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What are the defining politico-cultural factors that create the

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What are the defining politico-cultural factors that create the irresistible urge in Americans to walz and wheeze into Walmart and collectively void their bowels in front of each other?

Is it degeneracy?
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FUCKING MOAR OF THESE PICS
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It is called american 'culture'
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>>1120680
I think it's a fecal fetishists from excessive german genes in America.
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>>1120680
It's our culture you bigot I though eurofags where supposed to be progressive
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>>1120681
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>>1120680
I'd just like to say that I have never witnessed this.
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>>1120680

Our diets consist of fried gravy and grease. Our sphincters are mostly vestigial now.
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>>1120680
A good amount of Americans are using "anti fat" drugs. It means that all fat aren't turning you into a fat blob but the fats are going out through your anus. People that consume this kind of drugs are supposed to go easy on diet. Most of them don't. That's why they shart in the mart.
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>>1120680
As far as I know, it's because of some widespread diet pills that make the body not absorb some fats.
Of course the people still eat like idiots and they end up having oily shit that just oozes out of them.
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I've spoken to 5 different Americans and they all tried to defend it

my uncle(american) even called it a Patriot Stain
he says "if you don't gots one by the end of the day you ain'ts been shoppin' enough!"

in fact he also said it's to save time while shopping, which in turn creates more profit for the business
"a runny butt keeps the stock market up!" he says

I don't want to cause offense or to rile anyone up, but I wish to start a discussion about this wide-spread phenomena.
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>>1120687
breeze of freedom
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Mods please stop using /bant/ as a trashcan for /pol/.
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>>1120690
>my uncle(american) even called it a Patriot Stain
gold
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>>1120690
this is true
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>>1120701
Idk given how the burgers are trying to trigger the board for that argument in the quads thread, this one seems an appropriate thread for the moment. Bumperino.
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So tired of this meme it's not like we all share, it's mostly overweight/old people.

And they don't even do it all the time but Walmart is a big store and shopping means a lot of walking far from toilets so sometimes a fsrt is too wet on your way to the toilets.

That's called progress, industry, and power. Stay jealous yuropoors.
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>>1120776
>progress means the ability to shit your pants
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>>1120776
Designated sharting aisles
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*blocks your path*
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>>1120776
Its because the poor (as in lacking of wealth, I feel no pity for those retards) shitters of society unironically loves walmart despite it being one of the most expensive stores out there.

Due to gutter slime congealed in one place, it results in sharting in marts
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>>1120701
>thinking this boards creation isn't solely to be /pol/'s sewer

adorable fellow plebit user
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>>1120982
whats his endgame
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>>1120997
This is /pol/'s sewer alright..and its starting to resemble s4s.
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>>1120776
why not wear diapers or something to contain your sharts when you are in mart?
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>>1120687
>Our diets consist of fried gravy and grease.
I don't think so. Non-quebecois poutine is pretty bad, I don't think even americans can get it right
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>>1120685
>what kind of culture you want famalam
JUST
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>>1120997
>/pol/plebbits still believe this
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>>1122145
>tumblr and Facebook think this board is special

adorable
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>>1120680
Welcome to /bant/, baka.
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>>1121039
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAP
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>>1120997
m8 it was created solely to be /int/'s sewer

>>1122276
dont make fun of medical issues
if americans can refrain from sharting in various public places, then they should wear diapers, right?
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