Nigger Laugh Thread

God damn that is some quality glass

Those aren't black people. You can tell from their posture and gait.

>>1571488
He was really hungry

>>1571488
>Could have told the clerk to give up the key
>Could have smashed the frame
>Could have smashes the lock
>Could have done anything else but keep smashing the fucking laminated glass
Just stick to robbing 7/11s instead my man.

>>1571488
Oh, some new Smash Bros footage? Donkey Kong with the hammer...

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>>1571488
Based glass. Alright here's the deal, if I see something I like I'll share something I like. Let's see if this thread is deserving of my treasures.

>>1571488
It's special glass protecting jewelry right? I don't see the problem, they eventually broke through too.

>>1571492
>helmut
>hammer
b but...but he planed it all out the night before.

>>1571488
Never seen a nog work that hard in my life

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>>1571497
Kek

>>1571490
This.

>>1571500
hahaha i read about this earlier today, i didnt know they were porchmonkeys

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>>1571500

>>1571503
I AM SUPER ERECT

>>1571500
These people are voting.

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>>1571490
This is correct. Also by the way they swing their arms with the hammers. It is singularly repetitive and reminds me of how Latin American mongrels work at construction sites, be them Mexicans, Brazilians, Guatemalans, or Puerto Ricans.

>>1571488
>All that work.
Definitely not a nigga.

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>>1571506
all of my keks

>>1571507
>>1571490
>>1571488
Apparently it's in Asia so I was wrong. Definitely not niggers, though.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a15_1500975195

>>1571488
bump for good thread idea cause mods are literal fags

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>>1571510
Chinks are curious creatures.

>>1571506
Why

Fucking why

>>1571505

And reproducing.

>>1571488
>donkeykong gets the hammer in smash bros.webm

>>1571512
weird as fuck
if they were painted purple or someshit i'd think it was aliens

>>1571512

Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

>>1571490
And their work ethic

>>1571506
Texas. My guess Houston

>>1571512
Jesus.

>>1571512
hammer time

>>1571512
MC Hammer

>>1571512
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>1571512Its because in china if you hit someone you have to pay a large fee for all of their medical expenses so some crazy son of a bitch thinks its just better to killthem

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>>1571512
Damn them hammurai and their wicked ways.

>>1571524
He intentionally ran them down with a car. God knows what happened before the webm started.

>>1571488

Wait a sec. Are they robbing food?

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>>1571512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

>>1571498

>filename

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>>1571517
beat me too it

>>1571512
Why? What's the story behind this?

>>1571524
doesnt look like an accident i mean the guy avoided the first people and went straight after the second pair, revenge for anything is a hot trend in china, you eat my pizza crust you die, you enter the a building before or after i do you die, you fiddle my tiny tiddle you die.

>>1571531
>story
There is no story. Life is no fairytale. This is reality

Hahaha kek https://youtu.be/C-SsMQMFq8c

>>1571512
AXE GANG

>>1571527

Nvm. The jewelry stand look like a buffet lool (despite the glass being shock proof, so it could never be food).

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>>1571531
>What's the story behind this?
China being China

>>1571490
>>1571488
Yeah those definitely aren't niggers

>>1571488
Audio:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkuu4O_DT0

>>1571537
gotta get to school before the bell rings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVEXWQt4MM

>>1571537
Don't shit up a nigger hating thread with your hate-boner for chinks, you mexicunt.

>>1571540
Trying this tonight with the gf. Thanks /pol/.

>>1571532
based

>>1571488
Not sure about these lot being black

>>1571503
kek

>>1571512


Just imagine what would've happened if he had some upper body strength.

>>1571490
Its neat how you can tell someones race without seeing any skin. I thought it was how they walk but its really how they move their body in general

>>1571536
haha! (retard)

>>1571534
fuck off shill

>>1571488

Professional thieves will place a specialized puncture mechanism (a metal pointy tool with a spring that rests on a base) and hammer it with a maul at the very center of the glass (point of less resistance).

>>1571494

That's gold. What is that, a taster?

You can totally tell they don't need the bike, but that they just see an opportunity to take it and do like it is the default mindset. You know they will just abandon it later at Jerome's, too, after bragging about their conquest. They have no respect for what is not theirs, and they take mostly from others. What do you think that entails?

