Germans male piss sit down
>tfw you get a boner and your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
Remove the toilet seat, replace it only once a day at his designated shitting time. Be aware that this kind of social domination of his bodily functions may severely arouse the German.
Anyone who pisses sitting down must have mental problems. I've tried it before. Disgusting
I "ahem" hang quite low and hate it when my cock hits the porcelain. I then have to wash it in the sink. Just entirely unnecessary.
They also have a toilet over there where you drop your loaf onto a plateau before washing it down a drain at the front of the bowl.
Instead of immersing said loaf in water and preventing bonus aroma - you get the full benefit of appreciating just what became of yesterday's dinner.
I'm sure the Eurocucks will find a way of explaining the sophisticated reasoning behind it and how it proves their superiority over American made crap disposal units.
sitting down is more comfy
also piss doesn't go everywhere
Sitting also prevents splatter from the stream plunging into a pool of increasingly pissy water, which would then end up on the bowl and surrounding area, to include possibly your own shins.
I prefer a urinal ultimately, a low one with a high back and wide curves around the side. These are great for low-impedance streaming and free hanging for the final drips.
sometimes i pee sitting down too
especially at work
It's in their culture. They're shitworshippers.
> Dundes specialized in folklore, and in German folklore, as he put it, “one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheisse (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass).… Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, riddles, folk speech—all attest to the Germans’ longstanding special interest in this area of human activity.”
This you don´t even have to be very big/long for this to happen as toilets seem to be built for this to specifically occur. Fucking "saving porcelain" and "fitting both adults and kids" designs on toilets make me want to tear society down.
How the FUCK can they make them so small and tight, fuck the 1st world.
>bathroom used to smell like piss
>start sitting down to piss
>bathroom now smells nice forever
Sitting down is red pill. Standing up the piss will splash on walls, on your legs, on furniture and everything will smell like piss.
If your manhood hinges on whether or not you're seated when you pee, then you are an enormous faggot.
Don't you niggers have to piss when you shit? Can't you just roll your dick to one side and tuck? That way you get the slack out. I have to police my dick from the bowl too, but I don't let it stop me piss while I shit.
>already do number 1 on purpose to ever public toilet I can
>visit germoany with my frequent flyer points
I don't sit to pee very often, but when I do, I'm taking a shit.
LMAO. not anymore. germany is full of women and some kind of XY chromosome possessing collections of carbon matter that can technically breed the way that an actual man can breed, yet is missing just about everything else that goes into being an actual MAN.
national socialism is a steaming pile of shit that caters to people who are too stupid to form a unique thought, but at the very least when hitler was in charge i didn't see them as non-men. but THIS pathetic garbage of impotent cuckoldry is an absolute EMBARRASSMENT.
its because some people might want to take a shit on that same toilet and you wouldnt want to sit in a pool of piss while doing so.
But if you guys like skin infections on your buttcheeks, do so
It doesn't hinge on it, but it does contribute. Also, dick touching bowl is gross, not very hygienic. I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?
You should be squatting when taking a shit, not sitting, unless you enjoy damaging your body, of course.
They enjoy the smell as it fills up the house.
>I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?
Tie metal to your dick and wear a hat lined with neodymium magnets.
From this thread it would seem the G*rm*ns somehow lack the ability to piss inside the actual bowl while standing, since most their arguments derive from toddler pissing abilities.
I don't know, man, but look at this shit (no pun intended)
Does that mean Germany doesn't have urinals? People have found out how to make them much more environment friendly and water efficient, don't they want to help the Earth? It's just a little bit of time standing up. And then they yell at us for not taking every opportunity to help nature.
i piss sitting down, i don't really like the feeling of little piss droplets hitting my feet if i do it standing up. it just makes sense that the louder your pee is, the more it's going to splash around all over the floor and the counters in your bathroom. if you do it sitting you can get it all to reflect down the slope of the toilet and there is no mess
When i need to do both i sit. No point in standing up to piss then pulling your trousers down and then sitting. But man who actually pulls their trousers down and sits down just to piss is such a faggot.
I mean... WHAT would drive you to actually do that when you can just piss standing up?
squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter squatter
A new mall has just opened up here and the toilets are unisex. This is their way of addressing the tranny issue
I'm so sick of going in there and finding the seat down. I've just decided to piss on everything instead.
Its great, I now go out of my way to use their toilets. Piss on the tampon box, all over the floor, the seat, wet the toilet paper too.
Mate... Av been dain gear all night and even am more chill than you... Fuckin take a chill pill and calm the fuck down ya mad roaster fs
I dont get it. Pissing blood red is bad of course, but green pee is normal???? what the hell is going on here?
I shit standing up.
It usually lands on the floor in front of the toilet.
Good thing I do it in restaurants.
I like knowing that a waiter that I refused to tip will end up scraping my stool off the floor.
Mate av been blasting Hardbass n been raving aboot the gaff for about 2 hours straight so far an' am as chill as snoop dogg compared tae him haha
anyway, how's yer night been mate? any good?
Funny that this discussion has come up.
I actually texted my Pastor earlier in the day asking about this exact issue. If you care enough to look it up, check out 1st Samuel 25:22 & 34, 1st Kings 14:10, 16:11, 21:21, and 2nd Kings 9:8.
Still waiting on the exegesis here, but it seems Biblical to pee sitting down.
>At risk of sounding like a gay
>I do this too, at home
>So I won't splash piss all over
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE MODS!!!
I get issued a warning for a post that asked a general question about army stuff which every major country in the world has and a FUCKING POST about how GERMANS PISS GETS TO STAY ON?
hahaha, fuckin slav-squating like a boss mate
>What's wrong with that?
Not sure anyone knows what's wrong with it, but it's one of those things that separates girls from boys.
Boys of various species (dogs included) stand up, while girls sit down.
Just like throwing objects comes with movements that are different between girls/boys.
One theory is that doing stuff like a "female", may promote female behaviour in other aspects.
(Like always be sure to cross your legs and don't slouch.)
Are the mods picking on you, Anon? How people evacuate their bowels is part and parcel for /pol/
Like for fucks sake, I would understand if we were talking about sewage in third world countries and maybe how we could improve them an etc but fuck me! I don't care if Germans do a handstand while shitting and it has no politic value at all.
my grandpa told me about how the russians forced the boys to did this after berlin was destroyed
the only other males were elderly men who were shot or starved
it was a way to demasculinate them
>replying to literal /pol/ trash
Jews don't want you to find out they control the psychology of the European through how they shit/piss
Europeans shoot a water dildo bidet into their asshole every day full of estrogen. turning them into brainwashed nu-male slaves.
But we can't talk about that. Even on /bant/. There is nothing more important to the Jew than controlling the Goyim's asshole. It's an intimate psychological relationship.
mfw I piss in sinks whenever I have the chance.