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i use peanut butter as lube

op is a faggot

>>745500976
crunchy or smooth?

>>745500885
I clean cars for one of the biggest car rental companies.
Today I found a very nice light jacket someone left in a car, and I kept it.
Typically I only keep things I don't think anyone would miss or ever come look for.
So i took this jacket thinking it was fairly cheap, but it looked like it would fit me.
After a little investigation when I got home I discovered the jacket is like super expensive.

>>745501115
ever find anything cool in the cars?

>>745501477
I work at an airport location, and yeah a lot of shit people can't take on planes, like cigars and booze and such. I have a massive sunglasses and phone charger collection.

I love wearing extra thick double diapers 24/7

>>745500885
I made this thread and requested the OP pic in a drawthread >>745501034

>>745502181
as job perks go, thats pretty sweet.

Give me a cruel diaper punishment. How big of an enema should I take and how many peeled bannanas up my ass then how many extra thick diapers and locking plastic pants for how long? Where should I go abandoned building or trap house?

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>be me
>horny af and also into traps
>get on craigslist and post an add
>get one reply
>half decent looking tranny
>agree to meet at hotel
>show up nervous af
>spaghetti.pockets
>knock on door, feel ground shake
>land whale tranny opens door
>abort! abort!
>beta fag it and go in anyway
>get dick sucked and make excuse to go to bathroom
>fake a call from roomate 1 saying roomate 2 had a seizure
>run out of bathroom ad "explain" the situation
>toss clothes on and drive 100+ home
>proceed to bathe in listerine
>pic unrelated

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>>745500885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8sQ5pLwRIQ

I wish I was born with Hebrew as my primary language.

>>745500885
Men in uniform arouse me so much I can't control myself around them and i'm a full grown man

>Makes for intersting interactions with police

my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my fonger

>>745504237
youd jizz in your pants if you saw me in my taco bell uniform

>>745504344
but who was phone??

not a very juicy secret but a couple weeks ago I decided to not pay for my cell phone service anymore but I tell everyone my phone is broken. but in reality i just dont want to deal with most people anymore. it's slightly inconvenient but i'm getting a new phone # tomorrow but will only give my new # to a handful of close friends/fam

bummppp

>>745504611
Not really no.

Taco bell uniforms do nothing for me, sorry.

Im super gay but I have gf and idk how tell her I love to suck dicks

>>745505811
not even an assistant manager with a fancy name tag?

>>745500885
i hate my family. they are some fucked up people. maybe just get a long one sister. fucking losers.

>>745500885
I live in fear that the FBI wants to know my secrets.

>>745505966
Sorry man.

Uniform I like usually have neckties.

I take a lot of pictures of my girlfriend naked while she is asleep and she doesn't know

>>745505847
Ask for a threesome/foursome. Can confirm this can work. Happily married for 7 years and enjoying cock and other pussy with the wife for 5 years now.

>>745506102
i can wear one. what color?

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I'm living in a sexless relationship for 10 years and the only sexual interraction with her I have is fapping to cuck porn and imagining the girl is her.

It gives me the strongest orgasms.

This site helped me turning into a cuck.

>>745506183
how did you bring this up? what was first experience like?

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>>745501477
>found a very nice light jacket one time
>someone left it in a car

>>745506390
Good communication from the start. Started talking about sexual fantasies as a way to explore. Realized we were both bi curious. Also got into bdsm, femdom and some role reversal stuff. All amazing for us.

First experience was with another couple on craigslist. Not fantastic as they were no where near as develoce and secure in their relationship, so it was slow and they didn't last long.

After a while, we found another couple that we clicked really well with and found we had matching values. Been fucking with them ever since. (Exclusive was a good fit for us as it reduces chances for catching bugs.)

>>745506766
sounds like fun... What do you usually do with the couple? Are you in a room together or do you pair off?

I like to throw rocks at cars passing by then run away.

>>745506390
Only real advice I can give to start is to just be open and honest with her. YouRe helping moone by keeping it in and not telling her.

>>745506903
i used to do that with my slingshot, good fun.

>>745500885
I'm 23 and I love younger girls 10 to 16. I search everyday for new sites and never find anything.

>>745506879
Same room. We take turns in every combination of us 4 and switch it up constantly. Both of us guys are awitches, so we take turns pitching and catching.

