Happy 5th anniversary edition.
kys
I hope Choaposter is doing fine.
>>1735751
I love them
K poop* listen to better music you fucking koreaboo fags.
Good edition
>>1735781
go away sea monkey
>>1735797
>explaining yourself to this sea monkey
lel
sucking on a big fat juicy popsicle in this fucking heat
>>1735812
i sure hope it's a Delta™ BOSS™ goy
>>1735821
idk wtf that is t b h
>>1735821
oh fug it's nestle that makes boss. i fucked up
>>1735825
you don't have these?
>>1735831
I don't think so
>>1735836
huh. guess it's regional, because i'm sure they have them in greece.
what ice cream does magayrorszag have?
>>1735841
uh
https://bevasarlas.tesco.hu/groceries/en-GB/shop/frozen-food/ice-cream-and-desserts/frozen-ice-lollies?page=1
these
Explain yourselves, why do you like this bullshit?
>>1735849
nice.
>>1735854
sea monkey leave
>>1735859
Not until you tell me why you enjoy this crap
>>1735864
i'm sure you can find plenty of pinoy sea monkeys who enjoy it, ask them
>>1735871
Why ask them, when it's easier for me to ask you? Now tell me
>>1735907
>one more month
>>1735938
it will be in November
>>1735974
Not september? And the good stuff (pics, gifs) should come out even earlier.
Isac sounds like fun
the korean beta male with the harry potter glasses in jessicas new MV makes me fucking angry
What do you think Jessica's favourite Twice B-side is?
>>1736689
melting
>>1736752
heh
Yeri
Eye Eye Eyes tho
>>1737196
>Le dorky and funny girl xDDD
good afternoon
yeri
>a cute and funny girl
word
>>1737487
Evening.
Waking bantkpg up from an evening nap
i like to nap from noon to 2 PM ideally but i cant nap anymore since i have to get on a work schedule
>>1738054
why are chewy's unnies so annoying
I don't take naps very often.
>>1738168
Momo means well.
>>1738168
just a little bit special
i wanna have missionary position sex with chaeyeon, pull out and cum on her belly
Yeri
>>1738095
love a nap in the weekend
drop off at 2, wake up sometime around 4
helps if I am going out in the evenings
I just finished work in the yard. I want some cold beer.
>>1738924
You're working late. Well, I suppose at least it isn't hot at this time.
>>1738924
me too, but i just woke up
>>1738959
We wanted to finish that shed for storing wood today 'cause there is another heat wave starting tomorrow or so tv says.
>>1738987
I like Mina. I feel Mina is very underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zgpdy9Co8k
Banger
I downloaded full concert but didn't have time to watch it yet. Feels Bad
>>1738987
We escaped the heat, apparently it will rain during the weekend and temperatures shouldn't go over 30 for the next week.
Why is it so difficult to wake up
>>1739215
You don't have the habit of waking up early
>>1739215
it isn't
>>1739215
I guess you don't have any cats to wake you up.
>>1739215
i found this back in the day. if you have an alarm on your phone/tablet/whatever, set it and put your alarm of choice on the other side of the room, so you have to get up, out of bed and turn it off.
worked for me, anyway.
>>1739295
This is good method. Worked fine for me until my brain learnt to walk up and turn it off without waking up.
>>1739477
seolhyun commercials
Seolhyun Telecom
>>1739185
me banging the sheet of metal
seolhyun technical college
What is that meme? Did I miss some meme?
>>1739295
Hmm...... Seems like a decent idea
>>1739269
I have a dog that sleeps with me and likes to sleep, so I guess a cat would be better in that sense.
don't forget to sleep
>>1740193
Naturally
What happens if you forget?
>>1740417
you die
>>1740417
It just means something drastic happened in my life
>>1740417
you probably die unless you're like that guy who survived a shot in the head and then didn't sleep for 40 years
>>1740448
>>1740499
>>1740507
Well am I glad my memory isn't that bad (or that I don't have a bullet in my head).
If I don't return in the morning, my memory had failed me.
Good evening, Bant
Sleep tight
>>1740697
Evening
>>1740694
Have a good one
Is listening to kpop redpilled?
>>1741447
>>1741447
no it is as degenerate as wanting to tie up and defile innocent looking teenagers
so who am I to judge?
