Help. Start new job tomorrow. So anxious i can't sleep. Jerk off or save?
You guys are always talking about saving jizz for power. Ty pol.
>>2057979
get some sleep.
>>2057979
Jerk off at work.
>>2057979
jerk off with your boss
>>2057979
Jerk off so you fall asleep the more sleep you get the more testosterone you have that's a proven fact so the benefits of not jerking off will be negated by you being tired.
>>2057980
Agreed.
Melatonin. Thanks.
I will jerk thw first day in boss womans coffee
jerk off at work FOR your boss.
>>2057983
Ah shit. Must research this.
Kill me.
>new job
>your first thoughts are about jerking off
You're not going to make it my dude. How much of a weirdo shut in are you?
>>2057986
Just getting that from a study a heard about. Basically they were testing the testosterone levels of these guys in the navy and they found out they the estrogen levels of 70 year old women because they were only getting like 4 hours of sleep a night. I'm paraphrasing a little bit and it might've been navy seals but either way get some sleep.
>>2057987
Lol see your concern.
Been wfh for 8 years.
Anxious.
All needs to be right for me and the evil pee pee is toxifying.
>>2057988
Ok... unzips dick. It's time anon. Merci bud!
>>2057981
Theres a guy at my job thats been caught jerking off in the stall twice now. Fuckin fucked. The first time people heard his porn coming out of his earbuds, the second time a few guys heard the fap-fap-fap-fap. The entire company had to give the whole workforce a meeting on washroom etiquette. The absolute state of liberal Canada, titsorgtfo and gentleman
>>2057989
The fact that you've been working for 8 years shows that you aren't 14 years old, so if you think this much about jerking off you should seek some help or something. That's really not normal.
>>2057991
Lol jesus. Sad thing is i have done exact thing many times.
Not now tho!
>>2057991
Am I just low libido or are these people freaks? I fuck my gf a few times a week, jerk off once or twice a week, and otherwise don't really think about sex or beating off. What's wrong with these people that they can't make it through a work day?
>>2057979
Good jizz to you, burgerbro.
guess we cant have too many cirno threads
Good job!
>>2057994
He's jerking off TOO fall asleep you idiot. Do you live in the artic circle or something have you never heard about how that shit knocks you out or the joke that men always fall asleep after sex. And yes you do have low libido cuz your girlfriend is slipping birth control tablets in your coffee while you're not looking ya cuck
>>2058067
she's a fairy of ice, ICE!
>>2058083
cirno is cute
Wow!
CIRNO
>>2058092
>>2058095
cirno
No.
Cirno very cute
>>2058106
>>2058108
>>2058112
Bu it's fun in here.
Yes.
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