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Im a 25 year old virgin, I've never had a gf, I've

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Im a 25 year old virgin, I've never had a gf, I've never had a job in my life or finished a degree. I turned 25 a few days ago.

My mom passed away 5 years ago and my dad is perpetually ashamed of me and hates me and is disgusted by me.


I'm going to kill myself tonight, dubs decides how ill do it. I'll try to record it if I can, no guarantees, still need to finish righting a few notes.

Dubs decides how I kill myself
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The ride never ends - dubs and you don't kys.
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>>745526296

>Checked

/thread
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>>745526296
Bump
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Lethal anal fisting
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no killing your self....until you find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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>>745526238
Cut your penis.
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>>745526238
you dont, you keep on living and do something in your life
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He lives
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>>745526822

Checked
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>>745526822
Winrar
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>>745526822
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>>745526822
A fate worse than death
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JUST DO IT!
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>>745526822
YOU BLOODY SADIST
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Ok kys doing Auto-erotic asphyxia
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>>745526238
Cut your veins, and share the photos.
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If you truly feel that you are not worth living do some cool ass action movie shit.

Steal a car, hoon and speed. Do some fucking random ass shit, go AWOL and just disappear and test yourself at 'games'. For example, try and make it across state from stolen cars, by walking only in wilderness, go in random buildings and use the elevator to some random floor and find an empty desk and pretend your work there.

If you have nothing to lose, not one person can take anything you have away from you (except anal sex from rapists lol)
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>>745526238
Drink yourself to death, slowly - over five or ten years.
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>>745526238
First, you should rape to some girl. You don't have nothing to lose.
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Let me lay it out for you: Right now you are on the crossroads of the rest of your life. Path A, the easy path, is you letting go and giving up. Path B, the hard path, is staying and fighting.

It takes, on average, seven years to master something. You're only 25. You wanna be a fucking body builder? Devote your next seven years to it. A mechanic? Do it. Video game designer? Sure, have at it.

Let's say you live to only 75. That's 50 years, or seven masteries. Most people only get one chance, and here you are, with nothing holding you back.

Take life by the balls and make it your bitch.
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>>745526238
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>>745527677
Dubs!
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>>745526238
DO NOT MURDA URSELF MY MAN.
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>>745526238
kill yourself by getting a job and a gf that will love, and cherish you
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kill yourself by getting a job and working 9 to 5, for the rest of your life, scraping to live a decent life, and in the end regret all your life decisions
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He don't do it
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Do it fagget
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Don't be a pussy, do it fucking fagget
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>>745526822

well played, anon.

Of course he wasn't an hero anyway. He's a spineless whiny cuntbag.
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