>tfw no gf to have friendly horseplay with
>he wasnt a social outcast with a nerdy skinny social outcast girl in 11th grade and ended up having a nice romantic relationship and both of you losing your virginities together
You had only one shot at it and you blew it!
>tfw not a passive-aggressive redditspacing braggart so I'm not allowed to get a gf
>tfw that's my ideal type
>and i'll never meet a girl like this because i never leave my house
>tfw leave the house but just to take care of my grandparents
>that feeling when a qt nurse shows up every so often and her existence reminds me of how inferior I am
>tfw look like the guy in OP's webm
>tfw still no gf
it's objectively harder for men to date women nowadays. it's different when you're an adult than when you're in your teens and some ditzy teen roastie wanted to have you as her 10th boyfriend/trophy. women work now and they usually view men higher on the social ladder than they are as suitable partners. romance itself has been greatly exaggerated and glorified in entertainment media. people think they'll find "a perfect person" and bang like pornstars. a lot of people, both men and women, just avoid proactively trying to start a relationship just because of all the hurdles you have to go through.
so it's not that bad bro. it's just a sign of the times.
>implying anyone here consensually touched a girl who wasn't family
I have, but I'm what the normies call a "fuckboy"
>tfw the only women I've slept with over the past 4 years have literally been "oh I hooked up with you to make this other guy jealous"
>tfw one of my fuckbuddies recently got pregnant by some other guy and cucked her husband into believing the baby is his (husband's)
degenerate life is the only life for me to be desu
It's been 10 years since I've had a worthwhile relationship. All the rest have been disappointments