>>1741447
you better be asking this ironically, people who care about that stuff are losers
Pubcrawls are pretty fun
Aoa helps me relax
Yeri
I love AOA
>>1735751
They really do all look alike
>>1741970
don't talk about aoa like that
>>1741955
Interestingly, if you search for KPOP cameltoe a disproportionate amount of the good images you will find will be from AOA. I know this because i have done it. Shamelessly.
>>1741970
Buy new eyes
seolhyun's drive thru insemination clinic
>>1743639
>Be a better you
A great Yeri fancam
i never thought that asians look alike
>>1744112
I couldn't tell them apart before I fell to the kpop meme, but I never thought they looked the same, it was just that I wasn't used to their faces
>>1744142
same, before I was deep into kpop all gooks looked the same
>>1744593
>>1744616
>>1744593
~(ºuº)~
>>1744593
>>1744616
>>1744636
<<<<<333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXbsh2SAR80
relaxing time, hey bant
good morning reeners
[SCREAMS IN THAI]
>>1745070
good morning
Daily reminder to praise Dubu.
[spoiler]I didn't forget, as you can see.[/spoiler]
>>1745114
welcome back
>>1745123
You mean aside from the 10th anniversary of snsd being a few days ago and me realizing I am 24 and have been at this for over 10 years?
It's really damn hot in my town right now.
Asian women are sex objects. Idol worship is degenerate. Placing Idols in BDSM scenarios is healthy and encouraged.
don't forget to wake up
new dan carlin hardcore history podcast! caesar's conquest of gaul this time.
>>1745124
How could I forget to come back
>>1745264
I never liked podcasts very much but I listened to a few by Joe Rogan that someone wrote about on /his/. What are these guy's like?
>>1745309
you never know
>>1745309
they're good but very long which not everybody is into. this new one is 6 hours. mostly they focus on the ancient world and the roman era.
>>1745463
Oh that's long. I've listened to a few that went up to 3 hours max. but could've (and should've) been cut shorter because of all the irrelevant talk and jokes in-between.
>>1745568
And you're watching disney channel
>>1745591
what
>>1745568
That doesn't look like a proper wand dbh
>>1745568
her lies are neverending
>>1745477
a lot of podcasts are just shitposting, but carlin's is not. he's always professional, focused and subject-oriented but there are interesting digressions along the way.
>>1745657
Well, maybe I'll check one of his podcasts out at some point. 6 hours is a bit too long, though.
well im off for the night, have a good one bant.
>>1745923
Don't forget!
>>1745923
ill try not to
>>1745927
To praise dubu
>>1745937
Most certainly.
I started fumbling with webm editing.
Sadly 2mb limit is almost undoable. How bad does it look?
>>1746069
Wait, why is it so big, what the heck.
>>1746074
resize it noob
>>1746086
i didn't click 'apply'
There we go.
mochi.. easy on the dog treats
>>1746143
I kinda don't like Mina for how Mochi looks.
>>1746151
>he doesn't want mina to stuff him full of food and rub his belly all day
humebois s m h
>>1746143
Are we posting big dogs now
>>1746151
is the pixelation in the source or from your own compression?
>>1746428
that's a big dog
>>1746849
she likes big dogs and big dongs
>>1746849
For you.
>>1747360
how many pictures do you have? and did you give filenames based on their contents on all of them?
>>1747512
15 gigs. i don't have time to name them all, usually just favorites i use on kpg
>>1747591
well it's been a long time since i've seen that boram picture. shieet, imagine all the pics of old groups people have that they just don't post anymore.
Speaking of collections, I'm making a backup of mine right now. I'm at a bit over 16 gigabytes (more than half of that being my Dubu collection) and it has been a few months since I last backed it up so was high time I did it again. I'd advise everyone to make regular backups, just in case.
usually how it works is a pic pops to mind to use as a reponse, so i try to have a title handy that i can search for
>>1747642
i sure hope you uploaded all your files to google cloud goy
>>1747685
Nice try, my Dubus are safely hidden away on two external hard drives.
>>1746505
From source. I have shitty connection so downloading 1080p is not so nice or quick.
>>1747591
>>1747642
15gigs of pics like 2-3mb for 4chan, or high res also? Seems like quite a lot. I have like 6gigs but 99% of them are less than 3mb.
