Americans put cheese on their cereal lmao

>>1425866
I unnironically want to try it

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>british "sandwich"

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>>1425909

>>1425909

bread and potato versus cheese and cornflakes, I know which one I'd prefer

>be Lardshart
>get lard
>shart

>>1426021
>be italian
>only use olive oil

it has more fat than lard

>>1425866
This is slander. Blame us for the fucked up shit we do, not the fucked up shit we don't do.

>>1425866
I don't believe you

>>1425866
>Americans
>cans
>s
Fake and gay

Retarded yuros actually waste money on useless gadgets and contraptions just to heat their coffee instead of microwaving it.

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>>1426205
this "contraption" cost way less, like one or two hundred times less, than a microwave and can make actual coffee, not the sugar ridden diabetes flavoured mouthwash you sharters gargle down :^)

>taking the bait
I know, I know
and I don't even drink coffee that much, I prefer tea

>>1426369
thats a neat lookin kettle

>>1426369
I own one of those tho

>>1426369
Percolated coffee is best.

>>1426422
good lad

>>1425866
That's more plastic than cheese.

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Our cereal is cheese

Beits put toast on their bread lmao

>>1425922
>Britain makes fun of America
>America makes fun of Britain
>Canada makes fun of Canada

>>1427340
It's part of our culture to take a joke about ourselves and to be able to make fun of ourselves.

>>1425941
while i'm sure chip butties are delicious, unironically carbs in carbs. come on man. it's like a bread-on-toast sandwich.

That said, cheese and corn isn't bad in other capacities. I feel like cheese on corn flakes for breakfast could be reasonable.

>>1426045
>>1426021
You're both stupid.

>>1426443
objectively wrong

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>>1427527
>bread-on-toast sandwich

about that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

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>be american
>put sugar on legs

>>1425866
No, actually, we don't, but if we did, we would at least have the sense to use fucking shredded cheese.

However, we DO put toothbrushes in our mouths, and we DO NOT elect fucking third world Muslim dune coons into the mayoral office of our most prominent city.

Fuck off bongfag

>>1425866
shredded cheese works the best

>>1428586

sugar is great to use when smoking/bbq, faggot. but that looks like sea salt

>>1426021
>be ItaliANO
>go to the market for pasta and pomodor' for tonight's red gravy
>get killed by mafiosi

>>1425866
And you don't? What are you fucking gay?

>>1425866
na i melt my american cheese on toast and make egg sandwiches tho

>>1425866
No I don't.

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>>1427340
I had to do a double take - fucking ridiculous

>>1428785
>However, we DO put toothbrushes in our mouths, and we DO NOT elect fucking third world Muslim dune coons into the mayoral office of our most prominent city.

That's the maddest shit I ever heard.
Why are you so triggered, son?

>>1431628
You must be new to America

>>1425866
We put cheese on everything, have you seen our president?

>>1425909
That looks beautiful

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Beep beep. American rolling through on my way to the store for my 2 litre bottle of high fructose corn syrup which i inject intravenously.

>>1426021
>be italian
>eat italian food
>one or two women from the end of the street calls you a cunt 2 minutes earlier than usual
>proceed to eat once more
>chat loudly
>repeat

>>1426369
Hey I have one of those

>cereal box depicts strawberries in cereal bowl

>>1428179
That shit happens in Holland's stores too. It's like poo in loo brains have been transferred to whites' bodies.

One time a friend dared me to put american cheese on a peanut butter sandwich

It was actually pretty damn good

I used to eat peanut butter, tomato and onion sandwiches.

>>1431807
I was born here. Who the fuck puts cheese on cereal? I've heard of cheese and apple pie but that's disgusting. Is it a generation Z thing?

>>1431830
Is that the little Jewish boy trying to escape the Nazi death camp in the boy with the striped pajamas?

>>1425922
I had poutine fries for the first time in some bar in California in the rural areas (near Merced). Shit was awful. 0/10. I can understand cheese fries but the gravy makes it unbearable and soggy over time.

>>1432053
On that note I still love mashed potatoes and gravy.

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>>1425866
Explain yourself first

>>1428586
Pretty sure that's salt, Achmed.

>>1425922
Im the only one who thinks that this look delicious?

>>1432093
Not that there isn't sugar in bbq sauce. Still though, nothing wrong with that either.

>>1432104
I thought so too until I tried it.

>>1432088
What's wrong with them? It's just beans and tomato sauce. Hardly anything outrageous. Don't you lot have spaghetti-os? Same difference.

>>1432088
>>1432116
That looked like baked beans at first. Tomato sauce and beans? Sounds disgusting.

>>1432111
but its fries and meat sauce, what could go wrong?

>>1432120
Yeah but I don't think you even have "tomato sauce" in America. It's not ketchup. It's not pasta sauce. It's not pizza sauce. It's just tomato sauce

>>1432125
It's fried and doesn't absorb the gravy like mashed potatoes do. It tastes fittingly like a 'mess'.