Sometimes it's one giant fuck pile or pleasure train.

Since I was a kid I want to suck a cock

>>745500885
I like teasing my friend about the time she was raped because it turns me on.

>>745507165
are you m or f? who raped her?

>>745504237
I'm your classical left-wing punk. Green hair, jacket plastered with human rights paroles and all that shit. You get the picture.
....
....
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SS-uniforms make me horny like a unicorn on crack.

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>>745507800
Here's one i'm putting together

>>745507921
Nah, thanks. I don't have a thing for cops.

>>745507096
what exactly are you looking for? also, there's nothing wrong about admiring girls of that age like you and every straight human male does

>>745508128
Talk for yourself, man.

>>745500885
My dog has been cock blocking me for the past week.
I've only had her for four months and nearly every night she's slept in the living room, on her bed, or in the hallway.
Last week, the first night since I've gotten her, I decided to not just jack off and get it over with but to make a night of it.
She picked that night to start falling asleep either laying next to me or in my bed. If I try and throw her our she just constantly jumps up and scratches on my door.

I'm a bit gay tbh

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>>745508206
>not sure if in denial or homosex

I'm about to break up with my gf of 3.5 years b/c I'm dead on the inside, I'm tired of hurting her and want one less string for when I fail out of college this semester, go into massive debt, drive west as until my card gets declined and off myself in some cornfield

>>745508470
Bi and not into little shits without a single pubic hair.

I open mouth kissed a horse once

>>745508699
admiration goes beyond just sexual attractiveness/maturity

>>745508854
lucky bastard

>>745508864
Whatever

I let older guys fucc me for cash since I can't find a job in my shit town. Anyone want the story?

>>745508699
what about older girls who shave? pussies are pussies

>>745509067
>since I can't find a job
Even on /b/ he can't admit he's a faggot. Sad!

>>745509200
Nice dubs. and I do know I am a faggot, least I am not OP though.

>>745509179
I prefer the natural look both in males and females, but shaved pussies are a bigger turn-off to me than shaved balls.

Get bumped on

I'm literally watching my friend cheat on her BF because she doesnt change her password on FB, got a lot of great nudes from when she send it to this guy she is seeing

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>>745509684
how did the new guy get in? out of her league? is she slutty anyway?

where are these noods anyway? we'll need them for the investigation.

>>745509684
Why no sharing then?

My best friends girlfriend asked if she could charge her phone on my laptop. I immediately transfered all her files and have her nudes not. I fap furiously to them when I'm alone.

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>>745509684

>>745508524
at least you've got a plan, a lot of people can't even say that much

>>745508524
In what way do you think you're hurting her?

Have an extreme voyeur/spy cam fetish. I have secretly recorded my younger sister, brothers girlfriend, her sister, and my cousins girlfriend all showering/Undressing. Its my go to fap material when free porn isnt getting the job done.

I live with my brother and his girlfriend, and her sister is over a lot so i have to be real cautious about leaving my comp unlocked but the files are hidden and its well worth it.

>>745510485
I envy this position.

I love spy/voyeur, but the only person who ever showers at my house is my gf and I have more than enough of her already.

>>745510485
Dang, I need to peek around the bedroom corner just to see a bit of skin when my bf changes. That guy has the biggest dick I've ever seen but refuses to use it more once or twice a year!

>>745511130
does your name start with M

>>745511271
No. Why are you asking?

>>745511364
was wondering if my gf was on 4chan

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>>745508320

nothing wrong with liking the feminine penis

>>745511394
kek! Nah, you should be glad I'm not her. I'm a slut.

I showered with a cute 9yo girl earlier tonight

>>745511589
we, otherfags, wouldn't mind

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>>745511511
masculine penis is better imo

>>745511589
I'd prefer that tbh. I'm a bit of a slut too, she's prudish.

>just because I'm not fucking her does not mean I'm not fucking

>>745511647

that's more than a little gay to be quite anne frank

>>745511778
>>just because I'm not fucking her does not mean I'm not fucking

Same here! I just couldn't take that shit anymore. I just need to get laid once in a while and the sexual frustration was taking a big toll on our relationship. Mutual agreements were made and now I'm fucking my best friend on a semi-regular basis.

