California cop. AMA

Ever kill a nigger?

>>745515380
Nope

>>745515434
Aww :(

Just a standard beat cop, I suppose? Or more specialized?

>>745515434
Tomorrow is a new day.

>>745515548
Haha just a regular cop I guess.

I'm 19, living in San Diego County. Should I become a cop?

>>745515300
If I crash into a cop will I get shot? Or will I get my ass beat? Or will I just owe a big fine

>>745515300
How do you feel about motorcycles

Ever touch a suspect's cock? Ever like it?

>>745515586
No. Be a fireman. Chicks dig firemen.

>>745515300
What's goodie?

>>745515679
What about em?

>>745515300
you ever stolen drugs from someone and smoked them?

what kind of sidearm do you carry and what is your departments preferred ammo?

>>745515752
Just your mom's.

>>745515832
Nah. Not my scene.

>>745515837
Sig p226 .40 Cal. We use federal.

>>745515861
what's the worst crime scene you've seen?
maybe greentext it?

>>745515830
Hm, like if a douche wearing gloves, a helmet, tshirt and shorts wheelied past you, would you be the type to body slam him and take him to jail.
Just realized im high and assuming youre assigned to patrol.
Are you a cruiserdoosh?

>>745515879
HSTs? or just hydra shok? also damn you must be in an extremely rich part. 226s are not cheap. thanks dude and plz kill a nigger

>>745515577
Do they have you doing much simunition training, or at all?

>>745515923
Man who hacked his mom and daughter with hatchet. Daughter was less than a year old.

>>745516005
My old department used them. Current one does not.

>>745515946
I'm probably not gonna catch ya if you're on a motorcycle. So have fun.

>>745516120
Unless it's a street bike and the fucker hits a tree and hopefully dies. All crotchrocket wiggers deserve death.

>>745515300
you were just here, needy fag. did you not have friends in hs?

Do you follow the blue code of silence? Some scumbag off duty cop broke my window and he never copped to it

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>>745516312
Kill yourself nigger we're asking a pig questions without him shooting us for being scared for his life.

>>745515300
Do cops still give a fuck about weed in Cali anymore?

>>745516312
I'm bored at work again. It's slow.

>>745516523
I never did.

>>745516383
Haven't been put in that situation yet. Not sure.

>>745515300
do you have any green text stories?

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>>745515300
Only good cop is one that turns in their badge

>>745516545
How do you like being a police officer?

>>745515300
Hope you die faggot. Like today.

do you side with antifa?

>>745516692
I don't. Haven't for some time, least the last 5 or so. So much has changed. Very difficult to do job effectivly anymore.

>>745516731
Thanks!

Do you hate niggers?

>>745516753
No. They bunch of sissies

>>745516807
Some. Not all.

Fucking boring ass AMA, kill yourself

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>>745515300

ever arrest ice poseidon?

>>745516880
Hard to do this shit on my phone. You're here aren't you? fuck off

How often do you stop niggers for quota and or fun?

>>745517002
I work at night so it's kinda hard to tell what race people are, but most in my beat are black so...there's that

>>745516787
What's changed or is more difficult nowadays?

>>745516927
Hey fuck you, I hook up your kind with fucking free lattes and coffee, the least you can do is fucking type something up that's more than a sentence.

>>745517075
I'll try and do better, just for you. Fag

>>745517071
Admin mainly. Constantly down our necks with BS policies. Media hates us. That kind of thing.

>>745517123
Anal probing faggot pig. Feels nice talking shit to a cop. Hopefully you're not from the 562 area

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>>745517075
They throw that shit away because it's "probably poisoned"

don't shoot me

>>745517209
You call that "talking shit?" Ok..

>>745515300
do you sell off-roster handguns to supplement your income?

>>745517172
What would be example of some of the new bs policies or micromanagement you face in your line of work?

>>745517288
That's why I don't do drive thru. I never get free coffee either so ...

>>745515300

I am so turned on by uniforms that if i'm around a man in uniform I will freeze up and literally be unable to speak.

How do I explain this to cops? It just makes them more suspicious of me, and never, ever goes down well.

>>745517324
Nah. Have have Glock ,27 for off duty.

>>745517288
Yup, that's why I help out the same dudes that stop by daily, just so they can take time to prepare their coffees, walk out the store and dump it in the street just to do it again the next day. Not worth risking my job tampering drinks for decent people that are cool to talk to.

