I want to become a berserker, to gain honor, to protect my kin,

Eat a shitload of shrooms and stand in the middle of a bridge yelling at traffic.

Get someone to stretch out your nipples for an hour at a time
That'll make you well hard

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>>2177423
I did that and yet did not manage to successfully berserkergång. I just got arrested and taken to detoxification center.

>>2177448
You need to master the skill of provocation to legally cover your berserking

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>>2177404
Scandinavia has some based berserkers, just imitate those that came before until you find your groove.

>>2178291
What he did was pretty full on, but it didn't have the intimacy of berserkerism.

Eat lots of shrooms and go to a football match or wherever drunk stupid people meet to fight in binland

>>2178808
wherever drunk stupid people meet
Surely that means everywhere in Finland is valid.
>>2177404
I don't know but most berserkers are pretty big guys. Maybe get ripped or something

>>2178837
The problem in binland is not drunk pleps that want to brawl but finding them
Spurdos live pretty spread as far as I know

>>2177404
you're not even viking material, pekka

you don't even belong culturally to scandinavia and you expect me to believe you too can be a vikang?!

stop wewuzzing and get back to work!

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A berserker needs not one but many foes

>>2178881
he wuz mongol, though.

>>2178881
>>2178893
No i have Dane blood in my veins.

Can i join your party as a wizard, maybe cleric?