>>745511791
a bit gay because i like girls too :)

I fucked my stepmother's brother's wife and i fucked him. He ate my ass and now my asshole gets horny sometimes. It's weird. She swallowed my nut seven times. They fed me extacy the whole night.

>>745512035
> I just need to get laid once in a while and the sexual frustration was taking a big toll on our relationship
yep. she's great in other respects, but I have needs and that shit builds up.

>Mutual agreements were made
less so with me, since as mentioned she's a prude and wouldn't agree to anything. But I have a friend who's kinky as fuck and engaged to a guy who isn't, so we meet up regularly to release the tension.

>>745512274
more?

>>745512363
He wasn't pleased at all at first, but soon he noticed I wasn't stressed out and depressed anymore. Turned out dick was the miracle cure to 90% of my issues.

>>745512772
its amazing how it works right? such a great stress reliever. turns out I'm a much better partner if I can just sneak off and ruin a girl once a week

>>745512373
Okay, so i'm 21 and they are probably in their mid 30s. I always wanted to fuck this bitch, ever since i was a child. She walked in on me using the bathroom one time, and i wanted to fuck ever since. We struck up a friendship because we smoked weed together for awhile right before i graduated. I knew that they were swingers, and i started dropping hints about wanting to haves sex over time.

>>745512211

did nazi that coming

I fucc older guys for cash Anyone want my story on how it started?

>>745513157
So by this time we have been friends for awhile. They aren't related to me at all, but they stopped messing around with me because they felt that it was morally wrong because we are "related." I still want to fuck. Anyways...

>Get a call
>Hey D! Come over, we want to hang out tonight.
>Okay, be right over!
>Knock on their door
>Walk inside, i smell marijuana
>"We're in the room, come on in!"
>I see my "aunt and uncle" laying on their bed watching pornography.
>He's a tall slim black guy, and she's a sexy mutt of a woman (German/Puerto Rican other shit)
>She's THICCCCC and Short with FAT TIDDIES and a nice Ass.
>I don't mention the pornography at first, i just say hey and fist bump unk and hug auntie.

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>>745513139
Amen to that! I also got a much needed boost of self-confidence from it. My hit (on) rate improved dramatically and as long as I don't make out with another male in front of his eyes, well...
THE WORLD IS MY ALL YOU CAN EAT WIENER BUFFET NOW!!!!

>>745513563

>I sit down with them on the bed
>Unk rolls up a nice fatty, and we start talking about sexual fetishes.
>Aunt asks me what i like.
>I tell them i have always thought she was hot and i really wanted to have sex with her.
>They look at one another, and laugh.
>I start to feel awkward, like i messed it up by saying the wrong thing.
>I start to get up, but Aunt stops me by grabbing me
>I turn to look her in the eye
>"Have you ever had an xo, D?" she asks me
>I tell her i tried molly once and i loved the way it made me feel.
>"Well we're rolling pretty hard, and we've been thinking about you a lot lately, mijjo."
>Erect.jpg
>"Oh? What about me?" I ask
>"Unk has been wanted to get fucked in the ass for a long time, and we feel comfortable with you. You can have sex with me anytime if you have sex with him too..."
>I don't know what to say. I tell her to ask me again when the euphoria strikes.
>she hands me a couple pills and i pop em.

>>745500885
i used to get all my 4chan post pictures from google images (-_-;)

>>745513927

>She starts rubbing on me, clearly feeling the drugs.
>I pull her close and start kissing her passionately.
>Unk touches my penis through my sweatpants while i kiss his wife.
>"Fuck it, we can have sex." i declare.
>"Wonderful! Now take it off!."
>I get naked eagerly, obediently. The first pills are starting to kick in, as i've been there about half an hour at this point.
>At first idk if i should do gay stuff with him, i really only want to fuck her, but after this night i crave his dick. I'm craving it as i type this. I have half a mind to walk over there right now.

>>745514182
>i used to get all my 4chan post pictures from google images (-_-;)

That's nothing to be ashamed of. HOWEVER you should be ashamed of that emoticon!

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>>745500885
I search YouTube for an hour or more trying to find hidden amateur nudity to destroy my genitals to, rather than look up webcam or any form of porn on a site like xhamster.