Timestamp with badge or uniform or something

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hey pig. I'm a member of Antifa. When the time comes you better make the right choice. I bash nazis and I have no problem bashing a fash like you. to everyone else: stay strong comrades.

>>745517329
There's a company that writes policies for departments that is written by attorneys to cover departments asses. They don't give a fuck about reality. Some departments policies are over 700 pages. No way to remember all that shit. So they catch you on shit like that.

>>745517599
lol okay commie

Police explorer Industry sheriff station post 712 whats up sir.

>>745517441
Well we appreciate it. Thank you. Most are dick to us.

>>745517441
Pigs don't trust civs. They're trained to do so. It's in the panflit when you enroll. "Never trust civs" Your loss barista pussy.

>>745517640
Hey what up! I was explorer before I became a cop. Great program.

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smells like burnt bacon in here

>>745517599
Go huff some airduster with your squarer pad friends and write sumore nihilist poetry hippie faggot.

I'm kind of glad I changed my mind about becoming a cop. Almost applied to CBP after working on a fed training base as a roleplayer for 5 years. The instructors wanted me to sign up. I know I could do it, but the fucking social stigma nowadays.... sheesh. You gonna try and keep with it, or try something else?

>>745517787
Squater*

>>745517787
Hey man, don't knock airduster.
It's a good buzz.

>>745517820
Eh, I've gone this far (16 years) might as well stick it out another 11 till I hit 50 and I'm done. Retirement is great for us.

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>>745515300
Cops lives dont matter. You only exist to serve interests of those who own property. Your existence daily fucks over the working class. Everything cops do good are not specific to police. Everything cops do fucked up, is only done by cops.

>>745517678
Wait, it's my loss hooking up dudes that get bashed on by many people in Southern Cali? Use your fucking brain mate, I'm not trying to make friends with cops, I'm just doing my job and trying to make their work days less shitty with a free cup of joe.

>>745517912
oldfag

>>745517599
>to everyone else: stay strong comrades

I think you're talking to the wrong "everyone else".

I'm not your comrade, friend.

>>745517974
Yup that's me haha

>>745517640
Hey, I visited your station before to file a police report when you guys were hosting some kids halloween thing at your place, took me 2 hours to get to someone

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>>745517599

Why am I $2000 dollars in debt do to marijuana possession because of court fees and diversion courses? Why are pigs so money hungry? Why is the south still living in the 1800's when it comes to pot?

>>745518133
You think we work off commission dipshit? Talk to the courts and your lawyers about that shit. Nothing to do with me.

Hey look at me im an asshole with lots of insecurities that manifested themselves in a desire for authority, because wearing a badge will make up for the time Chad Bigdick held me upside down in a toilet for an entire period and then his friends made me eat two urinal pucks

Ps: ask me about my subjective understanding of the law and how shittily I enforce it

Do you know cops who were hired despite having prior convictions/bad moral standings?

I have a misdemeanor conviction for a non violent crime

>>745517912
Yeah, makes sense. Good luck with all the bullshit, brother.

Dumbest excuses you've heard at a traffic stop/ best traffic stop stories/ things that's made you laugh at traffic stops.

Used to date the daughter of the chief of police. He said if you can make cops laugh at a traffic stop you're pretty much free to go. How true is this?

>>745518327
Some things are automatically disqualifications. What we're you convicted of?

>>745517956
It's your loss for them pouring it on the street everyday, and them calling you a barista pussy hipster behind your back everytime they walk out of your faggot friendly california socialist owned coffee shop. How soft are your hands btw?

>>745518341
Appreciate it. Thanks.

Just want to say thanks for your service, even though nobody likes cops.

not sure whats up with the samefag cop hating in this thread.
cops protect us anon.
they don't fuck with you if you are a decent member of society.

>>745518378
As long as you aren't some asshole, I generally let people go. You want to be argumentive and shitty to me, instant ticket.

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>>745518294
Found the 19 year old antifa edgelord.

>>745518543
I appreciate it. Thanks.

>>745518416
Gross negligent discharge of firearm, misdemeanor.

It's my only adult arrest

>>745518587
This, I have literally never had a negative interaction with a cop in my entire life.