>>1747637
here's my oldest t-ara from early 2012
>>1747698
I'd kill for more of those real big high res pics dbh. It's mostly the regular Twitter stuff, plus gifs and webms. Something like 20 thousand files, I think. I don't save fancams like some people do, those inflate the size dramatically.
>>1747642
How many pics is that
>>1747695
yes, but would they survive a nuclear attack?
>>1747732
i am at work so here is the oldest reaction pic i saved last week
>>1747741
>tfw kim nukes zlovenia because he read confucius and he knows he should attack where the enemy least expects
>>1747698
i fucking hate those over 1mb images, i resize them smaller. i'm not a rich person with inifinite storage space. mine are regular jpgs that fill the screen at full rez.
>>1747741
Slovenia in general would not be a high level target so I'd have enough time to take the collection underground and protect it with some sort of Faraday cage (we have a lot of stuff lying around, could probably find something like that).
>>1747769
Nice try, he would never do that in fear of hurting his Laibach husbandos.
>>1747785
what the fuck, they're slovenian? this is almost as shocking as when i found the scorpions and NANA were german
>large for 2012 image size
>>1747837
feifei...
>>1747813
surprised about laibach. the scorpions are as german as a panzer tank
>>1747813
Well yeah, they're famous for getting the authorities butthurt by wearing nazi uniforms and showing totalitarian symbolism that blurred the line between Nazi and communist propaganda. Where did you think they were from? I mean, they're named after our capital and all.
just remembered that zizek is slovenian
>>1747874
well i thought i heard "life ist life" and i thought they were german. you gotta understand, at that age, people here don't even know slovenia exists. not to mention making the connection between laibach and ljubljana. not to mention the internet wasn't this big when i first heard those songs and info wasn't this readily available. same goes for scorpions and nana.
>>1747887
*lisps*
>>1747913
>at that age
i mean at the age i was at the time.
lady gaga is shorter than babysoul
>>1747913
Oh yeah, they made the song Opus Dei (Life is Life) and the German version Leben Heißt Leben. They're covers of the Opus song Life is Life (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI). Compare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ
Is everyone busy listening to Laibach's discography right now?
>>1748312
There was downpour during the night and few rooms at my workplace have new showers from the ceiling. I hate summer
>>1748312
no lad i was walking home from work lol
also i reporded that life is life video for nudity lol
>>1748586
oh well. i didn't really report it anyway. what kind of a pussy faggot reports shit? i only ever report people who announce they've reported someone
>>1748312
It's museum time
>>1748655
I mostly only do it on /his/, mods are asleep 99% of the time and it shows.
>>1748678
VERY nice.
>>1748695
>/his/
i always thought that board was doomed to be colonized by /pol/, was i right?
>>1748726
/pol/tards keep shitposting there on a daily basis but they're not being very succesful in "redpilling" anyone.
>>1748750
/pol/FRIENDS just want other people to see the truth like they do. i should probably go join in on the fun on that board, i am a history major after all. pls no report
>>1748726
it's overrun by atheist redditors
>>1748811
>t. atheist redditor
>>1748799
wow that sounds like it's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel
>i am le smart because i don't believe in le skyddady
>flying spaggheti monster ftw!
most people on the internet talking about history are retarded anyway. it's a subject most people feel free to join in regardless of their qualifications.
>>1748811
>Someone started a thread on Bulgaria if you're interested.
nah, i majored in balkan history and the amount of shit that gets mentioned in balkan threads is enough to make me want to kys myself
The vienna library is very pretty
>>1748818
Who are you quoting?
>>1748832
I have seen more posters larping about religions dbh.
>the amount of shit that gets mentioned in balkan threads is enough to make me want to kys myself
If by shit you mean uninformed statements, then you're quite right. The thread in question isn't a very high quality one, either.
>>1748851
>uninformed statements
yeah, that's what i mean. these peopel think their highschool textbooks or the serbian wikipedia are legit sources. i don't think they even know what a primary source is.
>>1748875
From all the ">lol slavs" posts I'd say the majority of posters don't hail from the region so oftentimes, their posts aren't really biased but just more fitting for /int/ than /his/.
I'm hoping the board's declining condition is just a summer symptom. Still, without a mod intervention it will never get anywhere near what it was right at the beginning.