>>745514303
Found anything good yet?

>>745514199
Bump.
Got any more?

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were then fuck buddies for quite a long time

I once cut in line at a burger king.

>>745514926
Well shit.

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I once flopped my dick out at a nudist beach

>>745514950
Dude, keep it legal

I once watched an R rated movie when I was underage

>>745513651
THE WORLD IS MY ALL YOU CAN EAT WIENER BUFFET NOW!!!!
sounds like you need a dicking to use up some of that energy you've got there anon

nice work with your setup though, with any luck mine will get a bit more honest that way at some point.

>>745514272
What? So it isn't a sin to get your images from google images?

>>745514199
Tell us more

>>745515244
Well, you can still go to heaven after getting your anus torn to shreds in pirate-jail...

>>745515375
So it's not okay, but you're not a complete fag if you do it either?

>>745515208
Thanks dude, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!
Talk this shit out with her, it's the only way. Good luck! *spreads legs and flies away*

I have a gf for 7 years now, but in the last 2 years i have fucked her maybe three-four times. Dont bother tho, not really sexually attracted to her anymore, but still like her. I take andtidepressants wich bring my sexdrive down, she doesn't seem to bother either that we are not having sex... But i am still horny for other girls, have often thougt about getting a fuckfriend

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>>745514603
Stuff like pic related. Never much sustained nudity. Lots of teases, seductive dancing. Thai, malay, indo or other asian girls are the most prevalent. Have to skim a bunch of vids for a nipple or cunt flash. Lots of off camera masturbating and moaning.

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>>745514603
Pic related

>>745515576
Ever thought about a side-girl? Maybe let a guy take a crack at your behind.

>>745515422
It's an absolutely heinous act!
I'd NEVER EVER use stolen content and I drew this ALL BY MYSELF:
>>745513651

>>745500885
Some time ago, I told my girlfriend that our relationship didn't change. She was just caught up in the new relationship high and thinks that is what love is. Around then, I created several online profiles who are exactly like me. She began flirting with fake me. A few months of having an online relationship with fake me, she left me for fake me. When we got to meet, I smiled as she realized she left me for me and I repeated my point. She thinks infatuation is love. We began talking and messing arounf again, not really officially back together. She is chatting up another fake me that I created. So, this girl is catfish bait. I did it at first to make a point, now I'm doing it for amusement and curiosity... with a dash of revenge. I know, kind of sick. The secret is that she doesn't know I'm doing it again.

>>745506123
Send nudes senpai plz

>>745515732
I think should feel shocked, but this is downright hillarious!

>>745515646
Yeah side girl would be option of chioce. Not into Guys.
Problem is with the meds i have to take im not really a sex beast. Maybe ill try Viagra or cialis or some shit.
Is the Viagra you can buy online actually real or are those just sugarpills?

>>745515846
He's gone, I'm your Sempai now!

>>745515926
U gotta send dem nudes then boiy

>>745515891
I wouldn't know man. I have a girlfriend and get my rocks off from going as hard as a wolf on her but I still get hard from being pounded like a bitch. So I am always hard .

>>745515973
touché

>>745515891
I use www . balimojo . com and it works great. it does give a slight headache tho

>>745516068
Well, that would be because a boner rushes the blood from anywhere in your body to your dick, so if the pills are causing it to happen to fast then yeah, a headache can happen.

>>745515881
It could be both. ;)
I'm a bit of a prankster. So, to be fair, my sense of humor that she loved during the infatuation probably irritated the hell out of her when the infatuation inevitably wore off. People close to me watch me closely when April 1st approaches. Party poopers.

>>745515991
Hm, I'm quite into pegging and rimming guys. Bf doesn't like it and barely lets me smash. Wanna stick our respective partners in postal-packages and swap horses?

>>745516302
Are you a girl?

>>745516333
Yup, but I'm fat and have small bewbs.

>>745516302
Sure, I am sure I can make room for him, Heh~

>>745516068
>>745516166
Honest question here: Could just maintaining an erection be physically exhausting for a healthy guy in his mid-30ies?

>>745516390
Nice... Do you like it when a guy eats your ass to...? It's my fetish really... Eating each others asses... Fuck I get so horny now

>>745516408
Hm, I just don't know if he'd make it over the big pond in a package. And if he dies, well... Let's say I'm running out of space in the freezer.

