Daily reminder

Its the only way desu

>>1108187
My roommate is half German. He swears on pissing while seated. I mock him and call him a pussy faggot for it, but he does it anyways. How do I uncuck my gerry roommate?

>>1108187
What's wrong with that? It's relaxing and you don't get piss on the seat

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>>1108187
>tfw you get a boner and your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

>>1108190
Is it really hard for you to hold your tiny cock and piss in the toilet?

>>1108191
Incognito cock-touch with the previous person. Very degenerate.

>>1108187
wtf? is this true? why the fuck is fritz so fucking weird

>>1108189
just force him into wearing lingeringe and sahiving his body. Than ram him with ur cock

>>1108192
I like to relax and browse my ipad when i piss. The only one with the teeny weeny here...is you. I only piss sitting down at home though. In public restrooms i stand.

>>1108189
>>1108194

Not an argument

>>1108194
Do you enjoy cleaning your piss off the toilet?

>>1108191
Why the fuck are you getting wood in the bathroom....... does the toilet brush arouse you? baka

>>1108187
You should try it. Feels very empowering, desu.

>>1108196
>Not an argument
I literally asked a question, I was not making an argument you bicycle thief.

>>1108189
lol what a faggot

I don't see the problem, I do it as well

>>1108189
Remove the toilet seat, replace it only once a day at his designated shitting time. Be aware that this kind of social domination of his bodily functions may severely arouse the German.

>>1108200
Why is it bad to piss sitting down?

These guys get it:

>>1108197
>>1108199

Germans prove their high IQ once again.

>>1108187
>not sitting down to pee

I bet you fags don't even wear panties.

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>>1108203
Do you ausi faggots get off to to this?

Anyone who pisses sitting down must have mental problems. I've tried it before. Disgusting

I "ahem" hang quite low and hate it when my cock hits the porcelain. I then have to wash it in the sink. Just entirely unnecessary.

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>>1108187
They also have a toilet over there where you drop your loaf onto a plateau before washing it down a drain at the front of the bowl.

Instead of immersing said loaf in water and preventing bonus aroma - you get the full benefit of appreciating just what became of yesterday's dinner.

I'm sure the Eurocucks will find a way of explaining the sophisticated reasoning behind it and how it proves their superiority over American made crap disposal units.

>>1108189

Fuck him in the ass. Then keep fucking him in the ass until he stops.

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>>1108187
HAHAHA
>>1108204
have a pussy? then stand like a man

>>1108187

I piss sitting down because sometimes I want to shit while pissing and I don't really know until I sit. It's like Schrodinger's Crap.

You might aswell start wearing diapers Krauts.

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sitting down is more comfy
also piss doesn't go everywhere

Sitting down to piss is for boners, and emergencies, other than that, you're ghey

>>1108187
if they did, why would they need a sign telling them to

but wat do if my willy is too small to piss without it going all over my trousers

>>1108187
wtf how do their dicks not go in the water. My dick has to be out on the seat when shitting or it touches the water.
>how small are you faggots penises?

>>1108213

If you sit down to piss, you are a faggot and have no right to call yourself a man.

>>1108216

Try spinning, that's a neat trick.

Sitting also prevents splatter from the stream plunging into a pool of increasingly pissy water, which would then end up on the bowl and surrounding area, to include possibly your own shins.
I prefer a urinal ultimately, a low one with a high back and wide curves around the side. These are great for low-impedance streaming and free hanging for the final drips.

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>>1108187
sometimes i pee sitting down too

especially at work

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It's in their culture. They're shitworshippers.

> Dundes specialized in folklore, and in German folklore, as he put it, “one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheisse (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass).… Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, riddles, folk speech—all attest to the Germans’ longstanding special interest in this area of human activity.”

>>1108197
do you enjoy being a cuck dominated by womans ?

in the alpha world you piss and the woman clean it with her butt in silence

>>1108187
Stop larping as an American, the English gives you away.