>>1748832
Good thing i don't know atheists who act like that
>>1748950
yeah, that's why i always thought that board was doomed from the start. not that i mean to say anything against /int/ or /pol/, i just think any historical discussion on the internet is doomed to dissolve into shitflinging. it's basically sports for people with very slightly higher iqs.
but you also have to remember how balkan threads look from the outside to westerners. i bet it looks like a bunch of monkeys flinging shit at each other and it's a 100% correct aasesment. AND remember there are also diaspora autists who try to influence the conversation without revealing they're diaspora.
i never went there when it was announced because i believed that would happen and i guess i'll never know what it was like when it was good. i don't know what you mean by "right at the beginning", but at most i assume it means "people were arguing but it wasn't as bad"
>>1749055
yeah, that's pretty good, but wouldn't it be better if you didn't know any atheists and there were no muslims in the netherlands?
I need to pee
>>1749141
There is nothing wrong with atheists
>>1749141
I would like to lessen the amount of muslims, but basically everyone i know is non religious, and only a small amount are christians or jews
hi vibu
>>1749188
idk joao, i think they're pretty annoying and arrogant
>>1749190
>lessen the amount of muslims
within the next 10 years there will be a pan european conflict that will make the holocaust look like a trial run, which it wasn't because it never happened.
you will get your fewer muslims but the price............. wew lad. acquire a firearm and get a couple of years of boxing training. it doesn't matter if your laws on self defense are shit. by the time you have to resort to your firearm, the laws will no longer be applicable.
or it might not happen at all lol, who the fuck can tell the future.
>>1749131
What I mean is, there were still mods there so there were at least some standards. Maybe it was the posters, too - it feels like many stopped visiting. Anyway, these days, the catalog is filled with shitposting and other low-effort threads and they get bumped to the top while threads that could lead to some interesting discussions die.
>>1749230
Hey, always nice to see you in these parts.
>>1749254
>i think they're pretty annoying and arrogant
I'm not tho
CUTE
>>1749286
she looks like she's about to pick my pocket and steal the copper wires from my house
I wonder how many Dubuists there are on /his/.
gaaaaaaaaaaah, i just went to /mu/ kpg and i saw their shitposts being ignored by the mods
i'm sure those nigger mods have an ip blacklist over there where they instantly ban someone for posting. there is no other way i get a one month global ban every time i post there while other shitposts get ignored. fuck you /mu/
>>1735751
kpop a shit
>>1749303
i'd let her steal my heart
>>1749352
even after her hairectomy?
>>>/mu/74470398
>>1749419
What's wrong?
>>1749443
that post was too pleb 4 me
what's everybody doing right now? i'm having the time of my life posting on /mu/ without getting banned. and you guys?
>>1750356
farming lootboxes in overwatch
>>1750368
anon did you really pay money for a toy? is ther at least kpop in the gaem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-j1rbqS6Q
>>1750396
Nice. The only kpop I've heard in any game was the tracks I put on the custom station in San Andreas.
Anyway, I'm just saving some pics from Twitter. Not sure what I'm going to watch tonight, nothing cool popped up in my recommended list. Maybe I should look for some interesting vlives.
>>1750356
I just finished doing stuff around house and thinking of my next step for the evening. I kinda don't feel like doing anything
I made this for nana and will send it to her
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xv1wVbnUt5
>>1750396
I've easily wasted a few thousand euros on shitty games and consoles and then barely played any
At least in overwatch I have more than 500 hours played
>>1749419
>>1749461
It is really good list for current entry level kpop. I would throw in some SNDS, T-ARA and 2NE1. It covers a lot of ground of what kpop has to offer, perfect for someone getting into it.
>>1750467
Ich glaube,GLAUBE, dass du Schwul hast
>>1750467
this is first love right? find an email for her and i'll help you get her to open it
>>1750501
lol du türke
>>1750526
one of you germs is a turk?
>>1750525
she will never open my email...
>>1750537
you need a good subject line and i can help you with it
>>1750545
what about asking her if she wants to become my wife
>>1750526
Neee, aber 50% russe
>>1750552
Perfect.
>>1750552
i'm not that good. but i'm pretty good. if you're serious about wanting her to hear that first love cover, you'll let me help you.
here's what we'll do. you let me know if you have her email. then if you do, i'll set up a fake email and you can drop me an email after that. i'll try to write something that'll make you open the email and even listen to the song. if she poststs it on her ig, i'll consider it a bonus.
but trust me, i'm good at being persuasive.. as long as you really have an email for her. if all you have is her ig, i'd still give it a shot but i can't guarantee anything. just make another post if you want me to get things rolling and i will.