>>1571488
So... I may be just a simple cave-dwelling melanin-stealing whitey but not once in those 42 seconds of videos did any of those geniuses think of hopping over and accessing the goods through the sliding doors in the rear part of the counter?

>>1571488
its good as publicity for nonbreaking glass

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>>1571500

Wait...wat. No
I need a source on this one. I gotta have more

>>1571554
>you can tell someones race without seeing any skin
We're all the same anon. Your racist views on how people move is a social construct.
Why cant you Trumpvestites stop being bigots for just one day?

>>1571542
WTF

>>1571540

I'm actually impressed tbqhfam

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>>1571540
fucking wew lad

>>1571559
>specialized puncture mechanism
A center punch?

>>1571543
Kid has courage.
Got dropped once but kept coming.
No fear.

>>1571500
they'd have been shocked when they eventually floated out into the ocean

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last one im out

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>>1571543
nigglets learning to be niggers

>>1571562
They're locked you simple cave-dwelling melanin-stealing whitey.
You also forgot to mention you're a faggot.

>>1571536
Fucking kek, the insects don't even care to help the kids that got ran over

>>1571553
It's actually impressive that the guy did that move intentionally. He grabs his head for exactly that reason and not like a lucky grab this looks like a trained conditioned reflex from KravMaga or military h2h combat.

>>1571506
There could be a nice loop, here.

>>1571498

>partial arts

>>1571497
nice

>>1571546
What the fuck is going on here?

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>>1571583
fug

>>1571514
And not payingtaxes

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>>1571500
I don't understand this. Can someone explain?

>>1571494
Why not put an ice pick under the seat instead?

>>1571498
>not learning how to kick
fucking niggers

>>1571512
This is what makes me question law-enfirced death sentences. Usually I'm pro second-chance, but this and all the other videos like 3 guys 1 screwdriver... Man, they should legalise back public executions by hanging for people like those

>>1571586
rivers dont run in circles anon

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>>1571540

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>Too lazy to pick your own cotton
>Import subhumans
>President lets the subhumans free
>Has plan to ship them back to Africa
>Gets shot
>"Damn, all these subhumans, how do we solve this?"

>>1571518
honestly though
that takes tenacity

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>>1571550
>that takedown
>Rwanda Rousey

humans are amazing

>>1571586
You just sit in a donut floaty and get carried down the river. They somehow thought that a river (see the definition of a river) looped around and would bring them back to where they departed from. So instead of getting off where everyone gets off, they just kept going, and then got lost.

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>>1571594
Humans?!

>>1571540

That's kinda funny.

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>>1571503

>>1571585
and named people even by /pol/

>>1571506
I am feeling a time loop here

>>1571488


what in the flying fuck happened to the hammer bros

>>1571546
This is in Nigeria i think. As the blacks there are getting more access to first world resources they are becoming more savage. It's a weird fucking phenomenon.

>>1571563
Best BLM protest ever.

>>1571594
>humans
(((you)))

>>1571583
Mating ritual

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>>1571599

>>1571536
>Nvm. The jewelry stand look like a buffet lool (despite the glass being shock proof, so it could never be food).
LMAO weed

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fucking stupid niggers

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>>1571596


Pretty sure he meant the white dude who wrote the filename.....

>>1571577
Obviously there will be at least one person working that day with keys to unlock it you retard. It's about prioritizing, instead of spending a minute or more fruitlessly smashing at glass that isn't going to break, you spend that minute retrieving the key.

>>1571517
some good slamz

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>>1571583
You know exactly what's going on there. There's nothing anyone can add to clear anything up. It's as clear as you see.

>>1571575

Out collecting for College Fund

RIP Gentle Giant

>>1571586
>I don't understand this. Can someone explain?

Found the nigger

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got milk?

>>1571583
Niggers will rape literally anything.

>>1571583
>>1571546
I think that's actually an act. Think pro wrestling, only about rape/

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preview of McGregor vs Maynigger

>>1571505
Nah. Voting takes effort.

>>1571550
>That swift takedown
When will they add this character to Street Fighter ?

