Oh baaaaannnt Guess what came in the maaaaiillll tooodaaay >:3

Is that hair on a fake pussy?

>>1431320
did you fuck it with your dick yet?

>>1431320
your dads new butt plug

>>1431333
Nice tripple 3
No it's just peach fuzz from my room kinda sticks to it
>>1431334
Yeah twice it comes with a little vibrating insert

>>1431320
DEEZ NUTS
GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>>1431320
>>1431347
ive always wanted a toy pussy. wouldnt have to worry about STDs or pregnancy, but idk how to tell my mom to get me it

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This is the vibrating egg you slide that in that side chamber there for exxxtra pleasure

>>1431359
t. 13 yr old

>>1431359
I had about 15 dollars in my Bitcoin wallet when the price skyrocketed so I cashed out on this and...uh, something else from

Bitcoin adult store I like it because it's anonymous and untracable

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>>1431369
shut up old man

>>1431380
thats cool. maybe i should get some bitcoins

>>1431410
Well regardless of what you spend them on you should get bitcoins.

Crypro currency is the way of the future and bitcoins have a set amount and are the most popular so they're poised to skyrocket in value in the near future.

Even as a short term investment you could see a 5-10% return on your investment in a day

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>>1431365
>4"

>>1431380
Would you really give a shit if someone traced a pocket pussy back to you?

>>1431435
Yeah i assumed it was 6" but it turns out since it's got the hole in the back 4" is pleanty.

It's actually kind of a boon to use it to focus the head then push all the way through for easy cleanup

For reference, my dick is 6.5" long and an "OK" sign with index and thumb in girth and this toy is slightly narrow and hard to penetrate but nice and snug once you're inside

>>1431359
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan. Mods can you ban this underage fuck?

>>1431449
Well I don't want it showing up on my bank statement.

>>1431388
underage b& avatarfaggot

>>1431455
Why the fuck does it matter? How much of a giant pussy are you?

>>1431454
when did i ever say im not of legal age? just because you say im underage doesnt mean i am. mods cant ban me lol im 74

>>1431458
4"

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>>1431456
you're a namefag and a tripfag...
>>>/r/eddit

>>1431459
>mom
>anime

>>1431459
The only explanation for you needing your mom to buy something is if you're underage

inb4 "i was just pretendin!!11!"

>>1431463
when did 4chinz drop namefaggotry?

>>1431435
Lamao dicklets amiright farmalamb

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>>1431464
doesnt indicate my age lol unless you have concrete proof or i admit to being underage then it doesnt matter.

im well above 18

>>1431455
>caring what other people think
Awww, this is probably why you don't get real pussy

>>1431483
You forgot below

>>1431458
My bank account is tied to my mom's so it's just a courtesy to keep sex toys off our spending report.

>>1431483
>gets caught as being obvious underage
>serious damage control mode

lmao

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>>1431466
wrong

>>1431504
D A M A G E C O N T R O L !11!!1

>>1431495
Why is your bank account tied to your moms jesus you're a fucking baby.

>>1431460
>>1431482
S-stop I'm well above average!
>>1431489
Rude, see my post.
>>1431495

>>1431515
is that your favorite subr*eddit?

>>1431518
We use the same bank and it's easier to transfer funds. Do you and your mom have a bad relationship or something man?

>>1431527
OH SHIT YOU GOT ME
gotta start early amirite?

>>1431483
>damage control this hard
mods

>>1431529
I don't need my mom to transfer funds because I'm not a child.

>>1431529
How would you feel if you found a "SUPER PUSSY 9001" in your staments?

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>>1431501
>obvious underage
>obvious
>underage
if it was so obvious, then why are you so wrong?

>>1431547
Well it works both ways too ya know.

Idk why you're trying to sound all mature over something so trivial about using the same bank as your mom it signals to me you have deeper issues.

>>1431557
Reported lol we don't need underageb& reddit fags here

>>1431561
>trying this hard to validate the fact that his mom gives him an allowance through the bank

Just admit you depend on your mom for spending money

>>1431557
Multiple people are shitting on you lmao just leave the thread kid and save what little dignity you have

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>>1431569
sir im not the one who's namefagging and tripfagging

also false reports may result in a ban. GL!

>>1431571
Never! I don't depend on her for spending money it's a convenience I never bothered amending because I do not have crippling self validation issues!

>>1431584
>implying everyone 10 years ago wasn't tripfagging

>>1431587
>I do not have crippling self validation issues
>triggered so hard he keeps shouting how him using the same bank account as his mom is normal despite it only being normal for teenagers

Wait don't tell me you're some mid 20s loser still living with his mom and without a job? Top fucking kek if true.

>>1431594
>implying we live in 2007
stuck in the past eh?

>>1431599
>he's still going

Sad!

>>1431596
you're a faggot

>>1431599
Stuck on a basket weaving forum eh?
I think you got lost, the gay furry sex forums is around the corner >>>/r/eddit

>>1431596
Sounds a lot like projection if you ask me.

>>1431616
>can't say yes or no
>p-p-p-projecting!

>>1431611
Someone's butthurt

>>1431613
such irony lol

>>1431625
Whatever dude. Get your shit together.

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>>1431625
yea, you after you got your anal exam, old man

>>1431584
btw you're breaking global rule 13
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>>1431634
>So your mom pays you allowance through your bank account?
>S-shut up you and your mom must have a bad relationship!
>No I'm just not a child like you
>Y-y-you're just projecting
>Why are you avoiding my claims?
>Whatever! Fuck you! Reeeeeeee!!!11

Lmao

>>1431641
>i know you are but what am I

Is that seriously your response?