>>1750593
'''''''''''''song''''''''''''''
you mean the
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>>1750593
but can you speak korean?
>>1750623
damn, actually that's a good point. i can't and i don't know if nana can into english. oh well. if you want to give it a try anyway, let me know.
>>1750649
she doesnt speak enrighshsif jsdh gj ödfg
>>1750687
Aber sie spricht
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>>1750712
lustiger russe
>>1750687
look. in the end it doesn't matter what she can or can't do. all that matters is if you want to give it a shot. my method is 100% anonymous so you don't eve have to care about being embarassed.
if she doesn't speak english you have nothing to lose, because she won't understand anything. if she does speak english you have nothing to lose because she will either click on your cover, dislike it and forget about it, or she'll like it. doubt she's completely clueless about english and she might have some minor comprehension skills.
i'll say it again. if you want to make an attempt at sending her your first love cover, i can help you. you just have to get serious and let me know. i'll set up a fake email, you can drop me an email from an equally fake email there and i'll ask you a bunch of follow up questions.
who the fuck cares mate, there's an 80% chance she won't open your cover, why not take a chance. imagine a kpop girl seeing your oc. that shit would be something the rest of us can only dream about
>>1750786
lol why do you want this so bad. I wish i had that much energy in life
Good morning bant
>>1750884
Herro
>>1750835
something about kpop makes me idealistic, i dont't know. but kpop makes me really happy just by being there. i like imagining how happy it makes people who are even more into it than i am.
anyway, this is my last offer and i'm going to leave you alone after it. i honestly don't understand why you don't want to take a riskless gamble about nana liking your oc. just let me try to grab nana's attention and i'll link her to your cover. that's literally it. there is nothing to be done on your part. i'll be your contractor and i'll do all the work. you're just going to be the talent man.
this is literally what the process is going to be like
>get an mp3 of your cover
>send to nana
>listen to what she thinks
and obviously she might not respond, but isn't it worth the risk. a fucking kpop hearing your oc. goddamn man, i wish i was talented enough to have that chance
>>1750996
ok but first I need to take a better recording and I dont have a good microphone
>>1751019
try covering your microphone with some cloth, i heard that has an effect. on the crackling at least
I think I will post something nice in the fan section of Twice's vlive channel at one point and hope that someone (hopefully Dubu) sees it.
What the heck. This picture is really weird.
>>1751019
my man, i'm on the verge of falling asleep. if you want to go through with our effort, drop me an email at [email protected]. i think your shit sounds great and if we can get our gril nana to listen to it, she'll like it.
Today is Dongdong's birthday. Say something nice to her :)
>>1751137
UP
>>1750356
I had to walk though the rain and now i am cold and wet. And i have to wait for two more people to take a shower before it's my turn, but at least i can read my book some more
>>1751415
What are you reading?
>>1751240
Happy birthday
>>1751415
jeroen is that you? t b h you deserve it.
do you realize that even me, with my 5 times lower salary would neve plan a europe trip where i have to sleep in hostels? you save like 20 eur per night if you stay in hostels instead of three star hotels. is that really worth sacrificing your dingnity and sleeping with 11 other people in the same room and waiting an hour for the toilet?
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your friends were kikes, not you, but at least you learned your lesson. never make plans with stingy cunts
>>1751503
I'm currently in a hostel and i'm only staying in hostels and airbnb's
>>1751528
Oh girl...
>>1751503
>working
lol
>>1751526
but why? is it because of your friends? staying in hostels in airbnbs is humiliating. if you pay a bit more you can stay in three star hotels and sleep on a real bed and take a real shower without waiting on a line
>>1751547
when i buy a house and land where i can plant my own food i will never be a wagecuck ever again
>>1751598
I don't expect anything more from Bulgarian
>>1751604
*licks thighs and rapes*
interesting filenames
why are you doing this
Almost done with discography
>>1751684
raping iu
>>1751752
Which album was this?
>>1751773
:^)
Sleep tight
Which one are we reaching first, bump or image limit?
>>1751911
cover your pits infidel
post limit team ftw
>>1751941
oh look it's just me
>>1751945
what would happen
>>1751948
if i just shitposted until the end