>>1108213
Doesn't make as much noise, either

pissing sitting down is delightful. leaves my hands free to caress my torso

>>1108218
I only piss in my own bathroom sitting down
in public I always piss on everything standing up

>>1108190
Its pussy shit

>>1108187
I'm thinking that sign looks like a nice target.

it fucking hurts to sit and piss, the dongle gets bent in odd angles.

>>1108223
Poo in loo detected. Anyone else?

>>1108207
This you don´t even have to be very big/long for this to happen as toilets seem to be built for this to specifically occur. Fucking "saving porcelain" and "fitting both adults and kids" designs on toilets make me want to tear society down.

How the FUCK can they make them so small and tight, fuck the 1st world.

>>1108196
How fucking long do you piss for that you can browse anything? It's not a shit you retarded faggot you just like to piss sitting down cause youre a gaylord

>>1108217
This shit drives me nuts. So revolting. I hate those short toilets, or the small bowls when the top of the glans smooshes against the cold wet porcelain. Instant shower time.

>>1108224
AHAHHAHA

>>1108221
Go find one of those tranny and/or faggot restrooms. You're no longer welcome to use the MEN'S restrooms.

>bathroom used to smell like piss
>start sitting down to piss
>bathroom now smells nice forever

Sitting down is red pill. Standing up the piss will splash on walls, on your legs, on furniture and everything will smell like piss.

>>1108236
i've literally never found a lgbtqabcxyz+ friendly bathroom irl

>>1108236
>muh masculinity

You cucks think pissing all over yourself makes you less of a faggot.

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>>1108187
Germans also shit on shitting shelves.

>>1108222
>The Money Shitter
Okay be real, how much of this is German and how much is ((((German))))? If that's not Jewish scatalogical fixation I just don't know what is.

>>1108239
says the kraut who piss like a woman

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http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/stealth-toilet-tactics/

>>1108208
I don't think that you will find such toilets in modern buildings. The last person I knew that had such a toilet in her house was my great grandmother.

>>1108197
>>1108199
>>1108227
>>1108239

you guys are fucking with us right? Right??

If you care how other people piss you are the cuck.
Honestly who the fuck cares about this?

>>1108187
Shit pissers?

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>>1108187

>German "males"

>>1108187
>>1108189
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>>1108218
>>1108223
>>1108228

If your manhood hinges on whether or not you're seated when you pee, then you are an enormous faggot.

>>1108191
>>1108217
>>1108234

Don't you niggers have to piss when you shit? Can't you just roll your dick to one side and tuck? That way you get the slack out. I have to police my dick from the bowl too, but I don't let it stop me piss while I shit.

>>1108249
>masculinity hinges
canard.

how do you tease other kids about having small wangers? or have sword fights at a urinal?

>>1108249
Triggered kraut detected.

>>1108208
my aunt has one and its actually great - no water splashing up from turds falling into the bowl.
Truely disgusting desu

>>1108249
here come dat ancap

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>>1108187
>already do number 1 on purpose to ever public toilet I can
>visit germoany with my frequent flyer points

>>1108187
>dat ass

>>1108187

REMINDER: THE BIBLE USES THE TERM "ANY THAT PISSETH AGAINST THE WALL" TO REFER TO MEN

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>>1108252

I don't sit to pee very often, but when I do, I'm taking a shit.

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>>1108187 (OP)
>germany
>men

LMAO. not anymore. germany is full of women and some kind of XY chromosome possessing collections of carbon matter that can technically breed the way that an actual man can breed, yet is missing just about everything else that goes into being an actual MAN.

national socialism is a steaming pile of shit that caters to people who are too stupid to form a unique thought, but at the very least when hitler was in charge i didn't see them as non-men. but THIS pathetic garbage of impotent cuckoldry is an absolute EMBARRASSMENT.

>>1108256
shaped by somali dicks

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>>1108240
WHY

its because some people might want to take a shit on that same toilet and you wouldnt want to sit in a pool of piss while doing so.

But if you guys like skin infections on your buttcheeks, do so

This is so gay

>>1108249
It doesn't hinge on it, but it does contribute. Also, dick touching bowl is gross, not very hygienic. I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?

