Remember to catch spiders and set them free outside instead

>>2177565
That's what every self respecting Australian does. As do the decedents of Robert the Bruce (but they do it for superstitions historical reasons)

Friendly reminder that most spiders are massive pussies.

>>2177565
but house spiders die if you let them outside.
so just keep them in your house

>>2177601
What about Common Black House Spiders?

>>2177601
No they don't you fucking retard.

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>>2177565

How bout moths?

Jumping spiders are cute
CUTE!!!

>>2177607
"House spiders are harmless because they are unable to pierce human skin so I would urge people not to throw them out of their houses as they will die.They are also very territorial and will get back in the house"

>>2177617
If you grab them you will fuck up their wings. Use paper to gently urge them to fuck off out of a window.

>>2177617
Leave them, spider's gotta eat.

>>2177601

If they stayed in the ceiling corner of my bathroom, wouldn't it starve from not catching anything?

>>2177617

They eat holes in clothes, but it's fun watching my cats hiss at them

>>2177634
it takes a year for a spider to go hungry or thirsty.
so it will move out in about 8 months.

>>2177565
>find normal house spider
>just chilling in his net, eating other bugs like a real bro
>meh just put him outside
>it's -20 degrees outside
>poor spider bro dies within seconds

>>2177652

Damn, the more you know!

>>2177625
Ok, but how does that relate to them dying if they aren't in a house?
It's as if you just answered a question nobody asked

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>proper greeting to all house pests

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spiders are bros

>>2178257
Fuck I love jumping spiders they're so cool

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the only thing you should do when you see a spider

>>2178261
I like it when my cat eats them.

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>>2177565
Reminder that if you put a house spider outside, it will probably die (unless it happens to be a spider native to the local environment, and it usually isn't).

>>2178261
They're cool to watch as they move and spin in fast jerky jumps. It's like the fuckers live on a diet of pure meth

>>2178288
how did it get into the house in the first place, where were they before houses were invented?

>>2178281
I suspect this post was intesnded to be deliberately antagonistic

>>2178288
Reminder that this reminder is reminding you of bullshit

>>2178281
My dog ate a spider I didn't have time to identify and relocate, fuck that was a nervous couple of hours.

>>2178295

Obligatory nostalgia vid

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

>>2178234
he said house spiders don't die outside and i quoted some guy who said "I would urge people not to throw them out of their houses as they will die"

>>2178306
Does shit like that even happen? Eating a spider is potentially kill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQmkn_NR4nk

>>2178313
It's a common misconception that dogs are immune to spider venom, but that's a load of bullshit, they just don't often get bitten. A spider will absolutely try to bite with a rottweiler chowing down on it, and in most cases it'll be just as potent for the dog as a human. I was lucky that either the spider died before it could bite or it wasn't venomous.

>>2178325
Fukken australia man

I haven't seen a spider inside my house in ages, but there are a couple in the dark creeks and tight spaces that have shade in my backyard.

I think I saw a wasp in one of the nets and a moth in another, so it's a good thing I didn't try to kill them.

>>2178296
>how did it get into the house in the first place
Commerce has spread around lots of spiders and bugs to places they aren't native to. They're inadvertently brought to the area by humans (in crates and such) and travel from one human shelter to the next.

>>2178303
Reminder that your stubborn ignorance doesn't prove anything except your double-digit IQ.

>>2178337
>>2178338
So nice, he said it twice.
Argument Jew.

>>2178336
impossible, I literally zyklon'd my whole house when I moved

>>2178351
No one said the only spiders that can possibly live in your house are non-native, just that many of them typically are.

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>>2178310
>he said house spiders don't die outside
You replied directly to OP, and he didn't say that.
You posted pic related, which isn't true, then defended it by saying you were quoting "some guy"
They can live outside, that's where they came from.

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>>2178403
Look, moit... I know that in Australia, the spiders are the real natives and you're the invasive species that can't survive outside of a human shelter, but that's not necessarily the case all around the world.

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>>2178403
ok then. have it your way.

>>2178325
Nah man, there's 2 types of spiders, primitive spiders, and whatever the more recent spiders are called.
Primitive spiders are hunters, and have independent fangs control.by muscles that pierce down to stab and inject.
Midern spiders have curved fangs that ooen and close like a clamp, tip to tip, and they need to put something between the path of their fangs to be able to bite, which they can't do without being anchored.
My cat chomos down on spiders all the time and never gets bitten. If a giant chomped you off the ground and started chewing you, do you think you even think if throwing a punch, and if you did, would it even hit anything while you're being chewed?

>>2178338
Reminder that this guys a moron that relies on other morons to satisfy his sexual fetish of arguing nonsense.

I'm not replying to you again, so don't waste your time, find someone else.

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>>2178347
That's some funny shit.
He thinks his arguments are so clever he needs to edit them.

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>>2178475
I wonder if spider venom can sometimes cause brain damage instead of killing the victim.

>>2178426
But that's what you said. How is that having it my way?
There is no such thing as a house spider. Maybe you have a non native spider and you throw it out in winter it'll die, but it didn't die because it was put outside, it died because you threw it into freezing temperatures.

>>2177565
I leave spiders alone because I'm afraid if I kill them, they'll grow huge and take revenge on me

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>>2178510
>there is no such thing as spiders that live mostly in human shelters when outside their native habitat
>if you put a spider outside and it dies from the hostile outside environment, it didn't die because you put it outside
Australian intelligence.

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INB4 pic of Claires face titled (You)

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i got scared once and killed a spider
i-i'm so sorry, little dude
i didn't mean it

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>>2178423
Do you have deeper knowledge?
How do housspiders even exist in the first place when they only can live inside houses?
>did the Jews create them

>>2178938
>How do housspiders even exist in the first place
Commerce. They're inadvertently brought to new areas by humans (in cargo crates and such) and travel from one human shelter to the next.

>>2177565
I keep spiders in my house to eat mosquitos that get in

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I'm probably going to smash these inch-long buggers but thanks anyway.

>>2178969
Unironically this

For some reason small flying shit has an entire house to explore but feels the need to fuck with your face 24/7. I even feed them to my spiders

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>>2177565
i always keep spiders around. luckily one has made it's home right outside my bedroom window this whole summer. every day i get to see him making his web and catching bugs that try to get through my shitty window screens.

when i was a little tot and i'd go visit my grandmother, she always had this spider that chilled outside her window too and she named him twiggy. every summer we visited twiggy would be there, i know it probably wasn't the same spider but i imagined it was a descendant of old man twiggy. so if i you see spiders outside your window, it's probably safe to assume it's another twiggy relative protecting your dwelling and living in perfect synergy with humans.

>>2177565
Just leave them inside if they are webbed somewhere not in the way.
Spiders kill the other faggots that get in your house. Like those giant fucking cockroaches.

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>>2177565
Wouldn't house spiders would die outside

>>2178970
God I hate those fuckers.
They always (ALWAYS) go for your face, no matter what. The only bug besides wasps I hate.

>>2179042
It's a daddy long legs, leaf

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>>2177565
>>2177594
This, if you kill a spider it usually means you are a weak poofta

>>2177647
my cat used to eat them

>>2179049
(it's actually a crane fly)

>>2179307
No, it's a mosquito hawk

>>2179307
>>2179344
No it's a Hästmygga (horse mosquito)

>>2179373
>>2179344
>>2179307
Nah it's a daddy long legs

>>2179459
It's a cat.

>>2179480
No, it's a chair.

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>>2177565
Jumping spiders are fluffy and cute.

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>>2180474
And that is why pic related
Talk about going full fucking circle here