Good day commonfolk. I, the Medieval Doctor of BANT, have returned

>>1131228
I have a stronf feeling of loneliness that permeates throughout my entire being. how do I fix this

I have this constant urge to suck cocks.

>>1131247
This is a common ailment on this board. I myself suffered from it years ago. The solution is to find love, i myself found it in my goat Penelope.

>>1131228
my back hurts from work and i'm tired but i dont want to sleep

>>1131262
You have The Gay. Your anus must be burnt shut and your phallic member removed with a hot iron to stop its spread

>>1131273
https://youtu.be/RkZLl1CUT9s

>>1131270
Watch pornographics, but do not masturbate. They will remove your focus from the pain in your back to the pain in your crotch

>>1131228
whenever i feel like i need to take a shit i go to the toilet to shit but when i go to the toilet i realize that i never actually needed to take a shit in the first place

>>1131274
How does this stop the urge to suck cocks?
I mean the taste is alright but I dislike having a mouth full of feathers.

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>>1131228
Ever since I started using NSFW boards I've had the urge to fuck qt traps, can you help me?

>>1131307
Simple. Cut out the middle man and shit wherever you stand. Your bowels will thank you later

>>1131228
Do you have any treatment for the Cirnoposting?
Is it true that the only cure is burning at the stake?

>>1131351
>fetish porn
>german poster

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>>1131353
Cirnoposting is perfectly natural on this board. She is the lovely queen who hired me to work her after all.

>>1131331
If you do not enjoy your sexual attractions, you may simply plough a goat instead

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>>1131417
even the doctor is infected when will it end

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>>1131417
The flames will consume you.

>>1131469
I am the doctor of BANT. You need to leave immediately. Might I suggest /b/?

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>>1131541
you're sick doctor admit you have problem or face the consequences

>>1131228
I have the uncontrollable desire to shart whenever I enter a marketplace.

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>>1131541
>I am the doctor of BANT.
Not anymore you sissy chicken man.

>>1131721
it's called being indian and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>1131715
I'm perfectly well good sir. I have the scary bird mask

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>>1131228

Hey, doc, I have the suds

>>1131734
No no no you misunderstood
I never do it in the street. I can only release my bowels between the aisles of a public indoor marketplace

>>1131765
Superglue your anus and urethra shut. Then swallow an entire bottle of sleeping pills. You will feel much better

DOCTOR, DOCTOR

HELP IVE BEEN STABED

>>1131799
Stab the attacker back you manlet.

>>1131327
Oh i misunderstood. Instead of sucking cocks, you should be fucking them

Doctor doctor I have another question

Say I like girls, right?

I like females but the only thing is I only like them if they have a feminine phallus, does this mean I have the Gay?

Are beautiful damsels with, small, dainty peni in fact spreaders of the dread plague known as "the Gay"?

>>1131228
I wanna rape a trap.

I'm so addicted to tea that I just had my tenth cup, what does this mean for me, doc? Did a British vampire bite my neck when I was sleeping?

>>1132069
Im not Dr but we wouldnt touch your shitskin blood.

I have a thing for tiles, is this normal? Alot of people made fun of me for it

>>1132054
Traps spread The Gay. You must instead plough something else. Take my goat penelope for example...

>>1132080
You're quite literally a shitskin, Pajeet.

>>1132113
If it isn't gay. Fuck it.

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>>1131228
All of my humors are fucked. Pls halp.

>>1132467
You must explain in further detail. What is the problem with your humors?

>>1132577
My black bile is white, my yellow bile keeps spilling out, my blood is chunky, and my phlegm is stale.

>>1133112
Eat coal for the black bile. Spilling yellow bile must mean you have too much of it thick blood is good for the body. And take more alcohol to loosen up the plegm

My balls hurt

>>1132222
ALLAHU GETBAR

>>1133735
Oh, and I have a problem with turning rapes into murders

>>1133748
How else would you keep the victims silent?