>>1108262
>skin infection from piss
Weak immune system to be perfectly non-lying.

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>>1108258
You should be squatting when taking a shit, not sitting, unless you enjoy damaging your body, of course.

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>>1108261
They enjoy the smell as it fills up the house.

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>>1108264
>I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?

Tie metal to your dick and wear a hat lined with neodymium magnets.

>>1108265
> not having a problem with literally sitting in piss

yeah, whatever

>>1108187
From this thread it would seem the G*rm*ns somehow lack the ability to piss inside the actual bowl while standing, since most their arguments derive from toddler pissing abilities.
Sad!

>>1108262
ye you must keep your ass nice and soft for abdul

>>1108266

You're right. I use a milk create to create that position on the toilet.

>>1108208

Zizek has a lecture on this exact phenomenon and ideology embedded in architecture. Call it what you want, but hes a creative fellow at least

I sit down to pee in my own home so I don't get splashback. Don't give a fuck anywhere else though.

>>1108208
You guys can't really talk, every toilet I used in the US had the water level so high that when I went to take a shit I had to hold my dick out of the water.

Penis.

>>1108269
I didn't say that, but enjoy your low immune system familia.

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>>1108241

I don't know, man, but look at this shit (no pun intended)

https://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dukatenschei%C3%9Fer

>>1108270
>not having a stream so magnificent you can piss stucco off a wall
Must suck having a grapefruit-sized prostate anon

Does that mean Germany doesn't have urinals? People have found out how to make them much more environment friendly and water efficient, don't they want to help the Earth? It's just a little bit of time standing up. And then they yell at us for not taking every opportunity to help nature.

>>1108191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

>>1108264
Why not just buy toilets with enlarged space for cocks

>>1108262
>shitting in public bathrooms

>>1108208
to check your shit out before flushing, if anything is out of order (sign go a diet problem /some early illness symptoms, whatevs) you'll notice right away desu

>>1108240
Do they really still use these?

>>1108280
there are urinals in public toilets but ive never seen one in a private house

>>1108275
>avoiding the free dick bath
It's like you enjoying have a dirty dick lmao.

>>1108280
No they piss in the streets in things called pee curls.

i piss sitting down, i don't really like the feeling of little piss droplets hitting my feet if i do it standing up. it just makes sense that the louder your pee is, the more it's going to splash around all over the floor and the counters in your bathroom. if you do it sitting you can get it all to reflect down the slope of the toilet and there is no mess

>>1108249
Yeah kinda gotta cup/curl to get in position. Sometimes a lean to the side buys some clearance room.

>>1108279
I pee right in the water, no sprinkle effect or anything, don't you have any aim at all anon?

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>>1108187
is he peeing blood?

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>>1108285
Yes.Germany is Europe's India.

>>1108187
NOT /POL/ RELATED; PLEASE SAGE THIS THREAD

/POL/ NEEDS CLEANSING.

>>1108187
Aphabet agencies are laughing histerically at you autists right now

>>1108187
When i need to do both i sit. No point in standing up to piss then pulling your trousers down and then sitting. But man who actually pulls their trousers down and sits down just to piss is such a faggot.
I mean... WHAT would drive you to actually do that when you can just piss standing up?

>>1108292
that can't be real

>>1108287
No wonder you guys need your cocks cut if your washing your dicks in the same water you shit in.

>>1108261
allegedly so they can inspect it

>>1108189
remove the toilet seat

>>1108190
Males are supposed to mark the territory with piss

>>1108291
I have the aim of a sniper when it comes to pissing. PSI is the issue. The back splash is so severe it splashes over the bowl. Those of us not on Flomax expereince this.

>>1108187
Nope. Only fags and numales do that.

>>1108282
Why not just piss standing up?

>>1108294
Fuck off cunt, let us have one thread to talk shit.

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>>1108302
maybe the true problem is that your bowls are half filled with water, what gives?

>>1108307
So you don't have to do a full clean every time you shit like Euro loos.