>>745516390
you own a tail plug, right?

>>745516540
In some cases yes, your heart beats pretty fast when you have a boner, blood pumps quicker as well. 30's is not quite the young buck type. But it certainly isn't something to be worried about.

>>745516604
Love it, but I prefer being the active part.

>>745516728
lol

>>745516728
I would really appreciate it when you press your tongue in my anus... While you rub my cock... I would love talking with you about it and masturbate

>>745516728
Do you have kik or snap?

>>745516674
Nah, I don't. BUT I was in a 3 year job training for taxidermy. And to be honest, those people are all nuts. All of them have issues with their parents and at least 35% of them has aspergers. And yes, quite some of them use tailplug - made by themfuckingself.

>>745516728
Looking you in your eyes when you lick me

>>745516688
Thanks for the info!

>>745516993
ah sorry, I thought you were a specific fatty with small boobs into pegging/rimming.she's in these threads sometimes.

but any homemade sex toy more complex than a vegetable or nipple clamps is a terrible idea and should be an instant red flag. if it involves dead animals doubly so.

>>745517106
No problem! I am just sitting on a dildo and eating a lemon in my room while browsing 4chan at 2 AM what else is there for me to do?

>>745516868
I'm actually on no social media at all. I just come to 4chan from time to time to talk to people who can't see me. I'm the above-mentioned green haired punk and people tend to treat me shitty when first meeting me. *shrug*

>>745517243
why the lemon

>>745517286
Needed a late night snack. *Shrugs*

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I've been jerking to my sister for years and I just can't stop. I feel like shit everytime and my behaviour has worsened so much because being nice to her makes me feel even more weird than before

first time i ever gave oral sex to a girl i was 9, she was 16. was pretty fun. did it on several times after also.

>>745517194
Only the tanned tail-hide. It's literally the same you can buy. I got out of that scene as soon as I had my diploma. Fucking creeps, almost all of them!

>>745517358
Did you grow up together?

>>745517282
Hmm so my masturbate sessions with a girl like you are only happening her on 4chan

>>745517510
Yes, haven't been seperated once

>>745517544
Depends... You aren't by any chance from/in europe?

>>745517623
I'm from Europe you too?

>>745517737
Germany. You?

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted stuck up milf and I have explicit pics and videos of the bitch. The upscale slut would be beyond humiliated if she knew that lots of strangers know in detail what every inch of her body looks like and what the bitch looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Happy to share through email. Barrydawson363 at gmail.

>>745517757
Netherlands... Fuck this arouses me so much... I love to be licked and lick your German asshole... You could even peg me if you want...

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>>745510203
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>>745517757
Are you still there... Im so horny now

>>745517827
Netherlands, really? You're not by any chance near Venlo?

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>have gf
>love her with all my heart
>wanna have kids with her
>I really wanna fuck other chicks and constantly get lots of opportunities to do so
>really scared she will find out that I've kissed and fingered tons of chicks at parties

>>745518147
Not really Venlo but I have a car. How old are you? And do you have tools?

>>745518276
mid-20es, got some vibrators but sadly no strap-on stuff at the moment (ex was a thieving magpie). I'm in Bochum right now, but in a few days I'll be at the border near Venlo, visiting my family. Opportunities, opportunities...

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>>745515846
>>745515926
sorry i am back!

>>745513378

yes

>>745518276
Wouldn't be so hard for me to get on a train from there...

>>745518581
Maybe for how long are you staying there. And what if you took kik we could communicate in private... And maybe make an appointment for making our fetish become reality.... Im already pre-cumming with the thought of it...

>>745518695
Can't wait to feel your fingers in my butt...

I am fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's 13yo sister. we fuck a couple times a week at least. he is the only other who knows and he just recently found out. can tell he is jealous, she is much hotter. also, she is on bc so we usually dont use a condom.

>>745518728
My phone is an ancient piece of shit.

>>745518970
OK what do you suggest?

>>745519021
At the moment I'm screwing around with a throwaway email account. Gimme 5 minutes!

>>745519145
Haha OK I wait

>>745519145
Still waiting

>>745519178
Okay, try this one:
[email protected]

I once blew over $1000-1500 on strippers in a matter of few weeks.

