Tips on surviving a nuclear explosion

>>1115643
not being near a nuclear explosion would be a very helpful thing desu

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kill yourself so it cant kill you

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>>1115643
Don't get hit by a fucking nuke.

>>1115643
Own a calibrated geiger counter and check source. I've got a Ludlum model 2A. Anything short of a bomb shelter isn't going to do shit for the actual blast.

What about after the shockwave?

>>1115643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGlBFjxvgY

>>1115643
be somewhere else

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>>1115696
>calibrated ginger counter

>>1115736
Are you dyslexic? A GEIGER counter measures ionizing radiation.

>>1115752
I need some info guys

>>1115643
>Does anyone have any tips on surviving a nuke

1. Don't look at the flash
2. Get inside
3. Tape the windows and doors shut
4. drain the water pipes and store clean water
5. Stay inside for a few days while the radiation settles or blows away

>>1115696
>gayger counter
u wot m8?

You have potassium iodide tablets on hand?

>>1115643
True to Caesar

>>1115757
Get a geiger counter if you're really paranoid. Make sure its calibrated though, a false sense of security is more dangerous than not having one. Masking tape seal your house up and take iodine tablets if a bomb drops.

>>1115752
>dyslexic
i'm just autistic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

Duck and cover according to early 1950s America.

>>1115643
Ask Turkey

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>>1115778

>>1115833
House always wins

>>1115643
I think I'm the only one qualified to answer this

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>>1116957
KEK

>>1116957
I kek'd