>>1108199
>>1108197
>>1108213

Are you faggots fucking serious?

Your ancestors invaded Europe and gassed undesirables.

And you... Piss sitting down.
Like girls.

Why am I even surprised

A new mall has just opened up here and the toilets are unisex. This is their way of addressing the tranny issue

I'm so sick of going in there and finding the seat down. I've just decided to piss on everything instead.

Its great, I now go out of my way to use their toilets. Piss on the tampon box, all over the floor, the seat, wet the toilet paper too.

>tfw you make a troll thread and it turns into a serious discussion about differents methods to piss and shit around the world

>>1108306
how to make sure your country goes down the toilet

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>>1108294
Mate... Av been dain gear all night and even am more chill than you... Fuckin take a chill pill and calm the fuck down ya mad roaster fs

>>1108313
Hahaha gae en lad

>>1108311
/pol/ is /b/ but serious.

I sit and i still get piss on the seat

>German
>Male
Just one Desu

>>1108218
t. closet homosexual

>>1108213
no wonder muhammad fucks your wife

she can't get off on a pussy faggot like you

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>>1108187
I dont get it. Pissing blood red is bad of course, but green pee is normal???? what the hell is going on here?

>>1108249
"haha if your manhood hinges on wheather or not 5 guys pump your wifes ass with cum and then you like the shit cum off, then you are an enormous faggot"

this is you

JPL t fat

I shit standing up.
It usually lands on the floor in front of the toilet.
Good thing I do it in restaurants.
I like knowing that a waiter that I refused to tip will end up scraping my stool off the floor.

>>1108197
man is this really the might of germany? biggest pussy faggots on the planet , you deserve being wiped out with ISlam

>>1108314
Mate av been blasting Hardbass n been raving aboot the gaff for about 2 hours straight so far an' am as chill as snoop dogg compared tae him haha

anyway, how's yer night been mate? any good?

IBS-afflicted here. I sit down because I never know if I have to shit or not. Better safe than shitty.

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>>1108323
Sure ye do
Got hemorrhoids yet?

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Funny that this discussion has come up.
I actually texted my Pastor earlier in the day asking about this exact issue. If you care enough to look it up, check out 1st Samuel 25:22 & 34, 1st Kings 14:10, 16:11, 21:21, and 2nd Kings 9:8.
Still waiting on the exegesis here, but it seems Biblical to pee sitting down.

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>>1108187
>At risk of sounding like a gay
>I do this too, at home
>So I won't splash piss all over

>>1108327
rolling . . .

>>1108187
I do too. Take one leg out of my shorts/pants, too. What's the matter with that?

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE MODS!!!
I get issued a warning for a post that asked a general question about army stuff which every major country in the world has and a FUCKING POST about how GERMANS PISS GETS TO STAY ON?

>>1108189
Tell him he's a German merkelcuck

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>>1108330
hahaha, fuckin slav-squating like a boss mate

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>>1108187
>take a seat please

>>1108190
>What's wrong with that?
Not sure anyone knows what's wrong with it, but it's one of those things that separates girls from boys.
Boys of various species (dogs included) stand up, while girls sit down.

Just like throwing objects comes with movements that are different between girls/boys.

One theory is that doing stuff like a "female", may promote female behaviour in other aspects.
(Like always be sure to cross your legs and don't slouch.)

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>>1108332
Are the mods picking on you, Anon? How people evacuate their bowels is part and parcel for /pol/

What's worse is men who piss in the urinal with their pants and underwear down around their ankles.

you never get that little bit left inside feeling when pissing sitting down

>>1108332
Mate... calm doon
You wanna post shit about Military? Take it to /k/
that's generally the place for it,
this is a literal shit-post of a thread mate lol

>>1108327
3 master race

>>1108341
You mean six lad. Thats the real way to shite, alot more easier.

>>1108337
Like for fucks sake, I would understand if we were talking about sewage in third world countries and maybe how we could improve them an etc but fuck me! I don't care if Germans do a handstand while shitting and it has no politic value at all.