>>1571556

Give me a break here will you. My family served monkfish for dinner. Its absolute ass! Im starving lol.

>>1571589
China literally has roaming execution vans.

>>1571608
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>1571571
I don't get it

>>1571606
Headshot on the little fucking nigger

>>1571488
HAHAHA! black people are nothing but dumb rednecks.

>>1571618
you mean mcnigger vs maynigger? they're both niggers, imho

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>>1571488
the glass maker should use this as a fucking commercial

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>>1571546
Literally monkeys

>>1571503
FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

>>1571624

Saw this webm once before. Who burned all these bug people? Is there a longer version? Or a link to a news article I can read, 'cause that is some shit right there. Gotta know the context.

>>1571569
>I'm actually impressed tbqhfam
Me too, it's like they took the grace and elegance of gymnastics or ballet and combined it with a puppy humping a pillow.

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>>1571618
fucking hell, how on Earth did he DIE from that??

>>1571633
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/06/taiwan-music-concert-fire-injures-hundreds-taipei-150628060356556.html

TL;DR: flammable coloured powder

>>1571634

>the cops

It only takes catching one for the majority to be fucked. They will break.

>>1571633
Just a typical day in China

>>1571637

https://archive.is/Zq4Dt

>>1571512
yo that's a hammah dawg

>>1571625
>I don't get it
High trust white neighborhood, leave out bowl of candy, maybe with note saying "take one please", maybe counting on good behavior. Niglets take handfuls, nigger sow steals the bowl.

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>>1571636
nice doubles but if i had to guess i would say that nigger had a -5 chin

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>>1571632
Lost.

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>>1571512
that woman is legit a hero, suffering severe harm to herself defending that person

not even meme'ing, tremendous bravery

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>>1571608

>>1571642

Kek thanks

I thought it was dog food

>>1571625

in america some burgers are too lazy to get up to answer the door for halloween, a holiday for children to dress up and go door to door to get candy. Or they are out with their own children.

So these burgers put out a candy bowl that ays please take one, and niggers being fucking niggers just take the whole bvowl. People were actually getting upset that burgers were recording the niggerdom of niggers and stealing candy from children, and they are niggers.

>>1571488
those are chinks

>>1571544
are those arabs or mexicans?

>>1571579
No...thats the natural response to getting lifted is to grab their head. A trained individual would never have let themselves get lifted like that.

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>>1571650
Oh my God

>>1571636
Why do you think people say to not hit others in the head? All it takes is one hit in the wrong place and you are dead

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>>1571494
LMAOALLOOO

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>>1571525
>hammurai

>>1571650
whenever i watch this i think of nelson muntz saying HAHA!

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Imagine the smell.

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>>1571650
KEK's and saved!

>>1571625
instead of taking one piece of candy at a time, they ended up taking the whole bowl. American halloween tradition dictates that if the home owner isnt there to hand you some, they leave an amount of candy outside. Since they know they wouldn't get caught, they took all of it. Removed from morality.

>>1571618
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

>>1571488

>mining obsidian

>>1571579
what are you talking about, it's absolutely a lucky grab. There was no thought behind it, just a natural move that worked out for him

>>1571625
In white neighborhoods, everyone is typically good enough to only take one piece of candy on Halloween when there is a bowl out.

Nowadays, black people get bussed in from the inner cities into white neighborhoods and cause a ruckus. In this example, the nigger takes all the candy left out

>>1571618
Damn he broke his brain. I used to box my friends. Scary to think how easily this can happen. Its usually head to pavement that does this. Wonder if the kid had an underlying med issue

>>1571586
Someone told them the river ran in a circle and would take them back to where they first started, they believed him and got stranded

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>>1571644

>>1571540
he got some talent right there.

>>1571503

It's good to see she got a role after Ghostbusters.

>>1571608
A couple of kids did that too where I lived. The results were exactly the same. He was never "right" after that.

>>1571664
Did someone pull a gun at the end of that?

>>1571500

Of course niggers would think every river is a lazy river.

>>1571586
http://mathinsight.org/curl_gradient_zero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stokes%27_theorem

>>1571566
>We're all the same anon.
Yes, pit bull is same as wiener dog, it's just damn social construct is why de be actin diffent. Das raciss.