>>745518587
How does society need someone to show up 2 hours late and shrug their shoulders?

>>745518646
Eh. That's a tough one. Shows poor judgement in my opinion. How long ago?

>>745518427
Pathetic response. I get paid pretty damn well for being a barista pussy hipster, I get great fucking benefits, free stocks, all the drinks I can get whenever I want, and a free premium spotify account. Might not be the best job, but it's a job which you might not even have. And yeah, i work for starbucks you triggered cuck, keep it coming edgelord.

>>745518688
You think we don't have other calls for service? You aren't the only fag that needs a police report. You wouldn't believe the shit people call us for.

Someone called today to say they found an arrow in their yard. A fucking arrow. What the hell am I supposed to do with it?

>>745517911
If you're not trolling, you're a fucking retarded waistoid dope fiend, and I hope your kids are born with autism.

>>745518688
what did he mean by this?

story?

>>745518711
I definitely slipped up. It was originally a felony arrest due to it being an AR with AW features but thankfully that charge dropped.

I ask because I was considering entering the security field, maybe for an armored truck

>>745518768
Sounds like you just admitted that all you do is show up late and shrug your shoulders on taxpayer dollars but okay

>>745518791
Definitely slipped up. I would say any jobs where you carry a firearm are out. Be a fireman.

>>745518769
It's better for the kid to have autism than to be raised by a degenerate worthless pig

>>745518791
Oh and 19, almost 2 years ago

I was very reckless, I did it near a shooting range on empty land

>>745518832
No , I just have more important things to do than book a freaking arrow as found property. Which takes at least an hour to go do.

>>745518688
More like If we needed someone to crash a helicopter 2 miles away lmao

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/14/us/virginia-police-helicopter-crash.html?mcubz=3

>>745518843
I'm in school for business now instead. I can still own guns which is all I can ask for after that fiasco

>>745518981
Well that's good. Stick with an education. I wouldn't recommend police work to anyone nowadays.

>>745515300
>California cop. AMA

what's it like being dangerously incompetent?

>>745518768
Like a hunting arrow or one of those blunted tipped cheap tips?

Either way.... what?

>>745519258
I there anything else you'd rather do for work? If not, what are your hobbies?

>>745519380
Wealthy

>>745519458
Just a cheap, piece of shit arrow. Nothing special.

>>745515300
has anyone offered sexual things to you?

>>745519465
Wish I joined the military. Then I could have traveled more. Hobbies drinking and hiking.

>>745519698
Just drunk chicks. That doesn't count though

>>745519702
You can still travel the world, and this time, your knees and mental state will be intact

My cousin has aged pretty poorly after serving. His knees are in bad shape and he withdrew from the rest of our family

>>745518754
Is it true that there's estrogen infused in that frilly shit? Are you gay? I'm a plumber btw. I get Medicaid benefits, prescription vision and dental, relocation assistance, a paid vacation every year, access to stock, the list goes on. I can afford my own Spotify account and not have to sell my semen at the end of every month, you minimum wage paid fucking gimp. I earn $27.45 an hour. You are the shit smeer of society. You serve sugar and espresso to pilates milfs and cops all day. What a service to society. If I were you I would shoot myself.

>>745519729
did you let them?

>>745519876
Nah. Your badge may get you pussy, but pussy will get your badge :)

>>745518844
I mean, atleast graduate to smack so you can overdose and die in the end. If you're going to be a waist of life, just go as hard as you possibly can.

>>745515300
What city? So I can know weather to hate you or not..

>>745520017
ever masturbate while on the job?

>>745520060
> waist of life

>>745520521
Had sex on the job. Went home with my female partner and couple times.

>the antifa faggots are here

whats it like to be in the only successful communist country?

>>745515300
Are you allowed to work as cop in other countries too? I mean because US cops are famous for being bad trained, being corrupt and violent.

>>745520725
where do you cum?

Clearly not a real cop. You children amaze me.

>>745520736
Im not even antifa and I fucking know that they are anarchists not communists

pick up a book anon

>>745515380
Came hete to ask this.

>>745515300
did you bully kids in school

>>745515300
If I say I have cp will you come here to pound me with fbi?

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>>745517209
What part of 562? 714 here

>>745520154
you mean whether

>>745515300
blue lives don't matter until the rest of our lives matter

fuck off shitbird