>>1108343
calm dude take a shit

>>1108208
Inspecting for worms
>>1108241
Anglos are the outliers here with their sex obsession. Most European and Asian cultures' supreme curses, not including raping the family honor, involve shit, not sex.

>>1108189
>Cares about how roommate pisses
>"how do i uncuck him?"
Uhm sweetie, youre the real cuck.

my grandpa told me about how the russians forced the boys to did this after berlin was destroyed

the only other males were elderly men who were shot or starved

it was a way to demasculinate them

>>1108342
I'd rather not have toilet water splash all over my arse

>>1108344
I fuckin wish I had to take a shit.
my shits are what legend's are made of, people make sagas of my shit's
there are epics of my shits.
still is not a politic issue.

>>1108348
Thats why you put toilet roll in first no matter what.
Does not reach anyways.

>>1108284
>EU Flag
>posts something abhorent

You're fucking animals and should be genocided.

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>>1108288
>pee curls.
kek
>>1108336
>but it's one of those things that separates girls from boys
And boys from adults.

>>1108213
>piss doesn't go everywhere
Famous german WW2 soldier accuracy debunked

Reminder that hitler used to fart while eating at the table

>>1108193
Also a good way to catch something

>not pissing in your sink

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>>1108349

Sounds like you are constipated.

>>1108223
>not sticking it in and pissing directly inside her vagoo

>>1108320
Green pee is niacin rich you uneducated faggot

>>1108187
>Germans male piss sit down
Sitzpinklers

>>1108187
i do too when im at home, less spill

>>1108187
sometimes I'll go take a piss at work and I'll sit down just to give myself a short, restful break.

Another great thread moved from /pol/, thank you mods!

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>>1108378
>replying to literal /pol/ trash

THANKS MODS, YOU TRULY ARE OUR GREATEST ALLY

>>1108401
But they've upheld the wishes of a butthurt Icelander. If I was a mod I would have kept it on /pol/ just to spite him. But I am a petty asshole.

>>1108401
I like how this thread is up on /pol/
>>>/pol/130605210

>>1108187
I love how /bant/ has become /pol/s septic tank

If I saw this shit in a public bathroom I'd piss all over the seat and maybe on the wall just to spite them.

>>1108417
Why the hell does he think that they made /bant/? It's a containment board for a containment board. It essentially is /trash/. I also understand why my dog keeps getting into the trash.
Also
>>1108428 see above. Too lazy to reword to include you.

>>1108187
Jews don't want you to find out they control the psychology of the European through how they shit/piss

Europeans shoot a water dildo bidet into their asshole every day full of estrogen. turning them into brainwashed nu-male slaves.

But we can't talk about that. Even on /bant/. There is nothing more important to the Jew than controlling the Goyim's asshole. It's an intimate psychological relationship.

>>1108187
Is this image telling me that if Germans piss standing up, they piss blood?

>>1108409
in your face arsehole!

>>1108609
The world will learn the european male is a toilet slave to the Jew
You can't stop us.

>>1108628
try to stop me Amerifatshit.
come "liberate" me bro

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>>1108187

>>1108668
If you want to fuck your asshole with a jet of estrogen-water, that's your business.

>>1108668
Quick! Everyone run from the Icelandic military!

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>>1108187

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>>1108187
mfw I piss in sinks whenever I have the chance.

>>1108679
if you'd pick up a book for once you'd know that our water is the purest soooo yeah.
but hey, you can enjoy you'r chlorine fluoride water mate.

One fantasy I have is to ask some random girl in a mall if she can help me piss because my hands hurt.

Makes no sense to stand up to pee when you have a perfectly nice seat to sit on faggot.

But public toilet seats are nasty, and you can't always get a cubicle.

>>1108687
fear my wrath peon.

I live alone so I do whatever the fuck I want. Best feeling ever. Never going to get a fucking woman or children. I'm 32.

Wtf I hate Germany now!

>>1108718
purest estrogen filled birth control water from the land of abortion cucks.

>>1108794
keep telling your self that bro. why not have a large sip of that toilet water you have over there.