are like men

>>2179122
>toxoplasmosis

I saw a study where only a few decades ago something like 70% of French babies were born with it. I wonder if it doesn't have something to do with attitudes towards immigration.

>>2179240
virgin dog vs chadcat

>>2179229
That's probably the safest place from Jihadists in the world.

>>2179256
Dogs are like beta males

>>2179085
important distinction to be made here, and im not joking: male cats are extremely sypathetic and loving, female cats are not.

>>2179102
jesus is this my mkultra trigger?

>>2179261
Unfixed cats are unsympathetic. Fixed cats bond.

>>2179110
>Dog follows it's instincts and comes to check on its pack leader
vs
>Humans spend multiple years training to be nurses and psychologists
Wow, human race absolutely btfo by fucking based doggos

>>2179167
>letting your cat outside

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>>2179081
>soon she will die and I will get to eat her

>>2179081
LOVE!

>>2179266

Couldn't believe cats could get anymore BASED

>>2179261

I've had totally the opposite experience. We have a female cat that is more attached to me than any other animal I've ever owned. Waits at the door when I get home from work, sleeps under my arm at night, follows me from room to room all day, goes into a total purring/kneading frenzy whenever she even sees me, etc.

>>2179081

when is she going to eat the cat

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>>2179266
>putting that manchild faggot in his place
Noice.

>>2179266
I'm curious as to what sparked this behavior.
Yeah, he was spazzing out like a retarded fag, but I've never seen animals freak out like that over such a minor thing.

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lmfao @ not swallowing the fishpill.

>Live long time
>doesn't shit or piss in your house or yard
>more intelligent than dogs or cats
>can be taught tricks
>very low maintenance just get them a big tank
>always happy to see you

>>2179114
Because you're fucking stupid

>>2179082
fpbp

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>>2179147
underrated kek

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>>2179236
Fucking kek

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>>2179272
cats don't like fagspergs

>>2179273
>swims in its own filth

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>>2179272
>I'm curious as to what sparked this behavior.

Cats are niggers

>>2179266
>scare cat with autistic manchild behavior for social media
>car fuck your shit up
Good

>>2179281
>undercut
Cat did us all a favour.

>>2179266
fucking based cat

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No thread has made me quite as both sad and happy in the internet as this one and it's/pol/ of all places. Bravo, this ia truly the gratest board

>>2179098
well, no

if you died and the cat was by itself it would be able to hunt and survive

>>2179081
up until the 1950-60 it wastotally common to have all sorts of animals. my greatgrandfather used to breed sparrows he caught with glue traps just for fun, additional to having rabbits, pigeons, ducks, geese.
my grandfather had rabbits and pigeons.
my father none.
my brother has degenerate bunnies.

without animals, people get lost.

>>2179279
>>2179281
I've had several cats and they've never acted even remotely close to this, and that includes getting introduced to loud, hyperactive children once they're already several years old.

>>2179286
>if you died and the cat was by itself it would be able to hunt and survive

Complete bullshit
Feral cats around my house got literally extinct with the arrival of a single fox in the area

Maybe they can survive in some urban environment but not in the wild

>cat
Animal for cuck, unless you want to protect your grain from pest
Dog is the real patrician tier pet, it can defend you and is loyal, cat is just a deratizing tool that meows

>>2179285
>that picture
>Gal_Gadot_portfolio.jpg

Cats and dogs are more loyal because they depend on us for survival. Humans are not as loyal because they don't depend on us for survival.

Cats and dogs are just using us. They're parasites.

>>2179245
so what the intention is what counts

>>2179144
The cat just looks so damn happy
Reminds me of my cat. Always came and slept just beside my chest, her head against mine.
How can anyone even call them unloving is beyond me

>>2179240
Looks to me like you're just a shitty pet owner.

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welcome to /bant/ bitches!
"cocks shotgun"

>>2179316
/Bant/ is fucking shit.
Thanks, I know where the exit is, degenerates.

>>2179335
see? now you're getting it!
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

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>>2179316
>being this lonely
Sorry that your board is slow and shit but this weak attempt at reverse psychology isn't going to work Pablo. I will now take my leave from this cesspool of degenerates.

What us more sympathetic, cats or mods?

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>>2179353
cats. Cats do it for food. Mods do it for free.

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Welcome to /bant/. Cats are the fucking shit. At least we finally agree on something

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>>2179453

Do what for free? Sit on their bad dragon special orders and not ban a single avatar fag?? Mods dont do shit around here.

>>2179453
mods get paid you stinky