>>1432135
Is that like putting a tomato through a juicer? Also, what about tamato sauce in spaghettios?

>>1432135
Lost of Italians in the US

>>1425866
''''''''''cheese''''''''''

>>1432143
tomato*

>>1432143
I don't know. They don't sell them here. I'd assume from the pictures that the sauces would be similar though.

>>1432169
Haha I'm sure your prime minister would love them instead of 'tinned' spaghetti.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/06/tinned-spaghetti-pizza-new-zealands-prime-minister-shocks-with-monstrous-recipe

>>1432190
Don't talk shit about tinned spaghetti. It's the food of the Gods. Divine on homemade pizza and all around versatile super food.

>>1432195
I didn't talk shit. I think I'd consider a Spaghettio pizza myself just to see if it tastes like what I imagine.

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>>1432190
You Jelly?

>>1432212
These are war rations. Eat real food.

>>1432212
watties? same label as hienz

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>>1432212
No, are you?

>>1432223
I also have a can of pringles and a bottle of sriracha. Is that a balanced diet yet?

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>>1432231
yeah nah, cambells is shit

>>1432239
7up then maybe

>>1432231
I think they'd probably taste pretty good.

>>1432249
Didn't always used to be.

>>1432249
>a juicy tomato sauce
Surely creamy or rich would be a more appropriate marketing slogan...

Unless food like this comes full circle and tries to appear as off putting as possible in the effort to continue reading and not changing direction for the soul sake of closure to message directed at readers who are mearly wasting their time continuing to read nonsense?

>>1425922
If there's one thing that could possibly make up for the garbage worthless bloated pimple on the ass of the planet that is Canada, it's this

>>1432266
marketed to mums as kid food and trying to make it sound healthy 'creamy or rich' go into the unhealthy or grown ups box in advertising

>>1425866
OMG Americans are disgusting

>>1432288
OMG the French are faggots

>>1432288
How's your surrender working out?

>>1432281
with "1 of your 5 a day" on the can I doubt they don't try to appease the 'health conciouss'.

>>1432288
Not as disgusting as your election results, cuck.

>>1432305
>talks about french elections being disgusting

how does it feel to choose between two candidates that are essentialy the same?

>>1432288
Speak up faggot

>>1432314
>Two candidates that are essentially the same
Name them. Candidates couldn't be more different between Bush and Kerry, Obama and McCain, Obama and Romney, and even Hillary and Trump. I would prefer Ron Paul but Trump was still better than Shillary.

>>1432333
>>1432314
Unless you mean kike subversion, but then what country doesn't fall under that?

>>1432288
The French faggot left I guess

>>1432333
Triple threes baby

Remember when we thought Trump was just the lesser of two evils? Now here we are, Trump turns out Trump is doing great things and representing our country brilliently.

If this momentum keeps up Trump is poised to be among the legendary ranks of our greatest presidents.

>>1432371
I thought he pussied out of being hard on China for trademark rights on their mainland, but then he recently brought up tarriffs on them and I lost the feeling that we'd been sold out. Still though, the Chinese could call on our debt and inherit American assets, and begin to colonize our once great nation.

>>1425922
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>1432393
China can't do a damn thing and that's a fact.

Catch one of the China Hate threads on /pol/ and you'll see these fucking insect people have as much chance of colonizing our nation as crickets do.

>>1432579
They've already colonized Sri Lanka in debt slavery, and are going to do the same to Africa and other places with their $1 Trillion dollar infrastructure development across three continents. Plus Europe is willing to do more deals with China, looking to replace the US for someone else they can lean on, especially as they destroy themselves to foreign filth.

Though yes, those insect-like feeble parasitic chinks are pretty inept at doing anything other than what the rest of their herd does. In numbers though they can be tougher to root out than the deepest insect infection, so I wouldn't underestimate their numbers.

>>1432636
Numbers are a non-issue. Military power these days revolves around technologies rather than man power.

Our military budged is uncomparable to any other nation on Earth. EVen our common knowledge technology is decades ahead of most nation's, which is to ignore the secret weapons lurking in the extreamly high-price top-secret military bases.

>>1432664
Except when you factor in that their military spending is much more efficient as they have hypersonic ICBMs now and will fit nukes into them by 2020. They also have the fastest supercomputers in the world for a very long time now. When we get quantum computers that will change, but they will probably as well.

>>1432684
Also, the Chinese have successfully teleported a photon into space.

>>1425909
I'm down for this.

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>>1425866
No wonder.

>>1432684
>>1432730
Also, part of the problem is defected western scientist traitors aiding the Chinese to do stuff they otherwise wouldn't.

>>1432766
If Trump increased incentives for scientists as well as dropped the minimum wage, the US would be more able to compete for scientists with higher wages and lower costs of living.

Related link: http://www.sciencemag.org/careers/features/2016/11/foreign-born-scientists-find-home-china