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hello /Bant/ I am a frequent reader here, this is my first post. I have a bit of a problem here, and I don't know what to do.
> Sitting in my chair celebrating aboriginal day drinking Whiskey and watching the events on the local native channel on TV
>My wife is in the kitchen cleaning the dishes, she is in a real bitchy mood I think she's on the rag
> She tells me take a shower and do some work and give her some money so she can go out
> I Tell her shut her mouth make me a grilled cheese
> She does this, banging shit around and muttering under her breath
> She brings me my grilled cheese and take a bite and there's a fucking hair in it
> I say what the fuck is this you stupid cunt and she comes over to look
> And I fucking smashed her on the side of the head with the bottle of jack danials
> the rest of the Whiskey spilled all over the place
So she's been lying there unconscious for a while now, she isn't bleeding and she's still breathing and I don't know what to do.
I thought if a called an ambulance they would show up and look around and things don't really look so good you know.
I can't take her to the hospital myself my truck is broken. I thought I could call my brother ernie but he would probably kick my ass.
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That sucks buddy. I'm just going out for a rip but I can pick your wife up on the way bud.
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if dubs you piss on her
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>>1139273
a-again
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if dubs i piss on this pole
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>>1139264
natives
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>>1139264
damn your wife is a bitch
rip whiskey
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>>1139270
>>1139275
I really need some help here guys I don't know what to do, I don't know if I should move her to th couch. She is shivering a little bit but I think she's going to be ok. When she wakes up I'm just going to tell her she drank too much.
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>>1139264
>jack daniel's
And nothing of value was lost. I would go and buy some real whisky, she ought to have woken up by then ready to make you some grilled cheese.
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>>1139264
your mistake was marrying her
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>>1139300
If you hit her in the right spot of the head and you are lucky enough your wife won't remember anything
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>>1139264
>I Tell her shut her mouth make me a grilled cheese
>smashed her on the side of the head with the bottle of jack danials
nice meme op
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>>1139317
Yes I mean I got her pretty good, the bottle didn't break but I hit her hard.
Is there anything I should do for her? She's kind of heaving like she's going to puke but I think that would be good she drank quite a bit today
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>>1139334
why did you fucking shout at her tard
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>>1139334
If she'going to puke, you should lay her on her back so she gets suffocated by her own vomit
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>>1139334
Break her leg, in case she remembers you smacking her, and claim she fell over suddenly when her leg broke off and you tried to catch her fall with that bottle.
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>>1139363
I layed her face down already, there's nothing more I can do. she's moved her legs a bit just now so she going to be fine. I'm going to just watch some TV and finish my drink while I keep an eye on her. I'm going to bring her a pillow for her head
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>>1139388
>face down
Oh shit nigger, what the actual fuck are you doing?
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>>1139406
No she's going to be alright
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>>1139422
Yeah but why the fuck face down?
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>>1139388
Gotta be bait but anyway. Pic related fagtard.
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