>>1571545
is not me you stupid slav, i am just here trying to enjoy a nigger thread but you never have content here, sad.

>>1571510
No they're still niggers they're just Chink niggers.

>>1571650
Someone help me - what are we looking at here?

>>1571495
Wew I was hoping that one was going to get his hand caught in the glass like that one trap in Saw II or III where you can get in, but the glass would cut him trying to come back out.

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>>1571640
>everyone wants to archive until it's time to do archive shit

nice job leading by example norway

>>1571667
Wtfug is this about

>>1571500
This happened near me. I didn't know they were niggers!

>>1571625
they're taking cigarette buts from an ashtray

>>1571554

A few hundred years ago it was a common thing for Europeans to point out that Americans had a "loose" style of moving their bodies that they had learned from blacks.

>>1571682
Migrants sank their own boat so that the coast guard would have to "help a vessel in need" but they ended up drowning themselves lol

>>1571618
>>1571636
>guy gets concussion
>starts seizing
>nobody prevents him from biting his tongue off let alone put him on his side
>guy chokes on his own tongue/vomit/spit and dies as a result
wat

Jesus, I share a planet with these people.

>>1571517
SOMETHING
INSIDE
MEEEEE

ITS COMING OUUTTTT

>>1571649
>in america some burgers are too lazy to get up to answer the door for halloween
Or, you know, maybe they're out taking their kids trick-or-treating as well.

>>1571592
>>Too lazy to pick your own cotton
Toilet complexioned neanderthal cave beast die from to much natural sunshine. That's just one way you can tell whites are unnatural devils.

>>1571555
fuckin file name is golden

>>1571688
Nowadays americans loose their bowels in marts

>>1571500
Lol there's an awesome river in NH that almost does this. The riverbend forms a ribbon shape and almost touches back at launch area, only a 30 second walk to start over.

Dis niqqas woulda steel kept floatin doe

>>1571494
Cities should put these out. People that steal bikes should be executed.

>>1571682
>>1571650
African migrants paddle up to a boat and sink themselves thinking it's the coast guard but it turns out to be fishermen who can't save them. The full video is insane, half of them drown after about 3 minutes of treading water

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>>1571682
those boats that bring over refugees to italy, the plastic dingy's, routinely capsize themselves near european vessels because by law those vessels have to help. Usually this happens around coast guard ships and people friendly to the refugees so they get a free trip to europe

in this case it was a large fishing vessel with no mean of bringing the people up (or severely limited means). Video makes it look like the guy is laughing at them but he really isn't, he was freaking out

Also most of those people drowned I think

>>1571532
Conversely,
If you don't reply to this post your mother dies.

>>1571506

she runs exactly like the titans in attack on titan.

>>1571602
>As the blacks there are getting more access to first world resources they are becoming more savage.
yeah...no.
don't try and pin nigger's degeneracy on whites you fucking kike

>>1571512
I think the car driver was in the wrong

>>1571700
>>1571682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdyerV8bfeA
full video

>>1571690
Yea you are not supposed to apply any pressure to their body and try to get them on their side. unblock airways if possible

They might as well just kept punching him to get it over with quicker

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lol, cant even make a good hate thread

glad the mods move these threads and leave up all the racemixing shitposting threads we get 1000x a day

>>1571602
AK's and other stuff might help out their savagery but its inherent for them to be savages. White people plan out our damage for a higher purpose. Blacks just destroy because "muh dik" and "gibs me dat"

>>1571755
i fucking hate these kikeloving niggermods on my peaceful board

this is a no racism board !!! be nice !!!

>>1572034
We're not being racist, we're making fun of black supremacists

>>1571661
story? why the fuck?

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>>1571959
>/poo/
>peaceful
you're just about as peaceful as the religion of peace.
Damn these mods.

>>1571488
lol

>>1571579
This guy is right the move is intentional. The "natural way" of fighting back is to get his neck but the other way around. The guy in the video has some experience in fighting it's obvious.
But yeah apparently dirty little weeaboos can't handle some guy actually doing something of his body. Learning how to fight and defense yourself and gaining up some muscle.

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>>1571696

SHART IN THE MART

fuckin' designate that shit