I still wish I could go. there are some hot canadian girls here at the strip club.

i also used to go to asian massage parlors. but that shit ruined my life when i confessed graphically to my psychiatrist and my dad and a case worker once as revenge so i dont go anymore but i get the urge now and then and i am kinda thinking i should do it once i get back to my city.

>>745519525
I think this shit doesn't work properly. Tell me when you send something. If it's not coming through, I'll give you my old adress. It's overflowing with spam anyway.

>>745519525
OK I send you an email. But you have to wait a little bit... Don't worry...

>>745519834
OK hotmail is doing weird about this email adresss

>>745519834
I think I need your other emailaddress

>>745519525
Yup, doesn't work. Here's my old hotmail-adress, gotta get rid of it anyway:
n o r d r a 4 2 < a > h o t m a i l . d e

>>745500885
I like to act gay because my gay friends have tons of money making opportunities and I'm getting rich just being around them. But deep down I'm really straight af. All I've ever done was kiss a man and let him fondle my balls once. It creeped me out.

>>745520249
Still there? Shit should work now. If it weren't for porn I'd fucking hate computers.

>>745518248
Do what you want- I fucked my gf's one friend for almost a year while my gf was being a jobless, alcoholic piece of shit and she never had a clue. I was self-employed at the time and worked a ton of overnight hours so it made it easy- I'd tell her I was going to work but instead I'd go fill her friend's pussy with my cum for a few hours. The friend was cheating on her bf with me, too...she was young and horny and he was young and inexperienced and would cry a lot like a little bitch. Hope he liked how my dick tasted the next day after I'd go fuck his girlfriend all night when he went home after crying on her the whole time he was there like a beta faggot because he never thought he was good enough for her. Wonder if he ever thought it was weird that she slept until like 2-3pm every day then got up and went to work all night and tried her best to avoid him after she was done so I could come over and give her the D all night?

Please have patience something is not working well

>>745520516
Yes I'm here but my hotmail is not sending any emails. Really weird

>>745520516
You probably get 10 of them in a few kinutes

>>745520852
probably a mix up at the NSA/FBI servers

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>>745520852
Got the same problem, must be the server!

ay

>>745520852
Okay, my mail isn't getting through either. I'd say, since you've got my adress, let's wait for a few hours. I'll write back as soon as something gets through.

>>745521552
Yes good plan

>>745521552
Aaaaand since this is still a confession threat:
At the pub I blame all of my farts on my best friend. He knows, but if he actually said something he wouldn't get any snu snu for a month. I'm evil.

I was molested by a much older man when I was eleven. He tried to rape me, too, but couldn't get hard enough.

Now I'm a 30 year old fat virgin degenerate terrified of intimacy or conflict. I dialed a wrong number at work the other day and the dude started screaming at me and I just shut down.

How can I ever call myself a man? What kind of woman would ever be attracted to that?

when my nephews stay at my place I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf

>>745500885
nice try, fbi

>>745521838
Though stuff! I didn't have something like this happen to me at a young age, but I think taking up martial arts lessons would be a good idea for you. I'm 180 pounds at a little over 5 feet and nobody laughed at me when I started kickboxing. If you know how to defend yourself, nobody who's in their right mind messes with you. You don't fear potential agressors (people) anymore and therefore your body language will no longer say "Meep, I'm a victim! Leave me alone!"
Do that before thinking about a girl-friend, or else you might end up in a co-dependent toxic relationship. "How dare you NOT being miserable anymore whem I'm not around?!" Think Mr Skinner and his mother.
Don't call yourself a man NOR a degenerate. In your thoughts you should stick with your actual name. Worked for me, and making the "talking (down!) to yourself"-aspect clearer to yourself helped me a great deal in stopping to call myself nothing but nasty names. Btw, "degenerate" was one of them.

I wish you everything nice for your way out of that soul-sucking pit of dispair. You can and will do it, Anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUJ5Bgg1zk

>>745522517
no u

>>745520568
How ddd you make sure that your gf's friend didn't tell anybody that you were cheating?

>>745523141
Now THAT'S the question!