>>1431642
those arent avatars they're reaction images. lurk more or leave, r*ddit

>>1431645
>is that seriously your response
is that seriously your response
>is that seriously your response
is that seriously your response
>is that seriously your response
is that seriously your response
>is that seriously your response
is that seriously your response

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>>1431320
>tfw too poor to buy good fleshlights
>tfw they all rip due to my dick being too big for them
it is both a curse and a blessing.

>>1431646
>i-im out of responses
>oh I know I can call him r*ddit
GTFO underage nigger

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>>1431643

>>1431655
Nice dubs

>>1431654
>he's so triggered he's going full retard mode
>he's going to tell himself that acting this autistic is clever and will let him "win" something

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>>1431657
gee, that's an original insult. ive never had anyone called me a nigger. wow

>>1431658
Lmao it's funny because I used a real argument and he's the one who kept resorting to insults oh the irony

>>1431669
>"original insult"
>you're reddit you're reddit you're reddit

Kek

>>1431669
>b-but I'm still not underage

>>1431662
>talking in third person
lol you're a cuck. are you really trying to avoid talking to me directly?

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>>1431671

>>1431675
18+

>>1431682
>is trying this hard to seem clever

Damn how pathetic lol

>>1431683
>failed at using any argument
>resorting to images that just admit he lost but needs the last word

Even more pathetic

>>1431674
gee, you sure showed me.

>>1431694
I know I did but I appreciate you admitting it yourself

>>1431693
>evading my question
lol what a cuck.

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>>1431686
Why are you still here then?

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>>1431693

>>1431701
>using cuck

What an original insult

>>1431658
welcome to 4chan :^)

>>1431706
It's good that you realize how stupid you were

>>1431703
same can be said to you

>>1431710
What is 4chanz

>>1431703
slob on the knob
>>1431706
>watermark

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>>1431707
that's what you are

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>>1431717
Unlike you I'm legally allowed to be here

>>1431727
Oh wait, you actually meant that? Lmao that's hilarious you really are underage

>>1431713
>stupid
very original and clever insult

>>1431706
>Trollino.com

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>>1431713
I'm not stupid take it back.

>>1431733
>uses unoriginal insults
>responds to someone saying they are being unoriginal
>gets told how he's the first one being unoriginal
>keeps being unoriginal in his insults

kek

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You all need to calm down :3

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>>1431731
>>1431732
but im 18+ so...

>>1431743
Stop being mean, MOMMMY WAAAH

Lmao the anime poster and op have been absolutely btfo this thread

>>1431744
you're an unoriginalfag

>>1431746
>so...

You're not fooling anyone kid

No they aren't

>>1431746
L0L
And I'm Lain from your website 4chan

>>1431760
>implying

>>1431758
He got doubles so...

>>1431765
still rocking that namefag + tripfag combo eh, r*ddit?

>>1431773
>has run of out anything to say
>falling back on things he's already said

How unoriginal

>>1431771
im the best at getting dubs in this thread

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>>1431775
Stop talking to that other guy and apologize for calling me stupid right now!
NOW! NOW! NOW!

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Hey guys I’m new here :DDDDD

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>>1431773
I LUV YOUR ORIGINALITY ANON-KUN

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>>1431775
>ceased talking in third person when i called him out as a cuck
you're submissive too eh?

>>1431782
>>1431778
The Gay League of Blue ID's

>>1431798
My beef was never with you. Though I don't approve of trip codes they are a part of the website and I accept your decision to use it.

>>1431798
now that you called out our IDs i just noticed the first two letters in your ID. things arent looking too pretty for you, r*eddit

>>1431796
>trying this hard to make it look like he has any merit

Kek

>>1431802
How come this fag can actually act mature not scream r*ddit everywhere?

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>>1431804
I swear I'll delete this whole thread if you don't say sorry for calling me stupid!

>>1431803
xd lol LOOK AT DIS CAT PIC LOL NAZI MAGA KEK XDDDD

>>1431783
welcome pal. im certain sir Anon-chan will be able to guide you here

>>1431814
Enter the pound symbol then type your pass and join the tripfag klub

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Just watching my favorite YouTuber

>>1431831

Ty anon trying it now

Am I doing it right?

>>1431832
I love jewdiepie too:3:3

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>>1431831
>>1431832
lovely. well enjoy playing with your fidget spinners and whatever else you r*edditors do, im exiting this thread

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>>1431859

wtf is a r star edit

>>1431859
What subplebbits can I see you on?

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We may never know what was stuck up
>>1431458
This anons ass for 24 posts this thread.

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>>1431849

But that’s SarGoy of Suckaad

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>>1431642
>posting anime reaction images is clearly avatarfagging MODS
>kek I'm not from reddit you unoriginal underage nigger
This thread gave a headache

>>1431504
If you're 74 then your mom is Dead

>>1432091
not necessarily

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>>1431320
What site you order that from and how the package look like when it got to you?

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>>1432262
Bitcoin adult store

Pic related and the shipping label reads From: Shipping Department

>>1432279
That's way too bland and generic. It's obviously a sex toy.

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>>1432325
Retard

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>>1431365
>4"
>American

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what the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>1433026
Americans.

>>1432677
>4"
>Mexican
fify

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>>1433034
Really? Just like a bunch of underaged b& and tripfags

>>1431365
did you post this image expected not to be ridiculed?

jesus christ this website is 18+ you fucking kids