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

bmpp

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Ive wanted to kill my younger brother since he was born. Im 23 and the fag is 20 (still bumming off our parents). Hes everything I hate in people. Dumb jock, mouth breather, inconvenient farts (Halfway shat himself at thanksgiving last year), aspires to be a youtuber. I was talking to my mom (unrelated to hatred of queero) and she said " I woke up this morning to your brother playing minecraft videos loud af. Even though I bought him headphones."

I hate him so much. Pic related

bi fag here, the best kisses Ive ever had were with a super cute 10yo boy

I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.

I'm a 21 year old guy, got fuckin drunk on a festival, and let 3 guy gangbang me in a tent. never did anything gay thing before...when i woke up my ass hurted like hell, there was dried sperm all over my body, on my asshole, everywhere. Actually when i think back it turns me on.

>>745525883
I had sex with two ladyboys in thailand

Cousin and me were fuckbuddies for couple years. Couple days before her wedding i fucked her with a condom which i had poked a hole in it. 9 months later she gave birth to a son. Her husband thinks its his son.....

>>745500885
No.

>>745526019
nice. you was the one who got fucked right?

>>745527077
With the first one fucking each other.
The second one was just me fucking her.

>>745527192
always wanted to fucked by a tranny. how did it felt? can you tell me moar?

>>745527573
Me too i fantasized a lot about it. It hurts a little bit at first but she started slow. The best part is the combination of getting fucked while laying on the back while she is stroking your dick and looks you right in the eye.

>>745527858
good for u that u could tried it. i have a really seriuos reltionship now, so it stays in my fantasies. wont leave my gf for that

>>745508128
I am also looking for a few good site mista vyne isn't doing it anymore

>>745528089
Are you into shemale porn? The problem is it will stay in your mind until you try it.

most recently got a girl pregnant and i secretly want to raise the child while she wants to get rid of it.
fucks me up every time man. my first chance at starting a family, gone.

>>745528186
yeah im inot. theres a lot in my mind. can controll it, wont ruin my life for one hour of curiosity/pleasure...actually i think i can make this thing happen with my gf in the future, shes really open minded, and slutty as fuck :

>>745505271
Good for you. I might do same.

> most recently got a girl pregnant and i secretly want to raise the child while she wants to get rid of it.
> fucks me up every time man. my first chance at starting a family, gone.

>>745500885

>>745500885

>>745506360
Mee too

>>745511607
Story time?

>>745526019
If you go to thailand and don't fuck a ladyboy did you even really go?!

>>745507162
So do it

>>745528312
I try to stop watching that stuff for a while to get it out of my mind. Atleast my girlfriend is up to playing with my butt sometimes. I dont want to fuck it up either.

I want to fuck my roommate so fucking badly. When nobody is home, I'll sneak into her room and jack off sniffing her underwear, sometimes wearing them on my head, gaging myself with them etc.

Goddamn. She leaves her old bras in the bathroom sometimes in the morning, and they're still warm by the time I go in to shower.


Fuck. I just want to feel her insides so badly.

>>745528429
Probably not, i was not interested in the girls overthere. I just thought about giving a ladyboy a try and did it spontaniously on two nights.

>>745528429
Ladyboy? You mean dude. Its a guy not a lady. Only on /b/ do they get pussy and cock confused.

>>745505271
Haha. Soon you'll realize al almost no one cares about being able to contact you except maybe your mom

>>745528657
Sure its a dude, but if you see them you will not think about them as a dude.
I am bi and can deal with it. Just interested in something female looking with an extra ;)

>>745508241
Just fuck your dog in that case

I came in all my sister shoes since 2013. And, sometimes, while she sleeps, I lick her feet and rub my cock all over them.

>>745528814
fake

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I've masturbated 2 to 3 times a day to photos/videos of NFL/college cheerleaders every day since I was 18. I get hard if they're on screen for more than a few seconds, so watching sports with my family is extremely difficult and often i have to go to the bathroom to quickly beat it when this happens. I'm terrified of someone discovering this.

>>745501115
LIKE super expensive. Faggot.

My wife sleeps nude and I crack our blinds so our teenage neighbor can see her naked body. She has idea. Would be very pissed. I think the teen jerks it while watching so I do it as often as possible

>>745532763
cuck detected

>>745517810
Any wins of her?